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There was some drama at work today involving the office trumptard
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it's always something
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Date: September 20, 2019 12:47AM
Somebody swiped his maga hat from his cubicle. Later it was discovered in the urinal. Bastard pitched a fit. HR called me and told me to find out who did this because I am the dept supervisor and am supposed to keep a handle on shit like this. Problem is, the person who did it is one of our most productive workers. I don't want to see a blotch on her record. (I am a little perturbed about her going into the men's restroom, but I suppose she wanted the trumptard to SEE his hat in the pisser.) If only we had never hired that stupid trumptard none of this would have happened.
Re: There was some drama at work today involving the office trumptard
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Blue-America
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Date: September 20, 2019 12:54AM
it's always something Wrote:
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> Somebody swiped his maga hat from his cubicle.
> Later it was discovered in the urinal. Bastard
> pitched a fit. HR called me and told me to find
> out who did this because I am the dept supervisor
> and am supposed to keep a handle on shit like
> this. Problem is, the person who did it is one of
> our most productive workers. I don't want to see a
> blotch on her record. (I am a little perturbed
> about her going into the men's restroom, but I
> suppose she wanted the trumptard to SEE his hat in
> the pisser.) If only we had never hired that
> stupid trumptard none of this would have happened.
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> Somebody swiped his maga hat from his cubicle.
> Later it was discovered in the urinal. Bastard
> pitched a fit. HR called me and told me to find
> out who did this because I am the dept supervisor
> and am supposed to keep a handle on shit like
> this. Problem is, the person who did it is one of
> our most productive workers. I don't want to see a
> blotch on her record. (I am a little perturbed
> about her going into the men's restroom, but I
> suppose she wanted the trumptard to SEE his hat in
> the pisser.) If only we had never hired that
> stupid trumptard none of this would have happened.
Attachments:
Re: There was some drama at work today involving the office trumptard
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I believe you!
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Date: September 20, 2019 01:18AM
it's always something Wrote:
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> Somebody swiped his maga hat from his cubicle.
> Later it was discovered in the urinal. Bastard
> pitched a fit. HR called me and told me to find
> out who did this because I am the dept supervisor
> and am supposed to keep a handle on shit like
> this. Problem is, the person who did it is one of
> our most productive workers. I don't want to see a
> blotch on her record. (I am a little perturbed
> about her going into the men's restroom, but I
> suppose she wanted the trumptard to SEE his hat in
> the pisser.) If only we had never hired that
> stupid trumptard none of this would have happened.
It happened!
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> Somebody swiped his maga hat from his cubicle.
> Later it was discovered in the urinal. Bastard
> pitched a fit. HR called me and told me to find
> out who did this because I am the dept supervisor
> and am supposed to keep a handle on shit like
> this. Problem is, the person who did it is one of
> our most productive workers. I don't want to see a
> blotch on her record. (I am a little perturbed
> about her going into the men's restroom, but I
> suppose she wanted the trumptard to SEE his hat in
> the pisser.) If only we had never hired that
> stupid trumptard none of this would have happened.
It happened!