Re: Cary needs to do something about all this Sylvanna bockook or whatever her name is spam
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Date: May 31, 2021 11:21PM
Director - Victor Salva
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Jesse Eisenberg, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg, Jason Bateman, Ethan Hawke
Bloody Blisters - Elijah Wood
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
Inkahootz - Renoly Santiago
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Janine Macapagal -
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or maybe Johnny Depp
Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
Meade's father - Clint Howard
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Myeesha Hamilton -
Animals:
Starban
Honey the dog
Megan's weasel
Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz)
eesh's cat George
Meade's bird or birds
Lynn's dog (sniffers?)
Horse that Brian raped or had sex with
Notable props:
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Monique's stacks of money
the "stolen" laptop with nudes of Megan
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants and hoodie
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threats
Moreno's other psycho drawings
broken plumbing from Moreno basement
William Moreno's collection of at least twenty vials of psychotropic medications.
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Yagirl's sharpies
Hambeast's Mustang (scale model)
Lizzie's 6-door pickup truck (scale model)
Meade's indian costume
Meade's iconic horse shirt
fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
eesh's horse mask
knife used to stab tootguy
Karen Leiser's Craigslist sex ad
Karen Leiser's wedding ring
Monique's feces-smeared copy of the Washington Post
mo's bb gun that Miz tried to have her killed by police over
whatever monique really used to bust open miz head
dildo from josh's head
whatever sharon was sitting on
lynn's riding helmet
TJ's silver mask
Lizzie's envelopes with "Judical Drive" return address
eesh letter to Miz left under wiper
Moreno's letter to lizzie from jail recalling the stabbing as "normal"
Mo's Christmas letter to the dead Richard Moreno
eesh's golden locks hair clipping
diorama of the 'luxury apartment complex' on which Phil squandered his savings
Clip of the 911 swatting call to police
Meade's flag
Tootguy's marching band outfit and/or horns