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Toilet paper calculator, make sure you have enough TP!
Posted by: Wkkd ()
Date: March 20, 2020 08:52PM

I didn’t read entire article, but do they compensate, for people with ass problems, such as hemorrhoids?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/tldr/2020/3/19/21186029/toilet-paper-calculator-coronavirus-self-isolation-how-long-it-lasts

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Posted by: Short term outlook ()
Date: March 20, 2020 09:29PM

Now that the initial panic is over most stores have returned to normal. Many still do not have paper products, but it will not take long for those inventories to build back up. The people that bought 144 rolls of toilet paper are not going to buy more. The people that bought 48 rolls probably will not buy more. People will go back to their normal shopping habits as we settle down into our new lives for the duration. Toilet paper is less of a concern at this point. It is people being out of work. People without money. People watching their retirements disappear. The headlines coming in April are going to be about the rise in suicides. I guarantee it.

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Posted by: Fuck You!!!!!! ()
Date: March 20, 2020 09:32PM

Short term outlook Wrote:
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> Now that the initial panic is over most stores
> have returned to normal. Many still do not have
> paper products, but it will not take long for
> those inventories to build back up. The people
> that bought 144 rolls of toilet paper are not
> going to buy more. The people that bought 48 rolls
> probably will not buy more. People will go back to
> their normal shopping habits as we settle down
> into our new lives for the duration. Toilet paper
> is less of a concern at this point. It is people
> being out of work. People without money. People
> watching their retirements disappear. The
> headlines coming in April are going to be about
> the rise in suicides. I guarantee it.

Cool story bro!

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Posted by: Bought 20 bottles ofJack Daniels ()
Date: March 20, 2020 10:03PM

I anticipated a nice period (say 6-8 weeks) of unemployment. Booze helps pass the time, and calm my nerves.

Turns out, boss says we're all going to telecommute.

Guess I'll share with the neighbors - we can drink it in my backyard if the weather's nice, as long as everyone stays a few feet apart.

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Posted by: nigga please ()
Date: March 20, 2020 10:08PM

Nigga I have been to the Costco 10 times in eight days and ain't been able to buy one fucking roll of asswipe. Ain't nothing normal about that. No paper towels either.

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Posted by: Not the brightest bulb ()
Date: March 20, 2020 10:44PM

I suck at math. Better to just get as much as I can fit in my car.

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Posted by: been there done that........... ()
Date: March 20, 2020 11:44PM

Of you can go to the store and buy several packages of cheap washcloths. After you take a dump, wash your ass a wet washcloth and throw it in the laundry. No different from the days when parents used washcloths and cloth diapers for infants. Shit, clean, launder, repeat.

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Posted by: v4fn3 ()
Date: March 20, 2020 11:50PM

Am I the only one here who had to use a shirt?

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Posted by: Muqtada al muhammed ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:45AM

Do none of you infidels possess a left hand?

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Posted by: Mentally and physically exhauste ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:57AM

nigga please Wrote:
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> Nigga I have been to the Costco 10 times in eight
> days and ain't been able to buy one fucking roll
> of asswipe. Ain't nothing normal about that. No
> paper towels either.


LMFAO same here except Walmart four times.

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Posted by: funny but sad ()
Date: March 21, 2020 08:03AM

v4fn3 Wrote:
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> Am I the only one here who had to use a shirt?


nah it was on the news that people are using shreds of shirts and it's clogging their sewer systems in nyc lol

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Posted by: get that paper ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:43PM

https://i.imgur.com/r6weCDm.mp4

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Re: Toilet paper calculator, make sure you have enough TP!
Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:54PM

REPEAT..DONT FLUSH YOUR SHIT SHIRT DOWN THE TOILET!

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