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Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 26, 2020 07:54PM
Bowel lives matter, that’s the bottom line. Think about what your rear end, your innards, your pipes, and starfish. The more you know you know. BLM!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
spring onion
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Date: August 26, 2020 08:39PM
Obese neighbor used our aquarium as a toilet last night - all our fish died. Mom is making dad clean out the bowel movement and dead fish. Grandma wants to throttle dad for letting this happen. My school, William Haswell Davis Preparatory School has gone fully virtual so Im back at home hoping Ill get a refund on housing...
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: August 26, 2020 09:52PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowel lives matter, that’s the bottom line.
> Think about what your rear end, your innards, your
> pipes, and starfish. The more you know you know.
> BLM!
When my neighbor talks about 'the bottom line', I know I'm going be getting some tonight...and so will he.
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> Bowel lives matter, that’s the bottom line.
> Think about what your rear end, your innards, your
> pipes, and starfish. The more you know you know.
> BLM!
When my neighbor talks about 'the bottom line', I know I'm going be getting some tonight...and so will he.
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Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 27, 2020 02:00PM
All I know is Mike Pence gave a wonderful speech last night. Very inspiring and excited about President Trumps as he’s brilliant.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
straight dude
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Date: August 27, 2020 02:21PM
One, too many wieners, in each of the gifs for most of us.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Obvi Onion
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Date: August 27, 2020 02:47PM
Pence's NOT exit only. Just sayin.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: August 27, 2020 02:55PM
Obvi Onion Wrote:
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> Pence's NOT exit only. Just sayin.
That's why my neighbor and I love him so much!
I was wearing nothing but my Mike Pence wig and Brown Onion hummed 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' while I gave him a 'backstage pass'.
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> Pence's NOT exit only. Just sayin.
That's why my neighbor and I love him so much!
I was wearing nothing but my Mike Pence wig and Brown Onion hummed 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' while I gave him a 'backstage pass'.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: August 27, 2020 02:55PM
I picked up some huge crab cakes to fry up for dinner tonight. They will go well with a bag of frozen french fries and a quart of coleslaw. My bowels are up for it!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
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Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: August 27, 2020 03:31PM
straight dude Wrote:
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> One, too many wieners, in each of the gifs for
> most of us.
That is what is so great about Brown Onion. He prefers the scat play of his male butt buddies, but he doesn't confine threads to just that.
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> One, too many wieners, in each of the gifs for
> most of us.
That is what is so great about Brown Onion. He prefers the scat play of his male butt buddies, but he doesn't confine threads to just that.
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Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
obtuse
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Date: August 27, 2020 03:44PM
Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups for scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful use of the internet tubes...
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: August 27, 2020 04:26PM
obtuse Wrote:
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> Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups for
> scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful use
> of the internet tubes...
More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain silent with our natural God-Given desires for too long. We will not be pushed back into silence again. My guess is you are still suffering scars from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
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> Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups for
> scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful use
> of the internet tubes...
More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain silent with our natural God-Given desires for too long. We will not be pushed back into silence again. My guess is you are still suffering scars from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Filthy Weezer
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Date: August 27, 2020 05:16PM
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> obtuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups
> for
> > scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful
> use
> > of the internet tubes...
>
> More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled
> fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> silent with our natural God-Given desires for too
> long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> again. My guess is you are still suffering scars
> from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our food is to be celebrated going in and coming out. Its natural.
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> obtuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups
> for
> > scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful
> use
> > of the internet tubes...
>
> More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled
> fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> silent with our natural God-Given desires for too
> long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> again. My guess is you are still suffering scars
> from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our food is to be celebrated going in and coming out. Its natural.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
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Date: August 27, 2020 10:35PM
Filthy Weezer Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obtuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups
> > for
> > > scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful
> > use
> > > of the internet tubes...
> >
> > More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled
> > fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> > silent with our natural God-Given desires for
> too
> > long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> > again. My guess is you are still suffering
> scars
> > from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
>
> Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our food
> is to be celebrated going in and coming out. Its
> natural.
Poopy Fartz wants to know if Filthy Weezer likes to play backgammon. Poopy Fartz has a DVD set of the fourth season of 'Cheers'. Poopy Fartz laughs and laughs when he watches 'Cheers' episodes. Filthy Weezer could come over and watch 'Cheers' and play Backgammon with Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz and Filthy Weezer could eat Hot pockets and drink White Claw. Does Filthy Weezer have to get up early or can Filthy Weezer stay out later than 9pm? Poopy Fartz has had it with early risers.
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obtuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like write-ups
> > for
> > > scat fetishists - what a strange and wasteful
> > use
> > > of the internet tubes...
> >
> > More hate filled bigotry by a superior boweled
> > fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> > silent with our natural God-Given desires for
> too
> > long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> > again. My guess is you are still suffering
> scars
> > from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
>
> Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our food
> is to be celebrated going in and coming out. Its
> natural.
Poopy Fartz wants to know if Filthy Weezer likes to play backgammon. Poopy Fartz has a DVD set of the fourth season of 'Cheers'. Poopy Fartz laughs and laughs when he watches 'Cheers' episodes. Filthy Weezer could come over and watch 'Cheers' and play Backgammon with Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz and Filthy Weezer could eat Hot pockets and drink White Claw. Does Filthy Weezer have to get up early or can Filthy Weezer stay out later than 9pm? Poopy Fartz has had it with early risers.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: August 28, 2020 08:20AM
Today is my last day of working from home and I am knocking off at noon. Kind of feels like a 3 day weekend. I am going to pick up some charcoal and a shitload of meats to cook outside all weekend. Going to get a couple cases of Budweiser too. My bowels are going to be tested this weekend!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: August 28, 2020 12:56PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Today is my last day of working from home and I am
> knocking off at noon. Kind of feels like a 3 day
> weekend. I am going to pick up some charcoal and a
> shitload of meats to cook outside all weekend.
> Going to get a couple cases of Budweiser too. My
> bowels are going to be tested this weekend!
What up BiBs! Your bowels got this Boiled!
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> Today is my last day of working from home and I am
> knocking off at noon. Kind of feels like a 3 day
> weekend. I am going to pick up some charcoal and a
> shitload of meats to cook outside all weekend.
> Going to get a couple cases of Budweiser too. My
> bowels are going to be tested this weekend!
What up BiBs! Your bowels got this Boiled!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Filthy Weezer
()
Date: August 28, 2020 01:37PM
Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Filthy Weezer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obtuse Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like
> write-ups
> > > for
> > > > scat fetishists - what a strange and
> wasteful
> > > use
> > > > of the internet tubes...
> > >
> > > More hate filled bigotry by a superior
> boweled
> > > fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> > > silent with our natural God-Given desires for
> > too
> > > long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> > > again. My guess is you are still suffering
> > scars
> > > from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
> >
> > Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our
> food
> > is to be celebrated going in and coming out.
> Its
> > natural.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz wants to know if Filthy Weezer likes
> to play backgammon. Poopy Fartz has a DVD set of
> the fourth season of 'Cheers'. Poopy Fartz laughs
> and laughs when he watches 'Cheers' episodes.
> Filthy Weezer could come over and watch 'Cheers'
> and play Backgammon with Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz
> and Filthy Weezer could eat Hot pockets and drink
> White Claw. Does Filthy Weezer have to get up
> early or can Filthy Weezer stay out later than
> 9pm? Poopy Fartz has had it with early risers.
Hi Poopy,
Yes I do play backgammon but it gets boring pretty quickly for me. And yes, I do engage in some ass-play from time to time and indeed feasting on our God given gift of solid waste. At the moment Im set though as Im in a meaningful relationship with more than adequate fulfillment of my various needs and appetites. I hope you find that special someone and thanks for reaching out.
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> Filthy Weezer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obtuse Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Unwholesome images, Penthouse-like
> write-ups
> > > for
> > > > scat fetishists - what a strange and
> wasteful
> > > use
> > > > of the internet tubes...
> > >
> > > More hate filled bigotry by a superior
> boweled
> > > fuck face. Us BiBs have been forced to remain
> > > silent with our natural God-Given desires for
> > too
> > > long. We will not be pushed back into silence
> > > again. My guess is you are still suffering
> > scars
> > > from a misguided potty training. GROW UP!
> >
> > Perhaps overzealous but quite correct. Our
> food
> > is to be celebrated going in and coming out.
> Its
> > natural.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz wants to know if Filthy Weezer likes
> to play backgammon. Poopy Fartz has a DVD set of
> the fourth season of 'Cheers'. Poopy Fartz laughs
> and laughs when he watches 'Cheers' episodes.
> Filthy Weezer could come over and watch 'Cheers'
> and play Backgammon with Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz
> and Filthy Weezer could eat Hot pockets and drink
> White Claw. Does Filthy Weezer have to get up
> early or can Filthy Weezer stay out later than
> 9pm? Poopy Fartz has had it with early risers.
Hi Poopy,
Yes I do play backgammon but it gets boring pretty quickly for me. And yes, I do engage in some ass-play from time to time and indeed feasting on our God given gift of solid waste. At the moment Im set though as Im in a meaningful relationship with more than adequate fulfillment of my various needs and appetites. I hope you find that special someone and thanks for reaching out.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Brown Onion likes this content
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Date: August 28, 2020 01:57PM
Are poopies really alive?
Another thought-provoking concept from Brown Onion.
Where would these threads be without his guidance?
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Another thought-provoking concept from Brown Onion.
Where would these threads be without his guidance?
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Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Fare Fax
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Date: August 28, 2020 08:28PM
Pop the Cork!
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Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: August 29, 2020 06:42AM
Having a big steak with 6 fried eggs and Texas toast for breakfast. My bowels are up for a challenge.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: August 29, 2020 08:45AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Having a big steak with 6 fried eggs and Texas
> toast for breakfast. My bowels are up for a
> challenge.
That is not a good choice. I am having half a grapefruit and a bowl of whole grain cheerios with skim milk.
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> Having a big steak with 6 fried eggs and Texas
> toast for breakfast. My bowels are up for a
> challenge.
That is not a good choice. I am having half a grapefruit and a bowl of whole grain cheerios with skim milk.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: August 29, 2020 02:49PM
In a couple hours I am going to light up some charcoal. Going to slow cook some pork country ribs to have with corn on the cob.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Rusty Craplace .
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Date: August 29, 2020 04:06PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> In a couple hours I am going to light up some
> charcoal. Going to slow cook some pork country
> ribs to have with corn on the cob.
How dare you flaunt your superior bowels. Brown Onion is still recovering from the Swanson Turkey pot pie he had for dinner last night. He has been suffering with painful constipation all day. He has been sitting on the groan throne for three hours and nothing has happened.
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> In a couple hours I am going to light up some
> charcoal. Going to slow cook some pork country
> ribs to have with corn on the cob.
How dare you flaunt your superior bowels. Brown Onion is still recovering from the Swanson Turkey pot pie he had for dinner last night. He has been suffering with painful constipation all day. He has been sitting on the groan throne for three hours and nothing has happened.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: August 30, 2020 03:12PM
Just finished 4 bratwursts on potato rolls with onions peppers and cheese. My bowels got this!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: August 30, 2020 03:36PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just finished 4 bratwursts on potato rolls with
> onions peppers and cheese. My bowels got this!
That seems excessive.
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> Just finished 4 bratwursts on potato rolls with
> onions peppers and cheese. My bowels got this!
That seems excessive.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
Rusty Crayplace .
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Date: August 30, 2020 03:39PM
toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > Just finished 4 bratwursts on potato rolls with
> > onions peppers and cheese. My bowels got this!
>
> That seems excessive.
Boiled Onion always brags about his youthful superior bowels.
He is a big meanie. Don't worry, he will learn.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just finished 4 bratwursts on potato rolls with
> > onions peppers and cheese. My bowels got this!
>
> That seems excessive.
Boiled Onion always brags about his youthful superior bowels.
He is a big meanie. Don't worry, he will learn.
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
image blocking onion
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Date: August 31, 2020 09:49AM
keep blocking those images!
Re: Bowel Lives Matter
Posted by:
onion bumper
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Date: February 13, 2021 12:19PM
onion bumpp