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My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: Gary ()
Date: July 12, 2021 10:36PM

But she’s all woman. She’s very feminine and likes how masculine I am. Her lady penis is pretty small thankfully, so it doesn’t get in the way of us being intimate. It’s more like a an abnormally big clitoris more than anything.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: See thread: Eat cum-gay or not? ()
Date: July 12, 2021 10:57PM

Would you eat my cum?

You're not gay.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: UCTDC ()
Date: July 13, 2021 12:38AM

Nobody cares.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: secret shopper ()
Date: July 13, 2021 12:43AM

UCTDC Wrote:
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> Nobody cares.


You do apparently seeing as you felt the need to comment. I bet you like lady cock, don't you.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: .AARPEr. ()
Date: July 13, 2021 07:41AM

"More like an overly large clitoris"?
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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: C9G3B ()
Date: July 13, 2021 01:53PM

secret shopper Wrote:
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> UCTDC Wrote:
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> > Nobody cares.
>
>
> You do apparently seeing as you felt the need to
> comment. I bet you like lady cock, don't you.


That doesn't mean I care or anybody else does, now does it, Mr. Knobgobbler?

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: July 13, 2021 02:09PM

Correction. Your boyfriend has a penis. And yes, that makes you gay.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: Experts in Gay ()
Date: July 13, 2021 02:48PM

Whenever I have questions about gayness, I come to FU where there are so many experts on homosexuality. You guys must have taken classes and spent years researching and doing tests to be so knowledgeable about it.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: July 13, 2021 03:20PM

Experts in Gay Wrote:
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> Whenever I have questions about gayness, I come to
> FU where there are so many experts on
> homosexuality. You guys must have taken classes
> and spent years researching and doing tests to be
> so knowledgeable about it.


SO they do "tests" for gayness? Like this?
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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: Ralio. ()
Date: July 13, 2021 03:23PM

Experts in Gay Wrote:
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> Whenever I have questions about gayness, I come to
> FU where there are so many experts on
> homosexuality. You guys must have taken classes
> and spent years researching and doing tests to be
> so knowledgeable about it.

Compiling knowledge via experience trumps any class. Don’t be deceived into thinking no one here has dabbled in homosexuality or is one themselves. Quite the contrary. I’ve found at least half of “straight” men have experimented with their sexuality.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: Hi eesh! ()
Date: July 13, 2021 03:24PM

Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: July 13, 2021 03:20PM

Experts in Gay Wrote:
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> Whenever I have questions about gayness, I come to
> FU where there are so many experts on
> homosexuality. You guys must have taken classes
> and spent years researching and doing tests to be
> so knowledgeable about it.

> SO they do "tests" for gayness? Like this?

Looks like you passed the test with flying colours. The one and only time you succeeded at something.

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Re: My girlfriend has a penis
Posted by: Biden's 3rd World Shithole ()
Date: July 13, 2021 04:45PM

I like the clit-sized cocks because I can get my mouth all around them!

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