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Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Deep State ()
Date: September 26, 2020 04:06PM

Undisclosed White House sources have have stated that Trump spray tans his penis.

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: You Don't Say ()
Date: September 26, 2020 08:56PM

What penis? Stormy Daniels says he doesn't have one.

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Jubal Early ()
Date: September 26, 2020 09:21PM

I tan the hawg as well.

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: JDYKM ()
Date: September 26, 2020 09:24PM

back in my clubbing days I used to to keep a can of black spray paint
in the car, for those whores that said that only fuck black dicks

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Saturday Nite Blues ()
Date: September 26, 2020 10:13PM

JDYKM Wrote:
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> back in my clubbing days I used to to keep a can
> of black spray paint
> in the car, for those whores that said that only
> fuck black dicks


Not many friends, huh?

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Same here ()
Date: September 26, 2020 10:15PM

I spray tan mine as well. Sunburn and skin cancer are not laughing matter.

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Substance Abuse ()
Date: September 27, 2020 09:01AM

Same here Wrote:
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> I spray tan mine as well. Sunburn and skin cancer
> are not laughing matter.


I suppose not when they are already laughing about your penis, anyway.

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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Son Bum ()
Date: September 27, 2020 09:30AM

You people are animals.

Trump uses SPF 45 son block.
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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: The one that got away ()
Date: September 27, 2020 01:06PM

He should have used that soon block sooner.
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Re: Trump Spray Tans His Penis
Posted by: Women have seen mine. ()
Date: September 27, 2020 08:36PM

Substance Abuse Wrote:
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> Same here Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I spray tan mine as well. Sunburn and skin
> cancer
> > are not laughing matter.
>
>
> I suppose not when they are already laughing about
> your penis, anyway.

That means women have actually looked at mine in person. Everyone turns and runs away from you before you can even spread your trench coat open.
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