Jiff Creamy Style Onion Wrote:
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> I know when my asshole starts itching the
> peanutbutter shit in my rectum has melted out. I
> go to the bathroom and get the tp and wipe - its
> just like I just had a movement - paper is filled
> with levin's. Handwashing and underwear change
> follows. Why is this happening to me?
There is a solution for that. Get a fucking bidet you idiot.
If you are too poor to afford a fixture, you can build yourself a redneck bidet for less than $20.
Nobody wants to hear about your stupid complaints that you are unwilling to address yourself. Now kindly Fuck Off. You are boring.