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I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:04PM

The Coronavirus is in the water.

No, but I really haven't due to no work and I don't stink and my family hasn't mentioned it. It's weird.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Inbred Iranian With a Gay Dad ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:23PM

Dirty Birdy Wrote:
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> The Coronavirus is in the water.
>
> No, but I really haven't due to no work and I
> don't stink and my family hasn't mentioned it.
> It's weird.

You sound like Gerry and his inbred third world Iranian cocksucking dad except they don’t shower ever. Third world cave dwelling Iranian sandniggers like Gerry and his gay dad love to smell like curry, shit, urine and cum.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:26PM

Honestly I do have a little hint of Indian or middle eastern smell to me. I've always thought that the smell was from their food. I used to like it.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Gerry’s Food Causes BO ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:30PM

Dirty Birdy Wrote:
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> Honestly I do have a little hint of Indian or
> middle eastern smell to me. I've always thought
> that the smell was from their food. I used to like
> it.

If you eat a lot of curry it makes you smell like piss and BO. You would probably turn on Gerry and his gay daddy.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Trixie Sue ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:39PM

You haven't had sex in a week? Sucks to be you.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:40PM

Trixie Sue Wrote:
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> You haven't had sex in a week? Sucks to be you.

I never said that..

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Trixie Sue ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:45PM

Dirty Birdy Wrote:
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> Trixie Sue Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You haven't had sex in a week? Sucks to be you.
>
> I never said that..

Yuck! Please shower for your wife. Everyday! Poor women.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 16, 2020 03:48PM

I literally can't. I'm depressed or something.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: had a college roomie like you ()
Date: March 16, 2020 06:05PM

slovenly bastard never showered, never did laundry.

I got sick of it, recruited some fellow dormies, and we grabbed him, plus a basket of his filthy clothes, and tossed him AND his laundry into the campus fountain.

The next semester, he requested a new room with a different roomie, so this actually worked out even better than I had planned.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: March 16, 2020 08:14PM

Dirty Birdy, you’re lying to yourself and everyone else. YOU STINK! Now go bathe you nasty bastard

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 16, 2020 08:25PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> Dirty Birdy, you’re lying to yourself and
> everyone else. YOU STINK! Now go bathe you nasty bastard

Only a little. It's not so bad that I am offending anyone. My family hasn't said anything.

I just feel like it would be a waste to shower at night because I'm just going to bed. Then when I wake up I'm too tired and waste the day and it just repeats.

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow so I will be showering. This is the longest I've ever done this and I'm just fascinated by the lack of smell.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Mark j ()
Date: March 16, 2020 10:51PM

That’s what you think...

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: xr8 ()
Date: March 20, 2020 08:58AM

If you are an A rab cab driver you have a couple more weeks without a shower to go and you will be right on your normal schecule...does your wife throw up much when you rape her...?

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Dirty Birdy ()
Date: March 20, 2020 10:47AM

Wow, that kind of thing isn't necessary to say. But to answer your question..no, she's asleep.

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Re: I haven't showered in a week
Posted by: Curiouser ()
Date: March 21, 2020 07:29PM

Hey Dirty just curious does she have big titties?

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