the Producer Wrote:
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> There is far too much material for a single movie.
> The antics of our favorite entertainers could
> easily provide several seasons of content for a
> Netflix or HBO series.
>
> Movie casting -
>
> Director - Victor Salva
>
> Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
> Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
> eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood,
> Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
> TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
> William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt,
> David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
> Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham,
> Jonah Hill
> Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John
> Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day
> off" and "Beetlejuice"
> Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
> Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin
> Bieber
> Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria
> Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
> Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias,
> Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
> Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
> yagirl - Ariel Winter
> Alias - Kate Beckinsale
> Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
> Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast -
> Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy
> Perry
> Joshua Price - Topher Grace
> Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> Zach Galifianakis
> Katie - Kimiko Glenn
> Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
> Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in
> blackface)
> Gerry's goat/wife - himself
> Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or
> maybe Johnny Depp
> Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
> David Trinnes -
> Christopher J. Tator -
> TJ "Caan" -
> Lynn -
> Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
> Meade's father - Clint Howard
> Aaron -
> Matt M (Papa John's) -
> Eric A (Papa John's) -
> Justin Jouvenal -
> Myeesha Hamilton -
> Starban -
> Honey the dog -
> Megan's weasel -
> Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
>
> Notable props:
>
> Megan's cellphone
> Monique's purple dildo
> Monique's stacks of money
> the "stolen" laptop
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing
> wardrobe
> Eesh's camouflage capri pants
> Moreno's eesh axe
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's graphic death threats
> Moreno's psycho drawings
> William Moreno's collection of at least twenty
> vials of psychotropic medications.
> David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
> Yagirl's sharpies
> Hambeast's Mustang
> Meade's indian costume
> fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
> eesh's horse mask
> knife used to stab tootguy
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