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Re: Block This
Posted by: This brings up the question ()
Date: May 14, 2020 12:42PM

Fosters grille burger with onion Wrote:
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> those foster grille burgers are good and easily
> digested.


Why are you eating dog food?

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Isn’t Meade ()
Date: May 14, 2020 03:06PM

https://youtu.be/Xg9aQvjMS60

It’s his son!
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Re: Block This
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 14, 2020 03:44PM

This working from home thing is starting to have negative effects on my bowels. I am making a nice 2 pound meatloaf with meat I got from WOW fresh meat in Centerville. I think that will help settle my bowels.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: A question about Meade ()
Date: May 14, 2020 04:23PM

Isn’t Meade Wrote:
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> https://youtu.be/Xg9aQvjMS60
>
> It’s his son!


Do you think Meade would let his child eat sushi?

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2020 06:45PM

Good heavens my gizzards scream looking at the photograph of those non bowel friendly foods. That literally just yells cinder blocks plus w telephone booth!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: gotdammit! ()
Date: May 14, 2020 06:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Good heavens my gizzards scream looking at the
> photograph of those non bowel friendly foods. That
> literally just yells cinder blocks plus w
> telephone booth!

Fuck. We were hoping you had died again. Go stick a couple cocktail muddlers up your ass to loosen things up.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 14, 2020 07:05PM

gotdammit! Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good heavens my gizzards scream looking at the
> > photograph of those non bowel friendly foods.
> That
> > literally just yells cinder blocks plus w
> > telephone booth!
>
> Fuck. We were hoping you had died again. Go
> stick a couple cocktail muddlers up your ass to
> loosen things up.

Brown Onion is here to teach us many things.
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2020 08:14PM

Got the honor of having Tina Turner singing “Proud Mary” to me and other classics in the bathroom. While I’m sure Ike could hit her so hard she would dance faster, I’m grateful to the insurance company as the midwives prepare me on the groan throne to lay out what’s probably an anvil with snelled hooks through my internal piping. Gludual cleft is a real issue. Tina thankfully still has some good vocals, and “Simply the Best” is motivating me to clear out the bowels with as minimal pain as possible.

It’s amazing to think she used to have a insurance policy on her legs through Sotheby’s of London. Guessing with Ike wearing the mustard stain wife beater, it was probably an expensive policy.

Now to heave and ho with these breathing exercises. Hoping to not destroy floor tiles too.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Gtfo.. ()
Date: May 14, 2020 08:37PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got the honor of having Tina Turner singing
> “Proud Mary” to me and other classics in the
> bathroom. While I’m sure Ike could hit her so
> hard she would dance faster, I’m grateful to the
> insurance company as the midwives prepare me on
> the groan throne to lay out what’s probably an
> anvil with snelled hooks through my internal
> piping. Gludual cleft is a real issue. Tina
> thankfully still has some good vocals, and
> “Simply the Best” is motivating me to clear
> out the bowels with as minimal pain as possible.
>
> It’s amazing to think she used to have a
> insurance policy on her legs through Sotheby’s
> of London. Guessing with Ike wearing the mustard
> stain wife beater, it was probably an expensive
> policy.
>
> Now to heave and ho with these breathing
> exercises. Hoping to not destroy floor tiles too.


FUCK OFF, BEH. YOUR POSTS ALL SUCK. GET A FUCKING LIFE.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 14, 2020 09:03PM

I’m glad Browns creative writing is pretty funny and helping him. A lot of younger folks may not understand but I found some good laughs.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 14, 2020 09:20PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I’m glad Browns creative writing is pretty funny
> and helping him. A lot of younger folks may not
> understand but I found some good laughs.


That is because you also have an unhealthy relationship with poop. It is good that you and BO have found each other. It is great that this forum is where all poop aficionados are welcome.
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Re: Block This
Posted by: BEH Trollfest ()
Date: May 14, 2020 09:32PM

Brown Onion = BEH
Rusty Craplace = BEH
5am Guy = BEH
miscavage = BEH
boiled onion = BEH
Poopyfartz = BEH
Sploosh! = BEH

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Re: Block This
Posted by: You forgot one ()
Date: May 15, 2020 12:02AM

BEH Trollfest Wrote:
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> Brown Onion = BEH
> Rusty Craplace = BEH
> 5am Guy = BEH
> miscavage = BEH
> boiled onion = BEH
> Poopyfartz = BEH
> Sploosh! = BEH


Shit giffer = BEH

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Re: Block This
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 07:45AM

BEH Trollfest Wrote:
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> Brown Onion = BEH
> Rusty Craplace = BEH
> 5am Guy = BEH
> miscavage = BEH
> boiled onion = BEH
> Poopyfartz = BEH
> Sploosh! = BEH

I cant speak for the others but I am me and only me.

Just finished a nice breakfast of turkey sausage patties 6 fried eggs and 4 slices of honey wheat toast heavily buttered. That is a bowel friendly breakfast!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 08:18AM

Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy golden pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re thinking, my bowels have got this especially with those probiotics added in. It’s easy to conceive in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.

Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee, yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it. Look in that container once these ingredients are mixed in for a complete picture of what your throwing at your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see the bowel busting and what will leave you screaming for Jesus on full display.

This is a good way to visualize what you’re doing to your bowels.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Observering Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 10:41AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy golden
> pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and
> sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are
> over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe
> there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee
> with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re
> thinking, my bowels have got this especially with
> those probiotics added in. It’s easy to conceive
> in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.
>
> Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee,
> yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it. Look
> in that container once these ingredients are mixed
> in for a complete picture of what your throwing at
> your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see the
> bowel busting and what will leave you screaming
> for Jesus on full display.
>
> This is a good way to visualize what you’re
> doing to your bowels.


Wow. Never thought of it like that.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 10:44AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy golden
> pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and
> sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are
> over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe
> there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee
> with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re
> thinking, my bowels have got this especially with
> those probiotics added in. It’s easy to conceive
> in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.
>
> Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee,
> yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it. Look
> in that container once these ingredients are mixed
> in for a complete picture of what your throwing at
> your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see the
> bowel busting and what will leave you screaming
> for Jesus on full display.
>
> This is a good way to visualize what you’re
> doing to your bowels.


When I was young I could eat all that like boiled onion could do today. In those days I never gave my bowels a second thought. I would go to pizza hut in the early 1990s and eat a entire supreme pan pizza with a pitcher of beer. I could go home and have a effortless elimination with only 2 minutes of groan throne time. Today however that is not the case. I eat fruit regularly and buy high fiber bread but eat very little cheese or meat. Even with a good diet I struggle. The struggle is real.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 15, 2020 11:31AM

Observering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy
> golden
> > pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and
> > sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are
> > over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe
> > there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee
> > with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re
> > thinking, my bowels have got this especially
> with
> > those probiotics added in. It’s easy to
> conceive
> > in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.
> >
> > Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee,
> > yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it.
> Look
> > in that container once these ingredients are
> mixed
> > in for a complete picture of what your throwing
> at
> > your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see
> the
> > bowel busting and what will leave you screaming
> > for Jesus on full display.
> >
> > This is a good way to visualize what you’re
> > doing to your bowels.
>
>
> Wow. Never thought of it like that.

Brown Onion is here to teach us all how to visualize poop 24/7!

He is a Godsend-I say-a Godsend.
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Re: Block This
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 11:35AM

Pizzas, buffalo wings, and cokes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: May 15, 2020 12:35PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Pizzas, buffalo wings, and cokes. Take that
> bowels.

Boiled inherited incredible bowels to process the risks. Looking forward to a Hungry Man frozen entrée with a small can of green beans later. What up BiBs!

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 15, 2020 12:40PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy
> golden
> > pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and
> > sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are
> > over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe
> > there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee
> > with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re
> > thinking, my bowels have got this especially
> with
> > those probiotics added in. It’s easy to
> conceive
> > in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.
> >
> > Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee,
> > yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it.
> Look
> > in that container once these ingredients are
> mixed
> > in for a complete picture of what your throwing
> at
> > your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see
> the
> > bowel busting and what will leave you screaming
> > for Jesus on full display.
> >
> > This is a good way to visualize what you’re
> > doing to your bowels.
>
>
> When I was young I could eat all that like boiled
> onion could do today. In those days I never gave
> my bowels a second thought. I would go to pizza
> hut in the early 1990s and eat a entire supreme
> pan pizza with a pitcher of beer. I could go home
> and have a effortless elimination with only 2
> minutes of groan throne time. Today however that
> is not the case. I eat fruit regularly and buy
> high fiber bread but eat very little cheese or
> meat. Even with a good diet I struggle. The
> struggle is real.

Hi toasted. Mid 40s here and agree. I used to take it for granted. Yet IBS and GERD. It sucks. Exercise, eat bland/decently, and I understand where Brown Onion is coming from. He’s been dealing with this crap a lot longer.

Good post Brown! Hope to see you and the pooch while out walking in the neighborhood.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 12:46PM

Why is dad licking off grill grease from the obese neighbor’s chest? Is this some sort of new exercise plan? These two are really strange.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 02:41PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Betcha you like the smell of those fluffy
> golden
> > pancakes, covered with the melted butter, and
> > sugary sweet maple syrup on them. The eggs are
> > over easy, the hash browns are crisp, maybe
> > there’s even a grapefruit and a cup of coffee
> > with orange juice. Add a yogurt and you’re
> > thinking, my bowels have got this especially
> with
> > those probiotics added in. It’s easy to
> conceive
> > in your mind, but let’s get down to reality.
> >
> > Put the pancakes, hash browns, eggs, coffee,
> > yogurt, and orange juice in a blender. Do it.
> Look
> > in that container once these ingredients are
> mixed
> > in for a complete picture of what your throwing
> at
> > your lower intestines. Now you can clearly see
> the
> > bowel busting and what will leave you screaming
> > for Jesus on full display.
> >
> > This is a good way to visualize what you’re
> > doing to your bowels.
>
>
> When I was young I could eat all that like boiled
> onion could do today. In those days I never gave
> my bowels a second thought. I would go to pizza
> hut in the early 1990s and eat a entire supreme
> pan pizza with a pitcher of beer. I could go home
> and have a effortless elimination with only 2
> minutes of groan throne time. Today however that
> is not the case. I eat fruit regularly and buy
> high fiber bread but eat very little cheese or
> meat. Even with a good diet I struggle. The
> struggle is real.

Oh yes. Unfortunately the betrayal of bowels. You are not alone. In fact you’re one of us. I used to eat whatever I wanted, with my conscience and bowels letting me sleep comfortably on greasy pizzas and microwave dinners. Swansons could be eaten with reckless abandon, now healthy foods are goulash.

Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but another had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender and put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream. Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the blender and let’s see what results. Do you now understand and have more sympathy for your bowels? I do and while I wish they didn’t betray me, I can only imagine tonight his lower intestines are going to rebel on him.

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Re: Block This
Date: May 15, 2020 03:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:

>
> Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but another
> had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender and
> put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy
> bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the blender
> and let’s see what results. Do you now
> understand and have more sympathy for your bowels?
> I do and while I wish they didn’t betray me, I
> can only imagine tonight his lower intestines are
> going to rebel on him.

You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you before that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had me a job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now and thens we would have a prisioner that waz so violent that he could not be trusted with a plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha Loaf. To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the menu that day in a food processor, salad, meat, bread , soup all together an we wood grind it up good. If it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz too wet we wood add flour. We would make that slop into a loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that loaf thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your idea bout the blender made me think of that. The guards wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide it under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!

God bless you mr brownonion.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 15, 2020 03:35PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > toasted onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but
> another
> > had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender
> and
> > put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> > Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy
> > bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the
> blender
> > and let’s see what results. Do you now
> > understand and have more sympathy for your
> bowels?
> > I do and while I wish they didn’t betray me,
> I
> > can only imagine tonight his lower intestines
> are
> > going to rebel on him.
>
> You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you before
> that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had me a
> job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now and
> thens we would have a prisioner that waz so
> violent that he could not be trusted with a
> plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha Loaf.
> To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the menu
> that day in a food processor, salad, meat, bread ,
> soup all together an we wood grind it up good. If
> it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz too wet
> we wood add flour. We would make that slop into a
> loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that loaf
> thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your idea
> bout the blender made me think of that. The guards
> wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide it
> under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!
>
> God bless you mr brownonion.

Yes, God Bless Brown Onion.

Before I discovered BO's threads, unless I was sick, I used to only think about potty right before or during my bathroom visits. I was so small-minded, Now I can't seem to think about anything else. When I sit down to eat, I don't judge a meal on how it tastes or how it satisfies my appetite or nourishment needs. I judge it on what it is going to do to my intestinal tract and what is going to come out my butt.
BROWN ONION DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR MY FECAL AWAKENING.

THIS IS FOR YOU BIG FELLA!
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Re: Block This
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 03:41PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > toasted onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but
> > another
> > > had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender
> > and
> > > put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> > > Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy
> > > bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the
> > blender
> > > and let’s see what results. Do you now
> > > understand and have more sympathy for your
> > bowels?
> > > I do and while I wish they didn’t betray
> me,
> > I
> > > can only imagine tonight his lower intestines
> > are
> > > going to rebel on him.
> >
> > You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you
> before
> > that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had me
> a
> > job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now and
> > thens we would have a prisioner that waz so
> > violent that he could not be trusted with a
> > plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha
> Loaf.
> > To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the
> menu
> > that day in a food processor, salad, meat, bread
> ,
> > soup all together an we wood grind it up good.
> If
> > it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz too
> wet
> > we wood add flour. We would make that slop into
> a
> > loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that loaf
> > thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your
> idea
> > bout the blender made me think of that. The
> guards
> > wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide it
> > under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!
> >
> > God bless you mr brownonion.
>
> Yes, God Bless Brown Onion.
>
> Before I discovered BO's threads, unless I was
> sick, I used to only think about potty right
> before or during my bathroom visits. I was so
> small-minded, Now I can't seem to think about
> anything else. When I sit down to eat, I don't
> judge a meal on how it tastes or how it satisfies
> my appetite or nourishment needs. I judge it on
> what it is going to do to my intestinal tract and
> what is going to come out my butt.
> BROWN ONION DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR MY FECAL
> AWAKENING.
>
> THIS IS FOR YOU BIG FELLA!


Sorry nobody can see your images.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 15, 2020 03:46PM

image blocking onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > toasted onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but
> > > another
> > > > had. Let’s look at the glass clear
> blender
> > > and
> > > > put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> > > > Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A
> candy
> > > > bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the
> > > blender
> > > > and let’s see what results. Do you now
> > > > understand and have more sympathy for your
> > > bowels?
> > > > I do and while I wish they didn’t betray
> > me,
> > > I
> > > > can only imagine tonight his lower
> intestines
> > > are
> > > > going to rebel on him.
> > >
> > > You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you
> > before
> > > that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had
> me
> > a
> > > job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now
> and
> > > thens we would have a prisioner that waz so
> > > violent that he could not be trusted with a
> > > plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha
> > Loaf.
> > > To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the
> > menu
> > > that day in a food processor, salad, meat,
> bread
> > ,
> > > soup all together an we wood grind it up
> good.
> > If
> > > it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz
> too
> > wet
> > > we wood add flour. We would make that slop
> into
> > a
> > > loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that
> loaf
> > > thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your
> > idea
> > > bout the blender made me think of that. The
> > guards
> > > wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide
> it
> > > under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!
> > >
> > > God bless you mr brownonion.
> >
> > Yes, God Bless Brown Onion.
> >
> > Before I discovered BO's threads, unless I was
> > sick, I used to only think about potty right
> > before or during my bathroom visits. I was so
> > small-minded, Now I can't seem to think about
> > anything else. When I sit down to eat, I don't
> > judge a meal on how it tastes or how it
> satisfies
> > my appetite or nourishment needs. I judge it on
> > what it is going to do to my intestinal tract
> and
> > what is going to come out my butt.
> > BROWN ONION DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR MY
> FECAL
> > AWAKENING.
> >
> > THIS IS FOR YOU BIG FELLA!
>
>
> Sorry nobody can see your images.

You need to open your browser and your mind. Brown Onion has taught us the glories of every aspect of poop. Why do you insist on limiting yourself? Your road to excrement enlightenment is just around the corner.

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Re: Block This
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 03:49PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > toasted onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
>
> >
> > Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but
> another
> > had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender
> and
> > put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> > Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy
> > bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the
> blender
> > and let’s see what results. Do you now
> > understand and have more sympathy for your
> bowels?
> > I do and while I wish they didn’t betray me,
> I
> > can only imagine tonight his lower intestines
> are
> > going to rebel on him.
>
> You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you before
> that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had me a
> job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now and
> thens we would have a prisioner that waz so
> violent that he could not be trusted with a
> plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha Loaf.
> To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the menu
> that day in a food processor, salad, meat, bread ,
> soup all together an we wood grind it up good. If
> it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz too wet
> we wood add flour. We would make that slop into a
> loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that loaf
> thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your idea
> bout the blender made me think of that. The guards
> wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide it
> under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!
>
> God bless you mr brownonion.


God bless you red onion. I hope during this Chinese virus you’ve kept your job and you and your bowels are doing well.

That sounds terrible. Every food and put into a loaf like that? Yuck! I hope the persons bowels survived this, as I shudder thinking about something so terrible.

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Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: May 15, 2020 03:57PM

Laughing. Throwing the goods in a kitchen blender. Brilliant! Funny too!!!!!!

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 15, 2020 04:55PM

My neighbor was moved from ICU yesterday and has regained consciousness. Unfortunately he is very groggy and unable to speak. Doctors say time will tell but they believe he may have suffered brain injury from the heart event he suffered. Even though the imposter (probably Clarence) keeps posting I thought some of you would want an update. Pray for our good friend.

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Date: May 15, 2020 05:54PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> My neighbor was moved from ICU yesterday and has
> regained consciousness. Unfortunately he is very
> groggy and unable to speak. Doctors say time will
> tell but they believe he may have suffered brain
> injury from the heart event he suffered. Even
> though the imposter (probably Clarence) keeps
> posting I thought some of you would want an
> update. Pray for our good friend.


You wish lol. Busting out. Your anger is so funny! Brown is just fine.

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Posted by: Historian Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:40PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My neighbor was moved from ICU yesterday and
> has
> > regained consciousness. Unfortunately he is
> very
> > groggy and unable to speak. Doctors say time
> will
> > tell but they believe he may have suffered
> brain
> > injury from the heart event he suffered. Even
> > though the imposter (probably Clarence) keeps
> > posting I thought some of you would want an
> > update. Pray for our good friend.
>
>
> You wish lol. Busting out. Your anger is so funny!
> Brown is just fine.

Funny you told us he died a month ago. He disappeared for a few weeks. I do think he is gone. What is wrong with you?

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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:43PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Laughing. Throwing the goods in a kitchen blender.
> Brilliant! Funny too!!!!!!


Small-minded individuals just don't get it. The most enlightened way to view food is to think of it as future poop.

Brown Onion has been a candle in the darkness of this fecal-phobic world.
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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 15, 2020 06:48PM

Historian Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My neighbor was moved from ICU yesterday and
> > has
> > > regained consciousness. Unfortunately he is
> > very
> > > groggy and unable to speak. Doctors say time
> > will
> > > tell but they believe he may have suffered
> > brain
> > > injury from the heart event he suffered.
> Even
> > > though the imposter (probably Clarence) keeps
> > > posting I thought some of you would want an
> > > update. Pray for our good friend.
> >
> >
> > You wish lol. Busting out. Your anger is so
> funny!
> > Brown is just fine.
>
> Funny you told us he died a month ago. He
> disappeared for a few weeks. I do think he is
> gone. What is wrong with you?


What is wrong with you? Impersonating me and putting up shit pictures? Just answered your question, and actually saw Brown earlier and based on his food processor response, he said he’s got something new. Wishing people death is impolite where I come from. It’s just rude.

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2020 07:30PM

For those who didn’t interpret the food processor as your bowels, I want you to get a industrial grade, preferably a fire fighter ventilation fan and put it in any room of your house with white walls.

You can throw a whole large combination pizza at it, or piece by piece, and see what becomes of the slathering of cheese, tomato sauce, dough, meats, and vegetables as they defy gravity. Your walls will represent what such a good item does to your entrails.

Seriously think before you eat, especially once you’ve reached the age where your bowels have betrayed you. How are your bowels?

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Posted by: baby onion ring ()
Date: May 16, 2020 12:01AM

Hope all is well. Have a good weekend.

I ordered pizza last night and have had four movements today. I'm a little impacted and had to use coconut oil again.

I don't do well with heat either.

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Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 16, 2020 06:10AM

Going through the Roy Rogers drive thru as soon as they open. Two sausage egg platters with biscuits and potatoes will be good for the bowels. Maybe a couple side orders of sausage gravy too!

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Date: May 16, 2020 07:54AM

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Date: May 16, 2020 08:19AM

had red bowl last night.

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