red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > toasted onion Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Here’s what a neighbor, no not Rusty but
> another
> > had. Let’s look at the glass clear blender
> and
> > put these together. Waffles. Whipped cream.
> > Blueberries. Potato’s. Bacon. Eggs. A candy
> > bear. Soda and coffee. Put that all in the
> blender
> > and let’s see what results. Do you now
> > understand and have more sympathy for your
> bowels?
> > I do and while I wish they didn’t betray me,
> I
> > can only imagine tonight his lower intestines
> are
> > going to rebel on him.
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> You know Mr Brownonion I thinks I told you before
> that when I waz in prizon fo 66 months I had me a
> job workin in tha prizon kitchen. Every now and
> thens we would have a prisioner that waz so
> violent that he could not be trusted with a
> plastic spoon. We would haf to cook him tha Loaf.
> To make tha loaf we put whatever waz on the menu
> that day in a food processor, salad, meat, bread ,
> soup all together an we wood grind it up good. If
> it waz too dry we wood add water if it waz too wet
> we wood add flour. We would make that slop into a
> loaf an bake it. I remember lookin at that loaf
> thinkin bout how bad it looked and all. Your idea
> bout the blender made me think of that. The guards
> wood put that loaf on a paper towel an slide it
> under the prizioners cell door. It waz nasty!
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> God bless you mr brownonion.
Yes, God Bless Brown Onion.
Before I discovered BO's threads, unless I was sick, I used to only think about potty right before or during my bathroom visits. I was so small-minded, Now I can't seem to think about anything else. When I sit down to eat, I don't judge a meal on how it tastes or how it satisfies my appetite or nourishment needs. I judge it on what it is going to do to my intestinal tract and what is going to come out my butt.
BROWN ONION DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR MY FECAL AWAKENING.
THIS IS FOR YOU BIG FELLA!
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