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It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: basement dweller ()
Date: December 25, 2019 06:31AM

Fuck my life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Homebody ()
Date: December 25, 2019 06:34AM

Welcome!

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Puzzle Piece ()
Date: December 25, 2019 06:46AM

Once you have visited this site you are never alone. You get a free life-time subscription to 24x7x365 digital surveillance by the new Trump regime, courtesy of Mother Russia.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Recon Rick ()
Date: December 25, 2019 06:53AM

Go to Fairfax Hospital parking garage and meet up with Gerry. You two could be lonely together.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Date: December 25, 2019 06:58AM

I'm currently sitting in the garage. It's cold. Sherpa is with me. We're about to move up to the next level in the parking garage.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/25/2019 06:59AM by Banana RepubIicans.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: basement dweller ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:02AM

Everyone I ever loved is either dead or in prison. Fuck my life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Date: December 25, 2019 07:03AM

basement dweller Wrote:
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> Everyone I ever loved is either dead or in prison.
> Fuck my life.


Sherpa and I feel your pain. Everyone we know is either on a barn or at the vet.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: basement dweller ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:06AM

I'm having a microwave breakfast bowl (walmart brand) and a diet Dr Pepper for Christmas breakfast. Fuck my life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Date: December 25, 2019 07:08AM

basement dweller Wrote:
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> I'm having a microwave breakfast bowl (walmart
> brand) and a diet Dr Pepper for Christmas
> breakfast. Fuck my life.


Nothing better to wash away the goat cum than a nice bowl of diet Dr. Pepper.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Curious Cal ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:13AM

basement dweller Wrote:
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> I'm having a microwave breakfast bowl (walmart
> brand) and a diet Dr Pepper for Christmas
> breakfast. Fuck my life.


What will you have for lunch? 7-11 hot dog and a grape Fanta?

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: FU ALL ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:15AM

A peaceful Christmas morning - could have rolled over and put her head through the wall, but chose the smoked flower aroma therapy with a double-barreled dip of copenhagen while chugging coffee and watching the dog piss steam on the frosty lawn as orange dawn sun comes up.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: basement dweller ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:16AM

Curious Cal Wrote:
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> basement dweller Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm having a microwave breakfast bowl (walmart
> > brand) and a diet Dr Pepper for Christmas
> > breakfast. Fuck my life.
>
>
> What will you have for lunch? 7-11 hot dog and a
> grape Fanta?


Baloney and mayo on white with a Busch beer. Fuck my life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Couldn't Sleep ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:19AM

Dude left the Christmas lights on all night.
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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Christmas Passed ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:31AM

Ah, remember the Good 'Ol Days when the Bad Elf's from the South Pole were Tea Baggers, before they became TrumpTards?
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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: American. ()
Date: December 25, 2019 07:42AM

I've heard there's a wicked war a-blazing
And the taste of war I know so very well
Even now I see the foreign flag a-raising
Their guns on fire as we sail into hell
I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrow
But how bitter will be this last farewell
For you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly
More dearly than the spoken word can tell
For you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly
More dearly than the spoken word can tell.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Roger Whitaker ()
Date: December 25, 2019 08:12AM

American. Wrote:
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> I've heard there's a wicked war a-blazing
> And the taste of war I know so very well
> Even now I see the foreign flag a-raising
> Their guns on fire as we sail into hell
> I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrow
> But how bitter will be this last farewell
> For you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly
> More dearly than the spoken word can tell
> For you are beautiful, I have loved you dearly
> More dearly than the spoken word can tell.

That’s my song, and I am British

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: delmer fingtone. ()
Date: December 25, 2019 08:32AM

Christmas sucks.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Life gives lemons, make whiskey ()
Date: December 25, 2019 10:58AM

Christmas will be only as enjoyable as you make it. I had a drinking problem for 20 years and my wife and kids left me when I couldn’t get a hold of myself. I sobered up and have spent the last 8 Christmases alone. I get myself maybe 2 or 3 things, and make a nice meal for myself. I’ll also go visit the old folks home down the street to spend time with some of the elderly there that have no one to share the holiday spirit with. It’s food for my soul. Try to find some joy. Every day above ground is a good day my friend! Merry Christmas!

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Date: December 25, 2019 12:24PM

Seems like this thread really triggered my basement dwelling ffxu addict bitch. Imagine ffxu being the only thing you have going on life. Of course you would be a mindless racist Trumptard yearning to belong to something while hating the opposite sex.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: feliz navidad ()
Date: December 25, 2019 12:31PM

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: basement dweller ()
Date: December 25, 2019 12:52PM

Life gives lemons, make whiskey Wrote:
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> Christmas will be only as enjoyable as you make
> it. I had a drinking problem for 20 years and my
> wife and kids left me when I couldn’t get a hold
> of myself. I sobered up and have spent the last 8
> Christmases alone. I get myself maybe 2 or 3
> things, and make a nice meal for myself. I’ll
> also go visit the old folks home down the street
> to spend time with some of the elderly there that
> have no one to share the holiday spirit with.
> It’s food for my soul. Try to find some joy.
> Every day above ground is a good day my friend!
> Merry Christmas!


Thanks. I am sitting here drinking Miller high life and watching parking wars. Once I get about 20 beers in me I am going to pass out. I don't go back to work till Monday so I have a long lonely 4 days ahead of me. Going to get two more cases of beer tomorrow but will have to eat ramen noodles till I get paid on Friday.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Dan the drunk ()
Date: December 25, 2019 01:26PM

It doesn’t sound too bad. I drink two cases of beer everyday.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: 4trgewd ()
Date: December 25, 2019 02:08PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

AND HUNTER BIDEN HAS A NEW ADDED MANSION

AND MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVE HIGH PAYING JOBS IN FX CO GOV THAN EVER

GO TO HELL G2

YOU TRY AT PROPAGANDA, YOU TRY


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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: O.P. ()
Date: December 25, 2019 02:29PM

^^ Somebody is getting trolled hard by Gerry. Thinks everyone is Gerry.^^

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: feltersnatch. ()
Date: July 28, 2020 05:12PM

O.P. Wrote:
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> ^^ Somebody is getting trolled hard by Gerry.
> Thinks everyone is Gerry.^^

Yes Gerry got into this kids head.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Get on this shot bitch ()
Date: July 28, 2020 05:16PM

We need a “did I post in this thread” option, where’s this Jew mutha fucka!

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: chicken smoker ()
Date: July 28, 2020 08:32PM

smoked chicken thighs on Christmas day are so awesome.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: poll smoker ()
Date: August 21, 2020 07:13AM

chicken smoker Wrote:
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> smoked chicken thighs on Christmas day are so
> awesome.

sounds nasty.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Can you believe ()
Date: August 21, 2020 09:30AM

Christmas is only a few weeks away

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: joe sleepy ()
Date: August 21, 2020 10:07AM

Can you believe Wrote:
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> Christmas is only a few weeks away


You mean it will be like Christmas when sleepy Joe wins the election?

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Blob Evans ()
Date: August 22, 2020 07:47AM

I like making buckwheat pancakes with real maple syrup and thick sliced crispy bacon on the side for Christmas breakfast. I serve the food up to my loving family though unlike the OP.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Hoss ()
Date: September 14, 2020 03:11PM

I lost my job and my wife and my kid and my home. All I own is some clothes and a 2006 Honda Accord. I live alone in a 175 dollar a week motel room in Front Royal. My life sucks worse than anybody I know.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: you scored ()
Date: September 14, 2020 04:19PM

Hoss Wrote:
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> I lost my job and my wife and my kid and my home.
> All I own is some clothes and a 2006 Honda Accord.
> I live alone in a 175 dollar a week motel room in
> Front Royal. My life sucks worse than anybody I
> know.

That is a pretty good rate. I like the Holiday Inn Blue Ridge Shadows or the Marriott Town Place. The Holiday Inn is nicer IMHO and has a small restaurant attached and the pool is indoor vs. outdoor for Marriott. Even the government rate is closer to $100 for both though which is 4x what you are paying. How did you get such a good deal?

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: yes.. ()
Date: September 14, 2020 09:28PM

joe sleepy Wrote:
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> Can you believe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Christmas is only a few weeks away
>
>
> You mean it will be like Christmas when sleepy Joe
> wins the election?

yes

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: September 15, 2020 12:06AM

Hoss Wrote:
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> I lost my job and my wife and my kid and my home.
> All I own is some clothes and a 2006 Honda Accord.
> I live alone in a 175 dollar a week motel room in
> Front Royal. My life sucks worse than anybody I
> know.

That sucks, Hoss. But you'll get back on your feet eventually. You just have to keep it moving. Don't sit around feeling sorry for yourself or focus on what you lost.

Focus on getting a new job. Saving some money and thinking about how happy you'll be when things get better. And they will get better.

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: house smellin yummy ()
Date: October 22, 2022 11:30AM

Soon my house will smell yummy.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Japanese Maple ()
Date: October 22, 2022 12:41PM

Hi JP!

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Jasper Jones ()
Date: October 22, 2022 12:49PM

Oh you are so sad. I know I can perk you up. Interested?

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Steak Wid ()
Date: October 22, 2022 01:18PM

Sounds like gay stuff.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: lucky. ()
Date: October 22, 2022 02:01PM

You lucky bastard! Every chrismas my chrismas wish is to be alone, and it never comes true.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: Its Close to Mid Terms ()
Date: October 22, 2022 02:03PM

Lots of Democrats are not doing well , they are in bed with the covers pulled over their heads

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: pizza beer and weed ()
Date: October 22, 2022 05:02PM

lucky. Wrote:
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> You lucky bastard! Every chrismas my chrismas wish
> is to be alone, and it never comes true.

Yeah, a few years back I had to be out of town on business over Thanksgiving. I had 3 days alone in a nice Hampton inn. I drank beer, vaped some weed and had food delivered. It was the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: y5j665 ()
Date: October 22, 2022 05:16PM


an asian haiku devil trying to demoralize USA troops with suicidal thoughts

kinda like a german drug maker

DROP DEAD DEMOCRATS


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Re: It's Christmas morning and I am alone in the basement posting on FFXU
Posted by: 3htn43 ()
Date: October 22, 2022 05:17PM

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

DROP DEAD G2

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

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