I waste your Saturday. Actually you do.

The bowels and the irritated bowels of others, should have recliner groan thrones, where the wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I am writing to President Trump to see if this could be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and getting ready to breech the starfish.

It’s good to be retired boy.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I waste your Saturday. Actually you do.
>
> The bowels and the irritated bowels of others,
> should have recliner groan thrones, where the
> wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I
> am writing to President Trump to see if this could
> be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are
> enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and
> getting ready to breech the starfish.
>
> It’s good to be retired boy.

Brown Onion's OCD about poopy is in full force this morning!
Attachments:

See we’re still battling it out. Am not surprised.

Fish sticks, French Fries, soda. Take that bowels.

Glad my neighbor took my advice, not allowing some high school loser to block his 1st amendment rights. Way to go Brown Onion!

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Fish sticks, French Fries, soda. Take that bowels
Goody goody gum drops. Seafood is always better the second day in a "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" sort of way!

Hi BO and Hi to all the BiB's!
Just wanted to check in and say that I am doing okay. Mrs Dive has been gone over 6 months now and things have been hard for my kids and I. The plan is to try and sell the rest of our rental properties this summer as well as my house. I want to keep my job at JMU until I am old enough for medicare so I am going to stay around Harrisonburg for a few more years. I might rent a apartment.
I hope everyone is doing well. Last I heard Spring Onion was getting good grades in school and I hope he is going to have a great career ahead of him. His home life growing up was not so easy so I wish him all the best.
Take care friends.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BO and Hi to all the BiB's!
> Just wanted to check in and say that I am doing
> okay. Mrs Dive has been gone over 6 months now and
> things have been hard for my kids and I. The plan
> is to try and sell the rest of our rental
> properties this summer as well as my house. I want
> to keep my job at JMU until I am old enough for
> medicare so I am going to stay around Harrisonburg
> for a few more years. I might rent a apartment.
> I hope everyone is doing well. Last I heard Spring
> Onion was getting good grades in school and I hope
> he is going to have a great career ahead of him.
> His home life growing up was not so easy so I wish
> him all the best.
> Take care friends.


Welcome back to your brothers in bowel dive, and am so truly well, I’m very sorry about Mrs Dive. Here’s to you and your children, and I don’t know what to say other than you have my respects, thoughts, and prayers.

Hope you can manage all of those properties without too many bowel issues. Do you still have the Canadian groan throne? It’s good to hear from you despite this sad time, and spring Onion I think is getting ready to be a nurse now. Very proud of him.

Since you’ve been gone five, I’ll keep replacing all the threads a boy is shutting down to deter us from speaking about our bowels and what’s going on. I feel sorry for him, obviously a very unhappy superior bowel type. Red Onion is still here too! He seems well as does Rusty!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BO and Hi to all the BiB's!
> > Just wanted to check in and say that I am doing
> > okay. Mrs Dive has been gone over 6 months now
> and
> > things have been hard for my kids and I. The
> plan
> > is to try and sell the rest of our rental
> > properties this summer as well as my house. I
> want
> > to keep my job at JMU until I am old enough for
> > medicare so I am going to stay around
> Harrisonburg
> > for a few more years. I might rent a apartment.
>
> > I hope everyone is doing well. Last I heard
> Spring
> > Onion was getting good grades in school and I
> hope
> > he is going to have a great career ahead of
> him.
> > His home life growing up was not so easy so I
> wish
> > him all the best.
> > Take care friends.
>
>
> Welcome back to your brothers in bowel dive, and
> am so truly well, I’m very sorry about Mrs Dive.
> Here’s to you and your children, and I don’t
> know what to say other than you have my respects,
> thoughts, and prayers.
>
> Hope you can manage all of those properties
> without too many bowel issues. Do you still have
> the Canadian groan throne? It’s good to hear
> from you despite this sad time, and spring Onion I
> think is getting ready to be a nurse now. Very
> proud of him.


HaHa, yes I do have two Canadian toilets and one regular one. It is amazing how much better the Canadian ones flush. We will see if a home inspector picks up on my illegal toilets when the house sells. I had not thought about Red Onion in a long time, it was nice to hear his stories about putting his life back on track after 5 years in the big house.
I hope you and Matilda are doing well BO.
I was thinking about you a few months ago BO. When Mrs Dive passed away I let my diet go to hell and I started drinking large amounts of beer and that caused bowel trouble like you would not believe. I am pretty much back on track with my diet now. One night I was struggling on the throne at 3 am and I thought to myself WWBOD? The next day I forced myself to go out and buy healthy foods. Thanks BO!

SOCK PUPPETS EVERYWHERE

Brown Onion has vacuumed off and trotted out 'Dive Bomber'!

Good for him..
We were getting tired of 'red onion' and 'poopy fartz'.

Typical miz trolling.

Not sure what about dive bomber, throw everything possible at your bowels. Without a challenge they won’t be greased for their duty!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BO and Hi to all the BiB's!
> > > Just wanted to check in and say that I am
> doing
> > > okay. Mrs Dive has been gone over 6 months
> now
> > and
> > > things have been hard for my kids and I. The
> > plan
> > > is to try and sell the rest of our rental
> > > properties this summer as well as my house. I
> > want
> > > to keep my job at JMU until I am old enough
> for
> > > medicare so I am going to stay around
> > Harrisonburg
> > > for a few more years. I might rent a
> apartment.
> >
> > > I hope everyone is doing well. Last I heard
> > Spring
> > > Onion was getting good grades in school and I
> > hope
> > > he is going to have a great career ahead of
> > him.
> > > His home life growing up was not so easy so I
> > wish
> > > him all the best.
> > > Take care friends.
> >
> >
> > Welcome back to your brothers in bowel dive,
> and
> > am so truly well, I’m very sorry about Mrs
> Dive.
> > Here’s to you and your children, and I
> don’t
> > know what to say other than you have my
> respects,
> > thoughts, and prayers.
> >
> > Hope you can manage all of those properties
> > without too many bowel issues. Do you still
> have
> > the Canadian groan throne? It’s good to hear
> > from you despite this sad time, and spring Onion
> I
> > think is getting ready to be a nurse now. Very
> > proud of him.
>
>
> HaHa, yes I do have two Canadian toilets and one
> regular one. It is amazing how much better the
> Canadian ones flush. We will see if a home
> inspector picks up on my illegal toilets when the
> house sells. I had not thought about Red Onion in
> a long time, it was nice to hear his stories about
> putting his life back on track after 5 years in
> the big house.
> I hope you and Matilda are doing well BO.
> I was thinking about you a few months ago BO. When
> Mrs Dive passed away I let my diet go to hell and
> I started drinking large amounts of beer and that
> caused bowel trouble like you would not believe. I
> am pretty much back on track with my diet now. One
> night I was struggling on the throne at 3 am and I
> thought to myself WWBOD? The next day I forced
> myself to go out and buy healthy foods. Thanks BO!

Totally understandable. Our brains, hearts, and actually it’s science our bowels decide in times of great sadness or happiness, they dictate what we eat. And I’m so truly saddened to have heard of Mrs Dive Dive, as she will always be a bowel ally of the first order.

Matilda is as old and crotchety as I am almost. She will be bringing her grown kids and rugrats over here. Unfortunately we don’t have those Canadian groan thrones, and it’s a good bet that worthless plumber of mine will earn a few dollars tonight.

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