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Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Arrid ()
Date: June 20, 2021 12:14PM

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Yellow can, extra strength. No smell. Spray all over. Top to bottom and especially in between!

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: maybe I'm just cleaner ()
Date: June 20, 2021 06:54PM

I can actually go a few days sans bathing, and still smell OK.

That said, I usually bathe anyhow just on general principal.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Arrid ()
Date: June 20, 2021 07:20PM

Since the pandemic and working from home I've showered less. I usually only shower when going out on public.

I've also switched over to bar soap whereas I was only using body wash for years! They ran out of the kind I like so I tried the bar and realize bar soap seems to get me cleaner and keeps me smelling better for longer.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: No showers for me ()
Date: June 20, 2021 11:51PM

I go down to 4 mile run and bathe in its envigorating & fragrant waters.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Timmy Trumptard ()
Date: June 21, 2021 12:33AM

My trailer ain’t got no shower

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Covid Lies ()
Date: June 21, 2021 06:32AM

Showering or any bathing for that matter, is not healthy. One of my best friends died because he showered twice a day.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Lake Accotink Bath & Spa ()
Date: June 21, 2021 08:25AM

Like the previous poster, I no longer shower. But my home backs to luxurious Lake Accotink. If I time my bath right, I will have a nice Latina or Korean bath girl to scrub my back.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Lake Accotink is a County Park ()
Date: June 21, 2021 08:38AM

Lake Accotink Bath & Spa Wrote:
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> Like the previous poster, I no longer shower. But
> my home backs to luxurious Lake Accotink. If I
> time my bath right, I will have a nice Latina or
> Korean bath girl to scrub my back.


Nice fantasy. But even the Asian ladies would probably laugh at you.
Grow the fuck up.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: You stink! ()
Date: June 21, 2021 01:21PM

You’re fooling yourself. You smell. Take a fucking bath you nasty bastard

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Arrid ()
Date: June 21, 2021 06:30PM

I had to go out so I took a shower today. And I was starting to smell.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: OP can't be a Dothead ()
Date: June 21, 2021 06:32PM

They only bathe once a month.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: ACKYTINK NUDIST ()
Date: June 21, 2021 08:18PM

Lake Accotink Bath & Spa Wrote:
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> Like the previous poster, I no longer shower. But
> my home backs to luxurious Lake Accotink. If I
> time my bath right, I will have a nice Latina or
> Korean bath girl to scrub my back.


Which side of the lake? Near the pavilions? I can believe you found some Latina bath girls there!

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: Biden's 3rd World Shithole ()
Date: June 21, 2021 08:24PM

OP is a lib. It's normal for libs not to bathe.

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: troppy ()
Date: June 24, 2021 11:55AM

The longest that lasted without bathing was about a week because I had to change my bathroom tile I was left without a bathroom for that time because I could not find someone to finish the job until looking for more information on the internet I came across a very good group and Well, the truth helped a lot in a short time they got the work I leave them in the comment if they like more info .

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Re: Haven't showered in four days
Posted by: MichaeI Josef BasI ()
Date: June 27, 2021 07:59PM

Since I don’t have a life and am on house arrest because I was stalking the fat bitch I don’t shower for months at a time it helps me save on water

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