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Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2020 05:59PM

To the dumb pollack who keeps photography bombing my or other bowel related threads,

You truly are a despicable little PMS scrawny keyboarding warrior. You probably think you’re all that. Before you were born out of your moms asshole as shit on the mattress, I served our nation proudly and had a great career at IBM. You probably think you know it all, but as you hide behind a keyboard blocking free speech, I was in foreign lands eliminating threats to freedom including yours. A shame your mom didn’t use a coat hanger to get rid of you, as unfortunately us taxpayers are paying your salary and for you to get your frozen foods. You are an ungrateful turd. You can’t block the threads all you want, myself and others will make more, so you’re actually failing on what you consider to be your 1st amendment mission in your moms basement. My bowels are clear now, so my message to you is to continue being stupid, and it will only increase more IBS awareness and the number of views us with IBS get. Your choice ass clown. Grow up and learn to adult. I hope you are castrated so you can’t breed. Maybe we can pay for the vasectomy of your tiny testicles.

Brown Onion

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2020 06:21PM

Hungry Man beef patty dinner (over 1 lb. of food) and two Reese’s Klondike Bars for dessert. Take that bowels!

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 21, 2020 06:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To the dumb pollack who keeps photography bombing
> my or other bowel related threads,
>
> You truly are a despicable little PMS scrawny
> keyboarding warrior. You probably think you’re
> all that. Before you were born out of your moms
> asshole as shit on the mattress, I served our
> nation proudly and had a great career at IBM. You
> probably think you know it all, but as you hide
> behind a keyboard blocking free speech, I was in
> foreign lands eliminating threats to freedom
> including yours. A shame your mom didn’t use a
> coat hanger to get rid of you, as unfortunately us
> taxpayers are paying your salary and for you to
> get your frozen foods. You are an ungrateful turd.
> You can’t block the threads all you want, myself
> and others will make more, so you’re actually
> failing on what you consider to be your 1st
> amendment mission in your moms basement. My bowels
> are clear now, so my message to you is to continue
> being stupid, and it will only increase more IBS
> awareness and the number of views us with IBS get.
> Your choice ass clown. Grow up and learn to adult.
> I hope you are castrated so you can’t breed.
> Maybe we can pay for the vasectomy of your tiny
> testicles.
>
> Brown Onion


Well put Brown. I’m quite frustrated too as your efforts over the years are impressive.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Scary sort of illness ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To the dumb pollack who keeps photography bombing
> my or other bowel related threads,
>
> You truly are a despicable little PMS scrawny
> keyboarding warrior. You probably think you’re
> all that. Before you were born out of your moms
> asshole as shit on the mattress, I served our
> nation proudly and had a great career at IBM. You
> probably think you know it all, but as you hide
> behind a keyboard blocking free speech, I was in
> foreign lands eliminating threats to freedom
> including yours. A shame your mom didn’t use a
> coat hanger to get rid of you, as unfortunately us
> taxpayers are paying your salary and for you to
> get your frozen foods. You are an ungrateful turd.
> You can’t block the threads all you want, myself
> and others will make more, so you’re actually
> failing on what you consider to be your 1st
> amendment mission in your moms basement. My bowels
> are clear now, so my message to you is to continue
> being stupid, and it will only increase more IBS
> awareness and the number of views us with IBS get.
> Your choice ass clown. Grow up and learn to adult.
> I hope you are castrated so you can’t breed.
> Maybe we can pay for the vasectomy of your tiny
> testicles.
>
> Brown Onion


Boo Hoo Hoo...
The bigoted hate-filled freak is upset and throwing a conniption fit over not being able to post his odious poop tales unfettered.

How fucking sad.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 21, 2020 08:37PM

Scary sort of illness Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the dumb pollack who keeps photography
> bombing
> > my or other bowel related threads,
> >
> > You truly are a despicable little PMS scrawny
> > keyboarding warrior. You probably think
> you’re
> > all that. Before you were born out of your moms
> > asshole as shit on the mattress, I served our
> > nation proudly and had a great career at IBM.
> You
> > probably think you know it all, but as you hide
> > behind a keyboard blocking free speech, I was
> in
> > foreign lands eliminating threats to freedom
> > including yours. A shame your mom didn’t use
> a
> > coat hanger to get rid of you, as unfortunately
> us
> > taxpayers are paying your salary and for you to
> > get your frozen foods. You are an ungrateful
> turd.
> > You can’t block the threads all you want,
> myself
> > and others will make more, so you’re actually
> > failing on what you consider to be your 1st
> > amendment mission in your moms basement. My
> bowels
> > are clear now, so my message to you is to
> continue
> > being stupid, and it will only increase more
> IBS
> > awareness and the number of views us with IBS
> get.
> > Your choice ass clown. Grow up and learn to
> adult.
> > I hope you are castrated so you can’t breed.
> > Maybe we can pay for the vasectomy of your tiny
> > testicles.
> >
> > Brown Onion
>
>
> Boo Hoo Hoo...
> The bigoted hate-filled freak is upset and
> throwing a conniption fit over not being able to
> post his odious poop tales unfettered.
>
> How fucking sad.


No you are. You wouldn’t get through 4 hours of boot camp without needing to use your sensitivity card regularly.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: March 21, 2020 08:55PM

If all the BIB/s would just block images everything would be just fine!

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Mx4 ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:40PM

I support the work of BO and others. Let this thread stand.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:30PM

Mx4 Wrote:
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> I support the work of BO and others. Let this
> thread stand.


I support Brown Onion too. I'm not sure what 'work' he actually does 'butt' he does provide excellent imagery.



Let's all basque in the glory of poop!
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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:41PM

Putting up shit pics and your obsession with Brown are very troublesome.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:53PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Putting up shit pics and your obsession with Brown
> are very troublesome.


No one is obsessed with Brown Onion more than you.

Brown Onion is a person who has fantasies that the Vice President is in the Klo with him helping him poop. Does that really seem 'normal' to you?
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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:58PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Putting up shit pics and your obsession with
> Brown
> > are very troublesome.
>
>
> No one is obsessed with Brown Onion more than
> you.
>
> Brown Onion is a person who has fantasies that the
> Vice President is in the Klo with him helping him
> poop. Does that really seem 'normal' to you?


And you constantly harass brown, others, and put up nasty pics like this. Seriously other than showing how crazy you are, what’s your goal? I don’t agree with some of browns views/stories but do you have any medical issues other than the ones that cause you to post such filth and mock a veteran who has actually been out in the community, who also helps bring other elderly folks to doctors appointments? Brown is a solid man, maybe other than not liking his stories, perhaps you could have his decency and learn from him.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: March 21, 2020 11:18PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Putting up shit pics and your obsession with
> > Brown
> > > are very troublesome.
> >
> >
> > No one is obsessed with Brown Onion more than
> > you.
> >
> > Brown Onion is a person who has fantasies that
> the
> > Vice President is in the Klo with him helping
> him
> > poop. Does that really seem 'normal' to you?
>
>
> And you constantly harass brown, others, and put
> up nasty pics like this. Seriously other than
> showing how crazy you are, what’s your goal? I
> don’t agree with some of browns views/stories
> but do you have any medical issues other than the
> ones that cause you to post such filth and mock a
> veteran who has actually been out in the
> community, who also helps bring other elderly
> folks to doctors appointments? Brown is a solid
> man, maybe other than not liking his stories,
> perhaps you could have his decency and learn from
> him.

Brown dumps his foul stories and that is his red wagon. Let me have mine.

What solutions has Brown ever offered for his problems?

He just dumps his fixations instead of actually getting help for his issues.

If you were actually a friend, you should be man enough to tell him the truth.
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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 08:27AM

Today is the sabbath, the lords day. Please do not sin and take a rest and pray.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:04AM

It’s bad timing with this Chinese virus, that I cannot get out and meet church members about IBS. Every church I’ve called is closed. While dealing with the results of the bat eaters from China is frustrating, these houses of worship are making the right decision to close their doors. I wish that our bowel problems could go away but they won’t. Later today I plan on carrying a poster with the Bristol Stool Guides and other information, to parks in McLean to educate others about IBS. The weather is decent, so hope to bring this and good conversation with families out and about.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:11AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s bad timing with this Chinese virus, that I
> cannot get out and meet church members about IBS.
> Every church I’ve called is closed. While
> dealing with the results of the bat eaters from
> China is frustrating, these houses of worship are
> making the right decision to close their doors. I
> wish that our bowel problems could go away but
> they won’t. Later today I plan on carrying a
> poster with the Bristol Stool Guides and other
> information, to parks in McLean to educate others
> about IBS. The weather is decent, so hope to bring
> this and good conversation with families out and
> about.

Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing okay. Just wanted to let you know it looks like I will have completed my first year of college with a 3.8 grade point average. Not perfect but pretty good I think! Thank you for the kind words and inspiration over the last few years.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:23AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It’s bad timing with this Chinese virus, that
> I
> > cannot get out and meet church members about
> IBS.
> > Every church I’ve called is closed. While
> > dealing with the results of the bat eaters from
> > China is frustrating, these houses of worship
> are
> > making the right decision to close their doors.
> I
> > wish that our bowel problems could go away but
> > they won’t. Later today I plan on carrying a
> > poster with the Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > information, to parks in McLean to educate
> others
> > about IBS. The weather is decent, so hope to
> bring
> > this and good conversation with families out
> and
> > about.
>
> Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing okay. Just
> wanted to let you know it looks like I will have
> completed my first year of college with a 3.8
> grade point average. Not perfect but pretty good I
> think! Thank you for the kind words and
> inspiration over the last few years.


Damn that’s beyond super! A 3.8 gpa is great! I’m very proud of you spring Onion! Excellent work! Do you have any good plans for the summer. You’re a great young American and I hope others will wish you well as that’s incredible. Very well done and I will let Matilda know also.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:35AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It’s bad timing with this Chinese virus,
> that
> > I
> > > cannot get out and meet church members about
> > IBS.
> > > Every church I’ve called is closed. While
> > > dealing with the results of the bat eaters
> from
> > > China is frustrating, these houses of worship
> > are
> > > making the right decision to close their
> doors.
> > I
> > > wish that our bowel problems could go away
> but
> > > they won’t. Later today I plan on carrying
> a
> > > poster with the Bristol Stool Guides and
> other
> > > information, to parks in McLean to educate
> > others
> > > about IBS. The weather is decent, so hope to
> > bring
> > > this and good conversation with families out
> > and
> > > about.
> >
> > Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing okay. Just
> > wanted to let you know it looks like I will
> have
> > completed my first year of college with a 3.8
> > grade point average. Not perfect but pretty good
> I
> > think! Thank you for the kind words and
> > inspiration over the last few years.
>
>
> Damn that’s beyond super! A 3.8 gpa is great!
> I’m very proud of you spring Onion! Excellent
> work! Do you have any good plans for the summer.
> You’re a great young American and I hope others
> will wish you well as that’s incredible. Very
> well done and I will let Matilda know also.


I have a summer hospital job lined up here in the Richmond area. After I graduate next year I plan to stay with Grandma as her health is not bad but not the best. She has helped me by giving me a free place to live and paying half my tuition so I am going to help take care of her. Please send Matilda my very best and God bless you both.

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: March 22, 2020 10:26AM

Congrats Spring Onion. Brown told me about you and keep it up!

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:07PM

I was at Walmart this morning. They had big bags of frozen burritos on sale so I got 4 bags. My freezer is full now and my bowels are ready!

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Re: Dear Bowel Blocker
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:53PM

boiled, are you blocking images?

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