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I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Trippy Hippy ()
Date: April 14, 2021 04:59PM

I got the grow kit and I got some seeds. Should I wait till after July 1 to start growing or should I start now?

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: What? ()
Date: April 14, 2021 05:06PM

I bought a bunch of metal halide and low pressure sodium bulbs and ballasts at a flea market. I put it on craigslist and met some stoned dumfuq libtard in a parking lot and sold it to him. Doubled my money. What a dumfuq libtard.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: The High Couple ()
Date: April 14, 2021 08:21PM


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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: LED ()
Date: April 14, 2021 09:47PM

u can get led grow lights off amazon for $20-$30. Less power, less heat, more light.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: patio farmer. ()
Date: April 16, 2021 04:48AM

LED Wrote:
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> u can get led grow lights off amazon for $20-$30.
> Less power, less heat, more light.

The kits make it really easy, they have the LED lights plus water pumps and timers as well as a little enclosure of some sort. You get better results with a kit.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: No , no you don't ()
Date: April 16, 2021 05:11AM

You don't need this goofey shit to grow weed.

Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed , feed.



patio farmer. Wrote:
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> LED Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > u can get led grow lights off amazon for
> $20-$30.
> > Less power, less heat, more light.
>
> The kits make it really easy, they have the LED
> lights plus water pumps and timers as well as a
> little enclosure of some sort. You get better
> results with a kit.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Been their done that ()
Date: April 16, 2021 05:15AM

Should of got the $400 dollars kit.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: higher ed ()
Date: April 16, 2021 05:31AM

No , no you don't Wrote:
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> You don't need this goofy shit to grow weed.
>
> Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed ,
> feed.
>
>
>

In college, we had wild weed (ditch weed) growing in the scrubby yard of our house right in Georgetown from throwing seeds out the window.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Fawn Leinbowitz ()
Date: April 16, 2021 05:54AM

Trippy Hippy Wrote:
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> I got the grow kit and I got some seeds. Should I
> wait till after July 1 to start growing or should
> I start now?

I use an old fashioned potter's wheel to throw my pots before putting them in my EZ-Baked Pizza Oven.
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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Good job son. ()
Date: April 16, 2021 06:52AM

Good job kid. KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid.

I hope you were out laying pipe while God grew your pot for you.

Live long and prosper.




higher ed Wrote:
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> No , no you don't Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't need this goofy shit to grow weed.
> >
> > Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed ,
> > feed.
> >
> >
> >
>
> In college, we had wild weed (ditch weed) growing
> in the scrubby yard of our house right in
> Georgetown from throwing seeds out the window.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Godamn liberal fucks ()
Date: April 16, 2021 08:31AM

You gawdamn liberal fucksticks just cannot learn. Amazon will have fisted you elbow deep before you figure it out.

You put a 2 dollar seed in a 10 dollar hole!<- This formula works with the Hos also.

Full sun and feed it. If it ain't broke , don't fix it.

Or , you can fuck up everything, while watching how an alpha male beds your mom on Tik Tac tangled up in your goddamn closet with your amazon kit.


Been their done that Wrote:
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> Should of got the $400 dollars kit.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Little Terry ()
Date: April 16, 2021 09:33AM

Godamn liberal fucks Wrote:
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> You gawdamn liberal fucksticks just cannot learn.
> Amazon will have fisted you elbow deep before you
> figure it out.
>
> You put a 2 dollar seed in a 10 dollar hole!<-
> This formula works with the Hos also.
>
> Full sun and feed it. If it ain't broke , don't
> fix it.
>
> Or , you can fuck up everything, while watching
> how an alpha male beds your mom on Tik Tac
> tangled up in your goddamn closet with your
> amazon kit.
>
>
> Been their done that Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Should of got the $400 dollars kit.

You're not fond of liberal minded people it appears.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Fuck all liberals in the ass ()
Date: April 16, 2021 01:22PM

What part of liberals are completely useless do you not understand ? Stop wasting my time.


Little Terry Wrote:
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> Godamn liberal fucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You gawdamn liberal fucksticks just cannot
> learn.
> > Amazon will have fisted you elbow deep before
> you
> > figure it out.
> >
> > You put a 2 dollar seed in a 10 dollar hole!<-
> > This formula works with the Hos also.
> >
> > Full sun and feed it. If it ain't broke , don't
> > fix it.
> >
> > Or , you can fuck up everything, while watching
> > how an alpha male beds your mom on Tik Tac
> > tangled up in your goddamn closet with your
> > amazon kit.
> >
> >
> > Been their done that Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Should of got the $400 dollars kit.
>
> You're not fond of liberal minded people it
> appears.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: DBJUH ()
Date: April 16, 2021 01:53PM

I didn't buy one.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: JL3 ()
Date: April 17, 2021 07:18AM

No , no you don't Wrote:
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> You don't need this goofey shit to grow weed.
>
> Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed ,
> feed.

The kits allow you to grow year-round. Right now would be a good time to start some outside plants. Its best to grow them in 5 gallon buckets so they can be moved and brought inside when a bad storm is coming.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Listen up fukstik ()
Date: April 17, 2021 10:40AM

Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.


If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens ass long enough and listen . You don't need all that bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried product. Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal retard.

Real men can can double that. You need to learn to farm before Virginia realizes what we can do with 4 plants.







JL3 Wrote:
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> No , no you don't Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You don't need this goofey shit to grow weed.
> >
> > Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed ,
> > feed.
>
> The kits allow you to grow year-round. Right now
> would be a good time to start some outside plants.
> Its best to grow them in 5 gallon buckets so they
> can be moved and brought inside when a bad storm
> is coming.
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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: ditchweed ()
Date: April 17, 2021 10:54AM

Trippy Hippy Wrote:
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> I got the grow kit and I got some seeds. Should I
> wait till after July 1 to start growing or should
> I start now?


I have been intentionally scoring outdoor schwag for several months. I have dozens of seeds of myriad sizes and colors.

I know you can buy them online but I want to see what these local spotsy buds are like with proper care

Then I'll cross the best few and dub the resultant new strain "phuck you coonman" in honor of Ralphie

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: JL3 ()
Date: April 17, 2021 12:12PM

Listen up fukstik Wrote:
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> Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a
> fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
>
>
> If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens ass
> long enough and listen . You don't need all that
> bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried product.
> Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal
> retard.
>
> Real men can can double that. You need to learn to
> farm before Virginia realizes what we can do with
> 4 plants.

Why are you such a coward?

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Justin Case ()
Date: April 17, 2021 01:29PM

JL3 Wrote:
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> Listen up fukstik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a
> > fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
> >
> >
> > If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens
> ass
> > long enough and listen . You don't need all
> that
> > bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried
> product.
> > Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal
> > retard.
> >
> > Real men can can double that. You need to learn
> to
> > farm before Virginia realizes what we can do
> with
> > 4 plants.
>
> Why are you such a coward?

Sounds like your triggered for being outed as a libtard pussy who can't grow shit. Real Manly Dude obviously has mad grow skills and is harvesting pounds, of fire assed bud, off of 4 plants. Don't be hating cause your buying ditch weed schwag off niggers for $100 an eighth.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Legal weed ()
Date: April 17, 2021 01:48PM

Listen up fukstik Wrote:
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> Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a
> fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
>
>
> If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens ass
> long enough and listen . You don't need all that
> bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried product.
> Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal
> retard.
>
> Real men can can double that. You need to learn to
> farm before Virginia realizes what we can do with
> 4 plants.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> JL3 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No , no you don't Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You don't need this goofey shit to grow weed.
> > >
> > > Dig a goddamn hole , full sun , insert seed ,
> > > feed.
> >
> > The kits allow you to grow year-round. Right
> now
> > would be a good time to start some outside
> plants.
> > Its best to grow them in 5 gallon buckets so
> they
> > can be moved and brought inside when a bad
> storm
> > is coming.


Over an ounce will be illegal.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: KingNOVA ()
Date: April 17, 2021 01:59PM

better to just do it now and stay low key about it

by july 1st they can't do shit
and your plants will already be close to flowering :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2021 02:01PM by KingNOVA.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: patio farmer. ()
Date: April 17, 2021 03:51PM

JL3 Wrote:
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> Listen up fukstik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a
> > fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
> >
> >
> > If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens
> ass
> > long enough and listen . You don't need all
> that
> > bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried
> product.
> > Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal
> > retard.
> >
> > Real men can can double that. You need to learn
> to
> > farm before Virginia realizes what we can do
> with
> > 4 plants.
>
> Why are you such a coward?

Most Trump people are like that.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: grow grow grow ()
Date: April 17, 2021 05:24PM

Trippy Hippy Wrote:
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> I got the grow kit and I got some seeds. Should I
> wait till after July 1 to start growing or should
> I start now?

If you get caught between now and July you are looking at a 25 dollar fine.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Gorilla Grower ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:19PM

ditchweed Wrote:
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> Trippy Hippy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I got the grow kit and I got some seeds. Should
> I
> > wait till after July 1 to start growing or
> should
> > I start now?
>
>
> I have been intentionally scoring outdoor schwag
> for several months. I have dozens of seeds of
> myriad sizes and colors.
>
> I know you can buy them online but I want to see
> what these local spotsy buds are like with proper
> care
>
> Then I'll cross the best few and dub the resultant
> new strain "phuck you coonman" in honor of Ralphie

That's the gawdamn spirit kid. Don't forget to sow your seeds along railroad tracks. You are most likely dealing with a
Ruderalis aka wild hardy species of cannabis.

Families can grow themselves out of poverty .

Like a broken clock , even our dumbass Govenor can be right now and then.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Gorilla Grower ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:35PM

JL3 Wrote:
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> Listen up fukstik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives a
> > fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
> >
> >
> > If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens
> ass
> > long enough and listen . You don't need all
> that
> > bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried
> product.
> > Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a liberal
> > retard.
> >
> > Real men can can double that. You need to learn
> to
> > farm before Virginia realizes what we can do
> with
> > 4 plants.
>
> Why are you such a coward?

Listen up you little liberal fuck weasel, if you need me to demonstrate how I will kick your ass worse than your gawdamn Amazon grow kit. Post your address , a recent picture of your scrawny self along with a few recent pictures your moms tits.

Until then , sit down and shut your bitch ass up.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Gorilla Grower ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:43PM

Justin Case Wrote:
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> JL3 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Listen up fukstik Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Listen you little liberal queer. Nobody gives
> a
> > > fuck about your gawdamn amazon grow kit.
> > >
> > >
> > > If you would pull your head out of Joe Bidens
> > ass
> > > long enough and listen . You don't need all
> > that
> > > bullshit. 4 plants is 4 pounds of dried
> > product.
> > > Top shelf outdoors. That's if you're a
> liberal
> > > retard.
> > >
> > > Real men can can double that. You need to
> learn
> > to
> > > farm before Virginia realizes what we can do
> > with
> > > 4 plants.
> >
> > Why are you such a coward?
>
> Sounds like your triggered for being outed as a
> libtard pussy who can't grow shit. Real Manly Dude
> obviously has mad grow skills and is harvesting
> pounds, of fire assed bud, off of 4 plants. Don't
> be hating cause your buying ditch weed schwag off
> niggers for $100 an eighth.

Don't forget the bug spray the low life scum will be spraying on ditch weed. You cannot get anything through the liberal fucksticks heads. I don't think there is any hope.

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: Yd309812 ()
Date: April 17, 2021 10:30PM

"Post your address , a recent picture of your scrawny self along with a few recent pictures your moms tits."

Fucking savage

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Re: I bought a 300 dollar pot growing kit from Amazon
Posted by: townhouse farmer ()
Date: June 01, 2021 04:46AM

The grow kits are awesome!

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