Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Add that to your resume, 65 times. I’m sure
> McDonald’s will maybe give you a opportunity.
>
> This morning my bowels suggest a painful
> evacuation. It’s awful to live with IBS.
> Yesterday I met a fellow sufferer at CVS, who
> hopefully will be here. It’s easy to feel alone
> but millions of Americans have this.
He may have started 65 threads about poop in the past two months but it didn't start there!
The username 'Brown Onion' has been bitching and moaning about his painful shits for over 6 years.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1360075/1777076.html#msg-1777076
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2015 06:48PM
"I'd like to thank anon doc, or whomever is the bowel hostile individual here.
While not on the groan throne, I like how this platform allows free speech, even for our lower and upper intestines.
You can try to stop brothers in bowel, but you'll never win."
Before that, he was posting under "Blooming Onion" for about 18 months.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1342744/1342744.html#msg-1342744
"Farts and Foods
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: October 24, 2013 07:10AM
Certain foods produce hideous methane releases. Developers of charcoal underwear have tried to help alleviate this problem, but it cannot be fully contained.
Most people still think a farts auditory pitch, is caused by the buttocks flapping. This is incorrect, as its a combination of your colon and sphincter.
Certain foods produce a lot of smelly gas emissions. Oranges, Apples,other dried fruits and veggies such as celery can cause stinky results. Cabbage is the worst offender.
Are you thinking if you stick to drinks, you are in the clear? That would be incorrect as coffee causes unparalleled levels of odors."
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