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Indian Food and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 03, 2020 05:17PM

I feel like an elephant had his way with my starfish. I made a error today, and had Indian food for lunch. It was pleasant, not half bad actually, until earlier in the afternoon when my bowels said this is not part of what you usually eat. There was screaming, grinding of the gears down below, and ultimately with a heave and a ho, I finally produced a monster sized cinder block that definetly left a mark. This food is not good for your fish, and later on remnants of said meal were down below that equator area.

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Re: Indian Food and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion loves this content ()
Date: September 03, 2020 06:09PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I feel like an elephant had his way with my
> starfish. I made a error today, and had Indian
> food for lunch. It was pleasant, not half bad
> actually, until earlier in the afternoon when my
> bowels said this is not part of what you usually
> eat. There was screaming, grinding of the gears
> down below, and ultimately with a heave and a ho,
> I finally produced a monster sized cinder block
> that definetly left a mark. This food is not good
> for your fish, and later on remnants of said meal
> were down below that equator area.
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Re: Indian Food and Bowels
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: September 03, 2020 08:27PM

Why on earth would you put up such a sick video? Do you enjoy www.shit.com?

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Re: Indian Food and Bowels
Posted by: Get with the program ()
Date: September 03, 2020 09:01PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Why on earth would you put up such a sick video?
> Do you enjoy www.shit.com?

Obviously a small-minded fecalphobe who wants to stomp out our first amendment rights.

Brown Onion wants to talk about poop, he gets poop.

Why is that so tough for you?

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Date: September 03, 2020 09:19PM





































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Re: Indian Food and Bowels
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: September 04, 2020 02:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I feel like an elephant had his way with my
> starfish. I made a error today, and had Indian
> food for lunch. It was pleasant, not half bad
> actually, until earlier in the afternoon when my
> bowels said this is not part of what you usually
> eat. There was screaming, grinding of the gears
> down below, and ultimately with a heave and a ho,
> I finally produced a monster sized cinder block
> that definetly left a mark. This food is not good
> for your fish, and later on remnants of said meal
> were down below that equator area.


Poopy Fartz hopes Brown Onion has learned his lesson. Foreign Food bad. Oatmeal and egg broth good.

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