Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Jeep Grand Cherokee driver
()
Date: May 13, 2021 08:16PM
What does it mean? I’ve lived in Fairfax my whole life.
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Section 8 housing
()
Date: May 13, 2021 08:18PM
That you're poor and living on Biden's $650 a week.
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Al the answer man
()
Date: May 13, 2021 11:51PM
Means you have also never shot a gun, and must be a faggoty libtard.
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Maskless in the town of Mosaic!
()
Date: May 14, 2021 12:20AM
87655g
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
..doh..
()
Date: May 14, 2021 01:09AM
..doh..
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Biden’s 3rd World Shithole
()
Date: May 14, 2021 02:51AM
My boyfriend drives the grand Cherokee too.
Thanks, Xiden!
Attachments:
Thanks, Xiden!
Attachments:
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
Negro Keeps His Socks On
()
Date: May 14, 2021 07:26AM
^^^
Hilarious photo!!! Lets analize.
Anal lube on the night stand check.
Sex parlor framed using pressure treated lumber to offset wood rot. Check
Fat Trumptard getting boinked in the ass by a negro with his socks on. Check
Must be Mitch McConnel's basement. Is the fat trumptard praying? Are they 2 Trumptards consoling each other after the attack on the Capitol?
Hilarious photo!!! Lets analize.
Anal lube on the night stand check.
Sex parlor framed using pressure treated lumber to offset wood rot. Check
Fat Trumptard getting boinked in the ass by a negro with his socks on. Check
Must be Mitch McConnel's basement. Is the fat trumptard praying? Are they 2 Trumptards consoling each other after the attack on the Capitol?
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
U7F3V
()
Date: May 14, 2021 11:14AM
It means you're gay.
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
It means nothing
()
Date: May 14, 2021 12:07PM
A Jeep Grand Cherokee isn't even a real Jeep. It is basically a station wagon with 4 wheel drive and greater ground clearance, which also describes most vehicles in the SUV catagory. A true Jeep is a utility vehicle. Nothing sporty about it. The same used to be true of pickup trucks. Today though they have been made sufficiently luxurious that many are SUVs with beds in the back.
Re: What does it mean if I have never been in a pickup truck?
Posted by:
So much to see, so many question
()
Date: May 14, 2021 12:32PM
Negro Keeps His Socks On Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^^^
>
> Hilarious photo!!! Lets analize.
>
> Anal lube on the night stand check.
>
> Sex parlor framed using pressure treated lumber to
> offset wood rot. Check
>
> Fat Trumptard getting boinked in the ass by a
> negro with his socks on. Check
>
> Must be Mitch McConnel's basement. Is the fat
> trumptard praying? Are they 2 Trumptards consoling
> each other after the attack on the Capitol?
The clean white socks worn by one of two otherwise totally nude individuals are the obvious focal point, but there is so much else to see in that photo. Based on the extremely pale complexion, gigantic belly, and large bushy white beard, it appears to be a Santa Claus actor if not Santa Claus himself being buggered by the besocked negro.
The photo raises so many questions. I didn't even recognize the sex lube on the table, but find it interesting that the negro is also wearing a watch in addition to the nearly pristine white socks. There appear to be two yellow (plastic?) chains on the floor, one of which is lying next to some sort of cleat attached to the vertical pressure-treated stud, with a third chain hanging higher up. If the chains are of the plastic decorative variety, how can they serve as effective restraints, especially for such heavy people as the happy couple in the photo? Are those handcuffs on the floor behind the negro's feet? What is in the jar next the red scarf? Is that a loaf of French bread poking out of a grocery bag next to the table? What is the function of the cargo net, and what does the brown toolbox contain?
Finally, neither party appears to be very engaged or enthusiastic. Santa is dutifully crouched on all fours, and the socks-and-watch-wearing negro seems very tentative as he puts the head in whilst steadying himself with a hand on Santa's back. There has to be a story here. Where is Mrs. Claus and the elves?
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^^^
>
> Hilarious photo!!! Lets analize.
>
> Anal lube on the night stand check.
>
> Sex parlor framed using pressure treated lumber to
> offset wood rot. Check
>
> Fat Trumptard getting boinked in the ass by a
> negro with his socks on. Check
>
> Must be Mitch McConnel's basement. Is the fat
> trumptard praying? Are they 2 Trumptards consoling
> each other after the attack on the Capitol?
The clean white socks worn by one of two otherwise totally nude individuals are the obvious focal point, but there is so much else to see in that photo. Based on the extremely pale complexion, gigantic belly, and large bushy white beard, it appears to be a Santa Claus actor if not Santa Claus himself being buggered by the besocked negro.
The photo raises so many questions. I didn't even recognize the sex lube on the table, but find it interesting that the negro is also wearing a watch in addition to the nearly pristine white socks. There appear to be two yellow (plastic?) chains on the floor, one of which is lying next to some sort of cleat attached to the vertical pressure-treated stud, with a third chain hanging higher up. If the chains are of the plastic decorative variety, how can they serve as effective restraints, especially for such heavy people as the happy couple in the photo? Are those handcuffs on the floor behind the negro's feet? What is in the jar next the red scarf? Is that a loaf of French bread poking out of a grocery bag next to the table? What is the function of the cargo net, and what does the brown toolbox contain?
Finally, neither party appears to be very engaged or enthusiastic. Santa is dutifully crouched on all fours, and the socks-and-watch-wearing negro seems very tentative as he puts the head in whilst steadying himself with a hand on Santa's back. There has to be a story here. Where is Mrs. Claus and the elves?