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Please rate me
Posted by:
Lily
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Date: December 13, 2020 01:27AM
Am I fuckable?
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Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Yes
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Date: December 13, 2020 01:32AM
I want to stick my tongue in your butthole after you've eaten Chipotle.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Antiasshat.
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:23AM
I want to give you a tongue bath. Post more pictures. You’re gorgeous
Re: Please rate me
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How big is your dick?
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:24AM
You need to post pics of your dick.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Qwerty.
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:27AM
Do you do anal?
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:27AM
No, you aren't fuckable. And that retarded face you're making just makes you look even more unfuckable.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Dayum
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:34AM
^^ This poster is obviously gay. Don’t listen to him. You’re fuckable
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:49AM
Not gay, but I can't stand blondes. I'm more of a brunette or redhead kinda guy.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
FU Nice Guy
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:57AM
No.
Sure my model like looks, incredible physique, super human strength, Mensa level intelligence, incredible talents, sincere heartfelt desire to please your every whim and fancy, combined with my natural charm, incredible original wit, penchant for wonderful, thoughtful surprises that thrill your soul from sun up to sub down, and my hundreds of millions in net worth at your disposal to do anything you want would just all end badly in heartache for both of us.
You're too good for me. Best of luck and happiness to you.
Sure my model like looks, incredible physique, super human strength, Mensa level intelligence, incredible talents, sincere heartfelt desire to please your every whim and fancy, combined with my natural charm, incredible original wit, penchant for wonderful, thoughtful surprises that thrill your soul from sun up to sub down, and my hundreds of millions in net worth at your disposal to do anything you want would just all end badly in heartache for both of us.
You're too good for me. Best of luck and happiness to you.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:03AM
She's obviously a dumb bitch. No other reason she'd want random men on a backwater shithole forum to rate her. I also despise dumb bitches.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Hey OP
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:11AM
I know this is an expected response, but we need more pics to give a more accurate rating.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
I code http url and tweet
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:17AM
Hey OP Wrote:
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> I know this is an expected response, but we need
> more pics to give a more accurate rating.
It would be nice if you put them in a thumbnail gallery. When you click on the thumbnail a full size picture comes up. You could make the innocent non-nude pics free but charge for access to the really good ones with the ones like the naked pygmy women in National Geographic. You could even up-charge for a monthly subscription service, and even more for videos where she has sex with other people. You could make a lot of money on line.
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> I know this is an expected response, but we need
> more pics to give a more accurate rating.
It would be nice if you put them in a thumbnail gallery. When you click on the thumbnail a full size picture comes up. You could make the innocent non-nude pics free but charge for access to the really good ones with the ones like the naked pygmy women in National Geographic. You could even up-charge for a monthly subscription service, and even more for videos where she has sex with other people. You could make a lot of money on line.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
horny toad
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:21AM
No. Your eyes look dead.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Oh C'mon Not This Shit Again
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:24AM
horny toad Wrote:
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> No. Your eyes look dead.
Like anything alive has ever looked you in the eye while you were fucking it.
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> No. Your eyes look dead.
Like anything alive has ever looked you in the eye while you were fucking it.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
FFXU welfare
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:28AM
I code http url and tweet Wrote:
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> Hey OP Wrote:
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> > I know this is an expected response, but we
> need
> > more pics to give a more accurate rating.
>
> It would be nice if you put them in a thumbnail
> gallery. When you click on the thumbnail a full
> size picture comes up. You could make the
> innocent non-nude pics free but charge for access
> to the really good ones with the ones like the
> naked pygmy women in National Geographic. You
> could even up-charge for a monthly subscription
> service, and even more for videos where she has
> sex with other people. You could make a lot of
> money on line.
We are all socialists here, everything is fo free. Now stop
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> Hey OP Wrote:
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> -----
> > I know this is an expected response, but we
> need
> > more pics to give a more accurate rating.
>
> It would be nice if you put them in a thumbnail
> gallery. When you click on the thumbnail a full
> size picture comes up. You could make the
> innocent non-nude pics free but charge for access
> to the really good ones with the ones like the
> naked pygmy women in National Geographic. You
> could even up-charge for a monthly subscription
> service, and even more for videos where she has
> sex with other people. You could make a lot of
> money on line.
We are all socialists here, everything is fo free. Now stop
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Real Horny Toad
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:29AM
We need more pics with less clothes to accurately review your looks.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
That's a man baby
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Date: December 13, 2020 12:14PM
peep Wrote:
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> She's obviously a dumb bitch. No other reason
> she'd want random men on a backwater shithole
> forum to rate her. I also despise dumb bitches.
The photo is obviously a dude. Jesus you people are idiots.
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> She's obviously a dumb bitch. No other reason
> she'd want random men on a backwater shithole
> forum to rate her. I also despise dumb bitches.
The photo is obviously a dude. Jesus you people are idiots.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
wKee
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Date: December 13, 2020 12:18PM
That's a man baby Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
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> > She's obviously a dumb bitch. No other reason
> > she'd want random men on a backwater shithole
> > forum to rate her. I also despise dumb bitches.
>
> The photo is obviously a dude. Jesus you people
> are idiots.
It doesn’t matter, OP’s asking to be rated. That’s all.
We will rate men and women
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> peep Wrote:
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> > She's obviously a dumb bitch. No other reason
> > she'd want random men on a backwater shithole
> > forum to rate her. I also despise dumb bitches.
>
> The photo is obviously a dude. Jesus you people
> are idiots.
It doesn’t matter, OP’s asking to be rated. That’s all.
We will rate men and women
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep is smart
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Date: December 13, 2020 12:24PM
on the chance that op is not a dude, he is insulting her as a test of her self esteem so he can manipulate her if she passes
not very classy, but effective
not very classy, but effective
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Lezbehonest
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Date: December 13, 2020 12:51PM
I think by now we all know no women post here. So the op of this post most likely got rejected by this woman.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Hard pass
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Date: December 13, 2020 01:51PM
Chick with a dick/-10
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Researching Researcher
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Date: December 13, 2020 01:53PM
Lezbehonest Wrote:
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> I think by now we all know no women post here.
The individual in the photo is a TV/CD aka a tranny. He/she has the photo on Fetlife and is supposedly living in DFW Texas although it displays as Antarctica. It's not hard to find this stuff, people.
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> I think by now we all know no women post here.
The individual in the photo is a TV/CD aka a tranny. He/she has the photo on Fetlife and is supposedly living in DFW Texas although it displays as Antarctica. It's not hard to find this stuff, people.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Samantha
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Date: December 13, 2020 02:17PM
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Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
cd lily
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Date: December 13, 2020 02:41PM
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 08:27PM
cd lily Wrote:
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> https://twitter.com/c0wgaI/status/1337974791093940
> 228/photo/2
Now that is very interesting.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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> https://twitter.com/c0wgaI/status/1337974791093940
> 228/photo/2
Now that is very interesting.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 08:40PM
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 08:40PM
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Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Can't say that it is
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Date: December 13, 2020 09:00PM
peep Wrote:
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> cd lily Wrote:
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> https://twitter.com/c0wgaI/status/1337974791093940
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> > 228/photo/2
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> Now that is very interesting.
Not really...
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> cd lily Wrote:
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> https://twitter.com/c0wgaI/status/1337974791093940
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> > 228/photo/2
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> Now that is very interesting.
Not really...
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
the real GeneraI Mahdi
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Date: December 13, 2020 09:06PM
I'd give you the old Whoopie Slap or maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Trapper John
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:46PM
the real GeneraI Mahdi Wrote:
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> I'd give you the old Whoopie Slap or maybe an
> Alabama Hot Pocket
It's a dude, sporting an actual male penis.
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> I'd give you the old Whoopie Slap or maybe an
> Alabama Hot Pocket
It's a dude, sporting an actual male penis.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 13, 2020 10:49PM
That's dirty.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Gay Gus
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Date: December 13, 2020 11:04PM
I would like to see that.
Re: Please rate me
Posted by:
Cleaned Up
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Date: December 14, 2020 12:00AM
peep Wrote:
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> That's dirty.
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> That's dirty.
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