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Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2021 07:42PM

Hi, thank you for the warm welcome. We are bound to discuss bowels.

Brown Onion made me the official leader here, like it or not. With time those with passive aggressive attitudes will appreciate my work and help.

Earlier a thread was blocked by Brown Onion’s nemesis. That will continue. I have no doubt but those of us with IBS will carry on.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Gutter 62 ()
Date: June 08, 2021 07:57PM

This place is an odd spot.

Good luck with this, endeavor?

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: RSavage ()
Date: June 08, 2021 08:13PM

Step into a Slim Jim!

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Stump ()
Date: June 08, 2021 09:29PM

My butt hurts from one pounders easy.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Crunchy Diet ()
Date: June 08, 2021 09:39PM

Fiber, fiber, fiber…

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2021 09:53PM

Crunchy Diet Wrote:
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> Fiber, fiber, fiber…

That’s the mantra. From everyone. The doctor. The nurse. The custodian. It gets old. It’s not necessarily true.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: spring onion_ ()
Date: June 08, 2021 10:00PM

My dad has a Coke Zero can lodged in his rectum - the Obese Neighbor says Dad deserves this. Im having dried mangos and spring water...

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: June 08, 2021 10:12PM

What up BiBs! Two Ch’King sandwiches and large onion ring for dinner tonight. My bowels got this.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 08, 2021 11:50PM

Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags of Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take that bowels.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Butt buddy Burt Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 12:22AM

Stump Wrote:
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> My butt hurts from one pounders easy.


I did pound your butt pretty hard.
If you didn't lick your shit off my dick, I would have gotten on you for your bad hygiene. I didn't realize that was part of your kink. You came with my poo-stained dick in your mouth without even getting your dick touched.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 06:25AM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags of
> Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take that
> bowels.
What’s left of your bowels after this? That’s a interesting combination.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Stump ()
Date: June 09, 2021 06:58AM

Butt buddy Burt Onion Wrote:
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> Stump Wrote:
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> > My butt hurts from one pounders easy.
>
>
> I did pound your butt pretty hard.
> If you didn't lick your shit off my dick, I would
> have gotten on you for your bad hygiene. I didn't
> realize that was part of your kink. You came with
> my poo-stained dick in your mouth without even
> getting your dick touched.


What a dumbass.

Dropped one pounds. Learn to read.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 09, 2021 07:53AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are making jenkum again. I don’t want grandma caught up in their crime activities. It’s unfortunate and unfair, as they laugh and grill away.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 09, 2021 08:12AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> -----
> > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags
> of
> > Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take that
> > bowels.
> What’s left of your bowels after this? That’s
> a interesting combination.

I just took a dump like a brown Niagara Falls, and now I will have a 12 egg omelette and 18 waffles and 9 sausage links for breakfast.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 02:47PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12 bags
> > of
> > > Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take
> that
> > > bowels.
> > What’s left of your bowels after this?
> That’s
> > a interesting combination.
>
> I just took a dump like a brown Niagara Falls, and
> now I will have a 12 egg omelette and 18 waffles
> and 9 sausage links for breakfast.

Any collateral damage? Condition of your bowels after this? Intact?

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: I fap to your pain ()
Date: June 09, 2021 03:15PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12
> bags
> > > of
> > > > Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps. Take
> > that
> > > > bowels.
> > > What’s left of your bowels after this?
> > That’s
> > > a interesting combination.
> >
> > I just took a dump like a brown Niagara Falls,
> and
> > now I will have a 12 egg omelette and 18
> waffles
> > and 9 sausage links for breakfast.
>
> Any collateral damage? Condition of your bowels
> after this? Intact?

Yes, tell us.

No detail is too small.

I need to squeeze one out and I can blow such a spectacular load thinking out you sitting on the toilet

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 07:21PM

I fap to your pain Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Midnight snack of 4 Red Baron pizzas, 12
> > bags
> > > > of
> > > > > Doritos, 4 Dr Pepper super big gulps.
> Take
> > > that
> > > > > bowels.
> > > > What’s left of your bowels after this?
> > > That’s
> > > > a interesting combination.
> > >
> > > I just took a dump like a brown Niagara
> Falls,
> > and
> > > now I will have a 12 egg omelette and 18
> > waffles
> > > and 9 sausage links for breakfast.
> >
> > Any collateral damage? Condition of your bowels
> > after this? Intact?
>
> Yes, tell us.
>
> No detail is too small.
>
> I need to squeeze one out and I can blow such a
> spectacular load thinking out you sitting on the
> toilet

If you think our medical maladies are pornography, please go to a mental health shelter or start your own thread. You have problems.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 09, 2021 07:49PM

After the big breakfast I spent most of the day on the groan throne pouring out liquid brown ooze. Having eaten anything else today and my bowels are finally settling down. Haven’t had to rush to the throne in a couple hours.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that ()
Date: June 09, 2021 07:52PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> I fap to your pain Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:

> >
> > I need to squeeze one out and I can blow such a
> > spectacular load thinking out you sitting on
> the
> > toilet
>
> If you think our medical maladies are pornography,
> please go to a mental health shelter or start your
> own thread. You have problems.

Anyone asking others about their bodily functions has problems.


If you want a place for help and support for your IBS issues, please go to one of the respectable forums for that.

https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-along-to-a-support-group/

If you want to remain on FFXU, you get what you get.

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Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 09, 2021 08:31PM

Something is missing...


This will fix that.
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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: DIAPER DONNIE ()
Date: June 09, 2021 09:27PM

NAUGHTY-DELICIOUS

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 09:40PM

Keep telling yourself that Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I fap to your pain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
>
> > >
> > > I need to squeeze one out and I can blow such
> a
> > > spectacular load thinking out you sitting on
> > the
> > > toilet
> >
> > If you think our medical maladies are
> pornography,
> > please go to a mental health shelter or start
> your
> > own thread. You have problems.
>
> Anyone asking others about their bodily functions
> has problems.
>
>
> If you want a place for help and support for your
> IBS issues, please go to one of the respectable
> forums for that.
>
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-al
> ong-to-a-support-group/
>
> If you want to remain on FFXU, you get what you
> get.

That’s what you want, not us. Shit comes out of your mouth and ass. In fact shit for brains seems to describe you adequately.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2021 09:40PM

Keep telling yourself that Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I fap to your pain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
>
> > >
> > > I need to squeeze one out and I can blow such
> a
> > > spectacular load thinking out you sitting on
> > the
> > > toilet
> >
> > If you think our medical maladies are
> pornography,
> > please go to a mental health shelter or start
> your
> > own thread. You have problems.
>
> Anyone asking others about their bodily functions
> has problems.
>
>
> If you want a place for help and support for your
> IBS issues, please go to one of the respectable
> forums for that.
>
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-al
> ong-to-a-support-group/
>
> If you want to remain on FFXU, you get what you
> get.

That’s what you want, not us. Shit comes out of your mouth and ass. In fact shit for brains seems to describe you adequately.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 10, 2021 06:29AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling already. I’m trying to get ready for next semester, and they are outside in underwear, farting, and drinking beer. Dad is wearing a pinkie ring now and grandma says this is a phase. It’s getting odd around here.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 10, 2021 10:04AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:

>
> That’s what you want, not us. Shit comes out of
> your mouth and ass. In fact shit for brains seems
> to describe you adequately.


Hambeast Onion starts threads about poo...He gets poo..,
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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is Brown Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:05AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Keep telling yourself that Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I fap to your pain Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> >
> > > >
> > > > I need to squeeze one out and I can blow
> such
> > a
> > > > spectacular load thinking out you sitting
> on
> > > the
> > > > toilet
> > >
> > > If you think our medical maladies are
> > pornography,
> > > please go to a mental health shelter or start
> > your
> > > own thread. You have problems.
> >
> > Anyone asking others about their bodily
> functions
> > has problems.
> >
> >
> > If you want a place for help and support for
> your
> > IBS issues, please go to one of the respectable
> > forums for that.
> >
> >
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-al
>
> > ong-to-a-support-group/
> >
> > If you want to remain on FFXU, you get what you
> > get.
>
> That’s what you want, not us. Shit comes out of
> your mouth and ass. In fact shit for brains seems
> to describe you adequately.


Hambeast Onion gets so triggered when it is suggested that people go to an actual IBS site for support and information for their intestinal maladies.

This is just like Brown Onion.

He gets off fooling people into discussing their bowel movements.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:20AM

Like it or not HO is writing about something that affects millions of people. In this country alone.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: No doubt about it Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:48AM

Aramark Wrote:
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> Like it or not HO is writing about something that
> affects millions of people. In this country alone.


There are many decent places where people can go for positive help and support such as this
https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-along-to-a-support-group/

Or they can stay here and give the freaky fuckers some fap fodder.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 10, 2021 02:49PM

No doubt about it Onion Wrote:
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> Aramark Wrote:
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> > Like it or not HO is writing about something
> that
> > affects millions of people. In this country
> alone.
>
>
> There are many decent places where people can go
> for positive help and support such as this
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-al
> ong-to-a-support-group/
>
> Or they can stay here and give the freaky fuckers
> some fap fodder.

Let me guess you did a Google search, and have no real world experience. Actually you should be grateful.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2021 03:13PM

Aramark Wrote:
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> No doubt about it Onion Wrote:
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> > Aramark Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Like it or not HO is writing about something
> > that
> > > affects millions of people. In this country
> > alone.
> >
> >
> > There are many decent places where people can
> go
> > for positive help and support such as this
> >
> https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/go-al
>
> > ong-to-a-support-group/
> >
> > Or they can stay here and give the freaky
> fuckers
> > some fap fodder.
>
> Let me guess you did a Google search, and have no
> real world experience. Actually you should be
> grateful.


Thank you. This is just another person trying to get in front of our mission, first under Brown Onion, and now myself. It was humbling to take this position of leadership, especially when we are dealing with contrite, rude, and capricious members of the general public. They are below average IQ and in character.

Today has been the rabbit poops, which always seems to lead to blockages or large ones that can really hurt and do damage.

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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: June 10, 2021 03:41PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you. This is just another person trying to
> get in front of our mission, first under Brown
> Onion, and now myself. It was humbling to take
> this position of leadership, especially when we
> are dealing with contrite, rude, and capricious
> members of the general public. They are below
> average IQ and in character.
>
> Today has been the rabbit poops, which always
> seems to lead to blockages or large ones that can
> really hurt and do damage.

Nobody cared about Brown Onion's mission.
Nobody cares about yours.

Get over yourself and enjoy his legacy.
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Re: Welcome Bowel Brigade
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2021 04:57PM

Opinions are like assholes. Every ones got them.

You harassed Brown Onion, myself, and countless other human beings with IBS. Do you do the same to people with migraine headaches, fibromyalgia, or leukemia?

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Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:32PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Opinions are like assholes. Every ones got them.
>
> You harassed Brown Onion, myself, and countless
> other human beings with IBS. Do you do the same to
> people with migraine headaches, fibromyalgia, or
> leukemia?


If the people with these maladies talked about poo instead of their maladies they would get treated the same way!

Enjoy Brown Onion's legacy...
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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2021 06:58PM

You have no shame. Nor do you have anyone’s respect.

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: What the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: June 10, 2021 07:07PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> You have no shame. Nor do you have anyone’s
> respect.


No one gets respect on FFXU.

Unlike yourself, I don't shamelessly pry into other people's bodily functions.
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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 10, 2021 07:47PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are selling jenkum, out of grandma’s station wagon. I hope it doesn’t smell too bad, but I’m glad they are doing this. This is not grandma’s responsibility. Mom continues to drink wine and smoke cigarettes.

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 11, 2021 08:29AM

I am off to the medical office in this rain. Wish me luck with Fairfax drivers please.

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2021 11:33AM

My visit to the medical office, as usual unpleasant. I walked out sore and tired, due to so much blood for blood work. It’s never a pleasure, always a pain. My doctor as usual, was aggressive and domineering. Just no people skills.

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 11, 2021 11:39AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> My visit to the medical office, as usual
> unpleasant. I walked out sore and tired, due to so
> much blood for blood work. It’s never a
> pleasure, always a pain. My doctor as usual, was
> aggressive and domineering. Just no people skills.


How very sad for you.
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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 12, 2021 06:32AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are playing on a mat with Vaseline all over them. I did not know nude wrestling was a sport, but they said it’s in the Olympics.

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 12, 2021 10:02AM

Other than witch hazel what do you recommend?

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: June 12, 2021 11:00AM

Aramark Wrote:
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> Other than witch hazel what do you recommend?
rubber is good if you have the right midwife!
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