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Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: May 22, 2010 03:32PM

MINNEAPOLIS - (The Borowitz Report) - In a sign of his increasing prominence in the so-called Tea Party movement, a new poll shows Kentucky senatorial candidate Rand Paul topping former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin among voters who describe themselves as morons.

In the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, 42% preferred Paul, 36% preferred Palin, and the remaining 22% were unsure what the word "prefer" meant.

According to Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll for the University of Minnesota, Paul's surging popularity among morons is bad news for Palin, who previously had a lock on that important constituency.

"I never thought I'd say that, but if Palin is going to stay competitive with Paul, she's going to have to start dumbing down her message."

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: May 22, 2010 04:03PM

Well, aren't we bitter, now.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: Superman 4 ()
Date: May 22, 2010 04:29PM

Hey mjcc1987,

Why do you support establishment candidates who don't give a fuck about you instead?

Your man Obama is covering this up -----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD06SAf0p9A

Both Republicans and Democrats are laughing at how stupid the American People are to continue voting in people who don't give a fuck about them.

And you want to say RanD Paul supporters are morons? Because he wants to take the government back from these corporate gangsters that have taken over.

I agree that SARAH PALIN SUPPORTERS ARE FUCKING MORONS THOUGH.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: Mjcc1987 ()
Date: May 22, 2010 04:44PM

The three Pauls; Ron, Rand, and Saint are immoral cretins. They have placed the "me" above morality and the common good. BP has more value and legitimacy in their twisted amateurish world. Killing, stealing, lying, deception are fine in the pursuit of wealth at the expense of the individual human. Government is evil, unless you want to do something like hate the gays, then it's fine to use Government. They, like the white, fat, old, welfare queens in lawn chair teabaggers are ignorant and devoid of intellectual thought. Slogans and idealized world-view fantasies are their only offerings. When their ideas hit the real world, they are rejected wholly and completely.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: OFF TOPICAL SOLUTION ()
Date: May 22, 2010 04:50PM

POLL: 99% or respondants confirm mjcc1987 lacks the intelligence to grasp the concept of OFF TOPIC

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: Ayn Rand ()
Date: May 23, 2010 01:04PM

I do believe you're trying to be clever but I'm sure most people here don't understand your Objectivist/Rand philosophy that you're trying to push on to these wonderful libertarians. And they don't support Me above the common good, they support the Me to build a better world and to be able to produce evidence of my worth. Because of them you won't have to be afraid to say "I" in this statist country we're creating.

Mjcc1987 Wrote:
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> The three Pauls; Ron, Rand, and Saint are immoral
> cretins. They have placed the "me" above morality
> and the common good. BP has more value and
> legitimacy in their twisted amateurish world.
> Killing, stealing, lying, deception are fine in
> the pursuit of wealth at the expense of the
> individual human. Government is evil, unless you
> want to do something like hate the gays, then it's
> fine to use Government. They, like the white, fat,
> old, welfare queens in lawn chair teabaggers are
> ignorant and devoid of intellectual thought.
> Slogans and idealized world-view fantasies are
> their only offerings. When their ideas hit the
> real world, they are rejected wholly and
> completely.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: June 02, 2010 09:26AM

I find it interesting that Rand Paul received fewer votes in the Republican party primary than the loser in the Democratic Party primary the same day.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: pills ()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:21PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> I find it interesting that Rand Paul received
> fewer votes in the Republican party primary than
> the loser in the Democratic Party primary the same
> day.

Find it interesting all you want. What does it actually mean now that Paul handily won? Answer, nothing.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: mjcc1987 Fuck Off ()
Date: November 03, 2010 07:44PM

Democrats --The crows be picking at your flesh and you ain't got no control of the situation. LOL LOL LOL

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: . . . ()
Date: November 03, 2010 07:56PM

... want something REALLY interesting? Try SCAT porn !

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: erik ()
Date: November 04, 2010 09:36PM

"They have placed the "me" above morality and the common good."

Sounds like a "Rush" "lyric".

Mjcc1987 Wrote:
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> The three Pauls; Ron, Rand, and Saint are immoral
> cretins. They have placed the "me" above morality
> and the common good. BP has more value and
> legitimacy in their twisted amateurish world.
> Killing, stealing, lying, deception are fine in
> the pursuit of wealth at the expense of the
> individual human. Government is evil, unless you
> want to do something like hate the gays, then it's
> fine to use Government. They, like the white, fat,
> old, welfare queens in lawn chair teabaggers are
> ignorant and devoid of intellectual thought.
> Slogans and idealized world-view fantasies are
> their only offerings. When their ideas hit the
> real world, they are rejected wholly and
> completely.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2010 09:37PM by erik.

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Re: Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: November 04, 2010 11:01PM

Is Rands wife a hot?

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