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I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: Phantom shitter ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:47PM

Will have to venture out to get more. TP that is.

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: go to wegmans ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:48PM

Phantom shitter Wrote:
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> Will have to venture out to get more. TP that is.


LMFAO

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: Walmart out forever ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:48PM

I need some too..I had to buy napkins and Kleenex from Walmart

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: peep ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:49PM

That's a great idea. All you have to do is wash & reuse.

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: install a bidet ()
Date: March 22, 2020 03:05PM

then your asswipe use will plummet

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: Senor clean ()
Date: March 22, 2020 03:30PM

peep Wrote:
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> That's a great idea. All you have to do is wash &
> reuse.


Those skid marks are going to be tough to get out.

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: peep ()
Date: March 22, 2020 04:32PM

Senor clean Wrote:
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> Those skid marks are going to be tough to get out.



With every problem there is (almost) always a solution. In this case, bleach is the solution. Lots of bleach.

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Re: I ran out of TP so had to use socks
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:30PM

Gerry's face might be a good substitute

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