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My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Light Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2021 06:53PM

It's a shitstorm in my white porcelain pot. Coincidentally, it may be back again in August.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 02, 2021 06:59PM

Light Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's a shitstorm in my white porcelain pot.
> Coincidentally, it may be back again in August.


Listen, asshole.

You are not to talk about bowels or start bowel-related threads without my permission. I am the bowel topic moderator, everything goes through me first.

You got it?

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: I bow to you sir ()
Date: June 02, 2021 07:02PM

I just blew a wet fart and my bowels they are a rumblin

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: June 02, 2021 07:06PM

Light Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's a shitstorm in my white porcelain pot.
> Coincidentally, it may be back again in August.


Thanks for showing up. We have needed a leader ever since Brown Onion left for 'Browner Pastures'.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 02, 2021 08:13PM

Rusty Craplace. Wrote:
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> Light Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's a shitstorm in my white porcelain pot.
> > Coincidentally, it may be back again in August.
>
>
> Thanks for showing up. We have needed a leader
> ever since Brown Onion left for 'Browner
> Pastures'.

I just shaved my asshole for out little meetup tomorrow. I hope you like it.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Light Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2021 08:20PM

Ugh.

I had Tippy's an hour ago & very nearly blew a hole in my jeans!

Made it to the commode just in time!

I took a greasy, gross Michael Flynn that just kept coming!!!

Lawdy. I feel better. Phew!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: That's disgusting ()
Date: June 02, 2021 08:34PM

Tippy's can be deadly!
Delicious though!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Little balls of Baron shit! ()
Date: June 03, 2021 12:12AM

OMG I always blow tiny chunks of Baron shit!
They are always a mess

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: MamaHeIeniasRVA ()
Date: June 03, 2021 12:16AM

You people are disgusting.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: It's natural. Don't you know? ()
Date: June 03, 2021 12:29AM

And Trump is full of shit.

That's a fact.

Frankly, I find YOU to be disgusting.

What do you think about THAT?

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Basl is pretty disgusting ()
Date: June 03, 2021 05:16AM

It's natural. Don't you know? Wrote:
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> And Trump is full of shit.
>
> That's a fact.
>
> Frankly, I find YOU to be disgusting.
>
> What do you think about THAT?

He's gross alright
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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Endless Cummer ()
Date: June 03, 2021 05:55AM

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach… diarrhea!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Henry Onion. ()
Date: June 03, 2021 06:57AM

Stop using my user name!!!!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Trump= Loser ()
Date: June 04, 2021 01:51AM

LOSER

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Shot my pants ()
Date: June 04, 2021 02:15AM

God it stinks

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Save you little Baron shits... ()
Date: June 04, 2021 03:22AM

We can use them later

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: TRUMP LOSER ()
Date: June 04, 2021 08:50AM

LOSER LOSER LOSER

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Blowing Trump fsrts like mad! ()
Date: June 04, 2021 11:27PM

I can't stop!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Oh the agony ()
Date: June 05, 2021 08:43AM

I am full of Trump

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Ewwwww disgusting ()
Date: June 05, 2021 04:05PM

Must smell great

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: I puke when a shitter smells bad ()
Date: June 05, 2021 09:21PM

It make me sick

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: I just Trump farted ()
Date: June 06, 2021 10:59AM

OMG it reeked!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Oh no My pants have been trumped ()
Date: June 06, 2021 11:54AM

What a mess!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Thought it was only me... ()
Date: June 07, 2021 05:57PM

Evidently I have a trump town bug that's giving me a case of the DonJon squirts!! It's awful!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: I am Trump constipated. ()
Date: June 09, 2021 10:01PM

And I hate Trump

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: I hate trump too ()
Date: June 10, 2021 01:40PM

Just blew a big old trump fart!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: EUREKA FARTS ()
Date: June 10, 2021 10:36PM

OMG that trump fart reeks!!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Got a BAAAD case of Trumpfarts! ()
Date: June 13, 2021 07:17PM

Comes with the Melania squirts

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Roy Rogers and....TRIGGERED!!! ()
Date: June 15, 2021 09:04PM

Whoopie-ti-yi-yo mother fucker

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Pc retardzz ()
Date: June 16, 2021 11:30PM

You can love America or you can raw dog my tight, young, athletic ass. I have ID.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Yeah! Me ()
Date: June 27, 2021 12:09AM

I just blew yet another petard!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Bidenfart ()
Date: June 27, 2021 12:11AM

The dump I just took smells just like Joe Biden’s breath. Most foul.

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Trump is a SHIT-EATING MAGGOT ()
Date: July 02, 2021 11:36PM

Suck it

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Omg my toilet bowl reeks ()
Date: July 06, 2021 11:31PM

I jes took a mean Trump ewww!

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Re: My bowels are full of Trump & I'm blowing rampant wet Melania farts letting a few little Baron shits loose along the way.
Posted by: Dementia ass clown Biden ()
Date: July 07, 2021 08:05AM

Ummmm...can I have a mouthful?

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