I sit here my bowels for once not plundered by a doctor, my colon or starfish not at war, relieved that President Trump was re-elected. It is such a happy feeling knowing you Biden idiots and liberal losers are crying once again.

does the twumpie wumpie want his bottle?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here my bowels for once not plundered by a
> doctor, my colon or starfish not at war, relieved
> that President Trump was re-elected. It is such a
> happy feeling knowing you Biden idiots and liberal
> losers are crying once again.


Uncle Brown, I have been a very naughty boy.

When are you coming over to punish me?
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Amazing how depraved the democrats are. Sore losers who use shit to express their frustration. Good news is they always whine.

The midwives have shown up. Hoping for mission accomplished soon with a heave and a ho.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing how depraved the democrats are. Sore
> losers who use shit to express their frustration.
> Good news is they always whine.
>
> The midwives have shown up. Hoping for mission
> accomplished soon with a heave and a ho.


Hate to break it to you, but Donnie is unemployed now. President Biden is in.

Nancy Pelosi Spkr Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Amazing how depraved the democrats are. Sore
> > losers who use shit to express their
> frustration.
> > Good news is they always whine.
> >
> > The midwives have shown up. Hoping for mission
> > accomplished soon with a heave and a ho.
>
>
> Hate to break it to you, but Donnie is unemployed
> now. President Biden is in.

Hate to break it to you, but Nancy Pelosi is going to have Dementia Joe declared unfit and removed from office. She has made no secret of her plans.

Quote
Nancy Pelose
“If the president wins reelection, yes it will apply to him. If he doesn’t, it will apply to the next president of the United States,” Pelosi said.

https://www.rollcall.com/2020/10/09/why-is-pelosi-suddenly-talking-about-the-25th-amendment/

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing how depraved the democrats are. Sore
> losers who use shit to express their frustration.
> Good news is they always whine.
>
> The midwives have shown up. Hoping for mission
> accomplished soon with a heave and a ho.


Brown, thank you for your encouraging words...

Here is that redhead image you like so much...Happy spanking!
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Pizza, wings, beer. Take that bowels.

I’m not sure what butt bubbles and politics have in common? Donkeys?

Maris Wrote:
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> I’m not sure what butt bubbles and politics have
> in common? Donkeys?


My beloved neighbor, Brown Onion, is senile. Don't pay too much attention to his topics. He sees President Trump and he thinks about shit. I can kind of understand it. I will say, the angrier he gets, the harder he pounds my ass.

So it's all good.

Poopy Fartz wants to invite all the BiBs over Saturday for Hot Pockets and Super Mario Kart. Poopy Fartz is watching his neighbor's apt. Poopy Fartz can borrow his neighbor's Nintendo Switch. It will be fun. Poopy Fartz has a 32 in Sony Bravia and a 12 pack of Cottonelle Ultra Soft.

It seems my bowels are back on track. I put black eyed peas and 5 chicken thighs with some seasonings in my crock-pot this morning when I get home I am going to have those with some rolled up can biscuits and ice cream for desert. My bowels will be tested!

5am guy checking in. 5am found blood in the groan throne and cannot sit down today. 5am now has a ruptured colon and torn rectum. 5am guy took way too big of a black cock during his trip to paint bank. 5am guy stuck some ice cubes in his rectum to help soothe the pain and hopefully feels better tomorrow.

You BiBs have a right to know. We have all seen the collection of Bowel Movements Brown Onion has saved and dressed in doll clothes. Well it seems he is having a victory party for Donald Trump with his potties. He was blaring Wanda Jackson's "Let's have a party" and only wearing a pair of embarrassingly stained once white underwear. His sister Matilda did a welfare check and alerted me right after. She says the bruise he gave her on her face doesn't hurt nearly as much as the bruise in her heart from seeing her brother in so much pain.

It looks like another trip to the nut hut for our mentor.

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> You BiBs have a right to know. We have all seen
> the collection of Bowel Movements Brown Onion has
> saved and dressed in doll clothes. Well it seems
> he is having a victory party for Donald Trump with
> his potties. He was blaring Wanda Jackson's "Let's
> have a party" and only wearing a pair of
> embarrassingly stained once white underwear. His
> sister Matilda did a welfare check and alerted me
> right after. She says the bruise he gave her on
> her face doesn't hurt nearly as much as the bruise
> in her heart from seeing her brother in so much
> pain.
>
> It looks like another trip to the nut hut for our it
> mentor.

BO is just preparing for our play date tonight. I have dressed up my poopies as well and will be over soon. Two of our poopies will be getting married! Please don’t be jealous as I know you have your own special play dates with him as well. BO has plenty of feces to go around.

Lord, today I want to hand You over all the sick people, especially those with bowel disorder. Comfort them and change their suffering into pure pleasure.

I commend You for all those patients, who have nobody beside them to take care of them. And especially those who are lonely or left somewhere abandoned – without care, without help, without medicine, and without food. Give them what they need the most.
trump made bad choices. fuck him.

Trump Decisions Wrote:
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> Lord, today I want to hand You over all the sick
> people, especially those with bowel disorder.
> Comfort them and change their suffering into pure
> pleasure.
>
> I commend You for all those patients, who have
> nobody beside them to take care of them. And
> especially those who are lonely or left somewhere
> abandoned – without care, without help, without
> medicine, and without food. Give them what they
> need the most.
> trump made bad choices. fuck him.


Amen.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You BiBs have a right to know. We have all seen
> > the collection of Bowel Movements Brown Onion
> has
> > saved and dressed in doll clothes. Well it
> seems
> > he is having a victory party for Donald Trump
> with
> > his potties. He was blaring Wanda Jackson's
> "Let's
> > have a party" and only wearing a pair of
> > embarrassingly stained once white underwear.
> His
> > sister Matilda did a welfare check and alerted
> me
> > right after. She says the bruise he gave her on
> > her face doesn't hurt nearly as much as the
> bruise
> > in her heart from seeing her brother in so much
> > pain.
> >
> > It looks like another trip to the nut hut for
> our it
> > mentor.
>
> BO is just preparing for our play date tonight. I
> have dressed up my poopies as well and will be
> over soon. Two of our poopies will be getting
> married! Please don’t be jealous as I know you
> have your own special play dates with him as well.
> BO has plenty of feces to go around.

That explains it. BiBs must never be jealous of the personal time Brown Onion spends with another BiB. Just like a sibling cannot be jealous of a parent's
attention to another sibling. I should have known you were involved. My ideas on what his sister Matilda was telling me. You did break her heart and she tends to get a bit touchy when you are in the picture.

With this nice weather I went out and got charcoal and pork chops. I was able to find some decent corn on the cob too! My bowels are going to gave to process 4 pounds of pork the corn and a apple pie tonight. We will see how they do with this.

We are all dealing with this loss in our own way...
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Howdy there brown folkz! I shore does hope everyone is feelin good an havin good bowelz. I gots me the day off taday an I am feelin good cauze we had 3 paycheckz las month an I iz all caught up on my billz an even have 400 dollarz extra in tha bank.
I waz kinda suprized that Mr Joebiden won thiz election we jus had. My boss at work shore iz tore up about mr Trump losin. I waz not allowed ta vote cauze I am a convicted felon. I here there iz a process in Viginia tha I coud go threw ta get my votin ritez restored but it seemmz like a vury difficult process. I am goin to thae store ta get me some beerz an hotdogz for watchin foot ball taday. God bless all yall!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy there brown folkz! I shore does hope
> everyone is feelin good an havin good bowelz. I
> gots me the day off taday an I am feelin good
> cauze we had 3 paycheckz las month an I iz all
> caught up on my billz an even have 400 dollarz
> extra in tha bank.
> I waz kinda suprized that Mr Joebiden won thiz
> election we jus had. My boss at work shore iz tore
> up about mr Trump losin. I waz not allowed ta vote
> cauze I am a convicted felon. I here there iz a
> process in Viginia tha I coud go threw ta get my
> votin ritez restored but it seemmz like a vury
> difficult process. I am goin to thae store ta get
> me some beerz an hotdogz for watchin foot ball
> taday. God bless all yall!

Whoever is trying to do this impersonation, please fucking stop. Impersonation is sort of an actual skill and you really, really suck at it.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy there brown folkz! I shore does hope
> everyone is feelin good an havin good bowelz. I
> gots me the day off taday an I am feelin good
> cauze we had 3 paycheckz las month an I iz all
> caught up on my billz an even have 400 dollarz
> extra in tha bank.
> I waz kinda suprized that Mr Joebiden won thiz
> election we jus had. My boss at work shore iz tore
> up about mr Trump losin. I waz not allowed ta vote
> cauze I am a convicted felon. I here there iz a
> process in Viginia tha I coud go threw ta get my
> votin ritez restored but it seemmz like a vury
> difficult process. I am goin to thae store ta get
> me some beerz an hotdogz for watchin foot ball
> taday. God bless all yall!

typing for ten minutes like an old timey whitey to own the libs!

i know you're white bc you didn't say glizzy

Be gone idiot Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Howdy there brown folkz! I shore does hope
> > everyone is feelin good an havin good bowelz. I
> > gots me the day off taday an I am feelin good
> > cauze we had 3 paycheckz las month an I iz all
> > caught up on my billz an even have 400 dollarz
> > extra in tha bank.
> > I waz kinda suprized that Mr Joebiden won thiz
> > election we jus had. My boss at work shore iz
> tore
> > up about mr Trump losin. I waz not allowed ta
> vote
> > cauze I am a convicted felon. I here there iz a
> > process in Viginia tha I coud go threw ta get
> my
> > votin ritez restored but it seemmz like a vury
> > difficult process. I am goin to thae store ta
> get
> > me some beerz an hotdogz for watchin foot ball
> > taday. God bless all yall!
>
> Whoever is trying to do this impersonation, please
> fucking stop. Impersonation is sort of an actual
> skill and you really, really suck at it.

It was posted from the logged in account. That is the real deal. As 'real' as any Brown Onion sock puppet can be. Typing out an ethnic dialect doesn't fool anyone. My guess is that Brown self-medicated with too much OxyContin due to the election results. If Brown Onion got off the OxyContin, he would shit like a normal person.

I had too many pork chops to fit on the grill last night so early this morning I cut the extra chops up and put them in my new crock pot with potatoes onions carrots garlic and some other seasonings and I got more Ukrops white house rolls from Food Lion. We will see how my bowels handle this.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had too many pork chops to fit on the grill last
> night so early this morning I cut the extra chops
> up and put them in my new crock pot with potatoes
> onions carrots garlic and some other seasonings
> and I got more Ukrops white house rolls from Food
> Lion. We will see how my bowels handle this.


It is good that you are eating vegetables but pork is a very difficult to digest meat. Maybe next time use more vegetables and just a little bit of boneless skinless chicken or turkey breast. Just sayin'.