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4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Not a nerco
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Date: February 09, 2021 09:03PM
Weird things I think about
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Fjsbbjs
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Date: February 09, 2021 10:30PM
That’s a mind fuck. How old are you and how did they die? Sorry. That’s gotta be rough.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
OMG you fukt em take death!
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Date: February 09, 2021 10:41PM
Wow! Dude! You got sum powerful JUJU!
Fuck on mr. Studley!
Fuck on mr. Studley!
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Youngin'
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Date: February 09, 2021 10:56PM
I don't think that's all that weird tbh. I'm in my 30s and have had a couple friends from childhood die recently. That in and of itself is kind of a mindfuck when you think about people who grew up with not being here any longer.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Good Question
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Date: February 09, 2021 11:28PM
Not a nerco Wrote:
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> Weird things I think about
Did they die before or after you had sex with them?
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> Weird things I think about
Did they die before or after you had sex with them?
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
abelard
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Date: February 11, 2021 01:28PM
If after, how soon after? Minutes?
And from what? If it's from shame, you're not doing it right.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2021 01:48PM by abelard.
And from what? If it's from shame, you're not doing it right.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/11/2021 01:48PM by abelard.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
MAGA Trump Voter
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Date: February 11, 2021 01:43PM
You think you've got problems. I'm so hot that droves of women die every day just for a chance to have sex with me.
If I wasn't so vigilant about protecting my virginity thousands of gorgeous women would still be alive right now, but they killed themselves because I wouldn't sleep with them.
A lesbian has to have standards these days and I'm not letting mine down.
If I wasn't so vigilant about protecting my virginity thousands of gorgeous women would still be alive right now, but they killed themselves because I wouldn't sleep with them.
A lesbian has to have standards these days and I'm not letting mine down.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
YVUUH
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Date: February 11, 2021 02:18PM
I've had more than that. I'm a old guy now, but when I was in my late teens & early 20s, I preferred 'em 30-45. So lots of them have long ago passed.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
I have a similar track record
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Date: February 11, 2021 02:26PM
but I fuck a lot of older women, think 70's, 80's & every now and again 90's!
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
All right I'm 62
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Date: February 11, 2021 03:54PM
YVUUH Wrote:
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> I've had more than that. I'm a old guy now, but
> when I was in my late teens & early 20s, I
> preferred 'em 30-45.
When I was in my late teens and early 20s I preferred women in the 30 to 45 age range. As an over 60 I still prefer women in the 30 to 45 age range.
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> I've had more than that. I'm a old guy now, but
> when I was in my late teens & early 20s, I
> preferred 'em 30-45.
When I was in my late teens and early 20s I preferred women in the 30 to 45 age range. As an over 60 I still prefer women in the 30 to 45 age range.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Bathsheba
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Date: February 11, 2021 05:23PM
All right I'm 62 Wrote:
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> YVUUH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've had more than that. I'm a old guy now,
> but
> > when I was in my late teens & early 20s, I
> > preferred 'em 30-45.
>
> When I was in my late teens and early 20s I
> preferred women in the 30 to 45 age range. As an
> over 60 I still prefer women in the 30 to 45 age
> range.
*Added stipulation: They fuck 100x harder when they're married to some geezer LOL. If she's single at that age she is cray cray so she'll still fuck hard but also try to move in which is no bueno
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> YVUUH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've had more than that. I'm a old guy now,
> but
> > when I was in my late teens & early 20s, I
> > preferred 'em 30-45.
>
> When I was in my late teens and early 20s I
> preferred women in the 30 to 45 age range. As an
> over 60 I still prefer women in the 30 to 45 age
> range.
*Added stipulation: They fuck 100x harder when they're married to some geezer LOL. If she's single at that age she is cray cray so she'll still fuck hard but also try to move in which is no bueno
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Miz=Necromancer
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Date: February 11, 2021 05:37PM
STFU Miz
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Suicide
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Date: February 11, 2021 06:06PM
abelard Wrote:
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> If after, how soon after? Minutes?
>
> And from what? If it's from shame, you're not
> doing it right.
Why did you edit out suicide?
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> If after, how soon after? Minutes?
>
> And from what? If it's from shame, you're not
> doing it right.
Why did you edit out suicide?
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Biden's America
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Date: February 11, 2021 06:19PM
Don't feel bad, Biden has murdered 70,000 people in 3 weeks.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Yeech
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Date: February 11, 2021 07:57PM
I have a similar track record Wrote:
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> but I fuck a lot of older women, think 70's, 80's
> & every now and again 90's!
Wrinkly gray bearded pussy! Gross!
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> but I fuck a lot of older women, think 70's, 80's
> & every now and again 90's!
Wrinkly gray bearded pussy! Gross!
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
NO def fuckers
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Date: February 11, 2021 08:07PM
OMG you fukt em take death! Wrote:
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> Wow! Dude! You got sum powerful JUJU!
>
> Fuck on mr. Studley!
How does a person get "fucked to death"?
I'm a HARD BANGER but the girls LOVED it...
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> Wow! Dude! You got sum powerful JUJU!
>
> Fuck on mr. Studley!
How does a person get "fucked to death"?
I'm a HARD BANGER but the girls LOVED it...
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
middle aged black widow
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Date: February 11, 2021 08:14PM
Megan has fucked many people (males and females) who are now deceased, and she's only 34.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Only One Person For Me
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Date: February 12, 2021 02:26PM
About 22 years ago I was on a business trip with a few co-workers. Me and a guy co-worker were at the bar, having fun, chatting with some of the women. One of them eventually left and went back to her room. A few minutes later the phone at the bar rang and the bartender said that she asked if one of us could bring her receipt to her. My buddy told me that it was my lucky night, so I got to go.
I ended up fucking her and she gave me her business card. Three years ago I was going through an old box of stuff and found her card. I emailed her and asked her if she wanted to pick up where we left off. She replied that she was in the hospital with terminal cancer and that I should leave her alone. I found her obituary a month later.
Apparently, she was married when we fucked, but I was single back then.
She's the only woman that I've fucked that I know of that's died since then.
I ended up fucking her and she gave me her business card. Three years ago I was going through an old box of stuff and found her card. I emailed her and asked her if she wanted to pick up where we left off. She replied that she was in the hospital with terminal cancer and that I should leave her alone. I found her obituary a month later.
Apparently, she was married when we fucked, but I was single back then.
She's the only woman that I've fucked that I know of that's died since then.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
fun fact
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Date: February 12, 2021 02:51PM
NO def fuckers Wrote:
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> OMG you fukt em take death! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! Dude! You got sum powerful JUJU!
> >
> > Fuck on mr. Studley!
>
>
>
>
> How does a person get "fucked to death"?
When Megan was initially found in the highway median after crashing the bf's car and killing him, her panties were pulled down to her knees.
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> OMG you fukt em take death! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! Dude! You got sum powerful JUJU!
> >
> > Fuck on mr. Studley!
>
>
>
>
> How does a person get "fucked to death"?
When Megan was initially found in the highway median after crashing the bf's car and killing him, her panties were pulled down to her knees.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
Q and A man
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Date: February 12, 2021 05:10PM
Yeech Wrote:
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> I have a similar track record Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but I fuck a lot of older women, think 70's,
> 80's
> > & every now and again 90's!
>
> Wrinkly gray bearded pussy! Gross!
Q. What does 85 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends.
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> I have a similar track record Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but I fuck a lot of older women, think 70's,
> 80's
> > & every now and again 90's!
>
> Wrinkly gray bearded pussy! Gross!
Q. What does 85 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
PCXWT
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Date: February 12, 2021 05:57PM
Bathsheba Wrote:
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> All right I'm 62 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YVUUH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
> >
>
>
>
>
> *Added stipulation: They fuck 100x harder when
> they're married to some geezer LOL. If she's
> single at that age she is cray cray so she'll
> still fuck hard but also try to move in which is
> no bueno
I dunno. When I was 24, my 41 yo GF moved in with me. It was pretty good, while it lasted. She left about 6 mos. after vI turned 25. Weird, I wound up marrying a 40 yo just before I turned 27. I'm m still married to her.
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> All right I'm 62 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YVUUH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
> >
>
>
>
>
> *Added stipulation: They fuck 100x harder when
> they're married to some geezer LOL. If she's
> single at that age she is cray cray so she'll
> still fuck hard but also try to move in which is
> no bueno
I dunno. When I was 24, my 41 yo GF moved in with me. It was pretty good, while it lasted. She left about 6 mos. after vI turned 25. Weird, I wound up marrying a 40 yo just before I turned 27. I'm m still married to her.
Re: 4 people I've had sex with have died
Posted by:
The End
()
Date: February 12, 2021 09:48PM
Only One Person For Me Wrote:
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> About 22 years ago I was on a business trip with a
> few co-workers. Me and a guy co-worker were at the
> bar, having fun, chatting with some of the women.
> One of them eventually left and went back to her
> room. A few minutes later the phone at the bar
> rang and the bartender said that she asked if one
> of us could bring her receipt to her. My buddy
> told me that it was my lucky night, so I got to
> go.
>
> I ended up fucking her and she gave me her
> business card. Three years ago I was going through
> an old box of stuff and found her card. I emailed
> her and asked her if she wanted to pick up where
> we left off. She replied that she was in the
> hospital with terminal cancer and that I should
> leave her alone. I found her obituary a month
> later.
>
> Apparently, she was married when we fucked, but I
> was single back then.
>
> She's the only woman that I've fucked that I know
> of that's died since then.
I don’t get the moral of your story. Did your semen give her cancer? Don’t fuck anyone else, killer.
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> About 22 years ago I was on a business trip with a
> few co-workers. Me and a guy co-worker were at the
> bar, having fun, chatting with some of the women.
> One of them eventually left and went back to her
> room. A few minutes later the phone at the bar
> rang and the bartender said that she asked if one
> of us could bring her receipt to her. My buddy
> told me that it was my lucky night, so I got to
> go.
>
> I ended up fucking her and she gave me her
> business card. Three years ago I was going through
> an old box of stuff and found her card. I emailed
> her and asked her if she wanted to pick up where
> we left off. She replied that she was in the
> hospital with terminal cancer and that I should
> leave her alone. I found her obituary a month
> later.
>
> Apparently, she was married when we fucked, but I
> was single back then.
>
> She's the only woman that I've fucked that I know
> of that's died since then.
I don’t get the moral of your story. Did your semen give her cancer? Don’t fuck anyone else, killer.