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Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 09, 2010 02:09AM

from the associated press:

dateline, Tuesday, March 9, 2010--

The Muffin Man was found dead in the crawl space of a Centreville townhouse this morning..."chunks had been taken out of his head...he was (oozing) blueberry," said one Fairfax County Police official when asked to comment. "(I've) never seen anything like it". According to sources close to the DEA, The Muffin Man had been involved in a heroin smuggling ring based out of the same Centreville townhouse. Sources say it is most likely a deal gone bad, though no suspects have yet been identified. "(I'm) a father," Duke Donson of the FCPD stated, "...and I can't help but look at this poor muffin man without (thinking), 'hey--that could be MY kid'".

The Muffin Man's blueberry filling had been apparently exsanguinated, and then forced down his own throat. "The (exact) cause of death is unclear," stated Donson, "but we suspect he choked to death on his own blueberry filling....it's pretty bad." The coroner will conduct an autopsy tomorrow evening and the FCPD will make an official statement Wednesday afternoon.

The Muffin Man is survived by his ex-wife, Candy Cane, and his daughter, Cupcake.
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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 09, 2010 09:15PM

dammit, quit posting links to your muffin man thread. does anybody still drink milk? i like horchata. my speakers are still MIA any information will be helpful. are you happy now misery? will you ever be happy? this is what you wanted right? someone to post in this? whats next the muffin man photoshop in the you, me , and dupree poster?? i envy your simpleness.

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 09, 2010 09:50PM

brilliant, blisters!
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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2010 02:03AM

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2010 05:50PM

o no! OMG! Not the Muffin Man!

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 29, 2010 07:05PM

I can't believe you didn't write about Muffin Man's cameo in Shanghai Noon, Miz!

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: She Diabla ()
Date: July 29, 2010 07:26PM

Damn that muffin looks good as shit

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: Bonfire ()
Date: July 29, 2010 07:27PM

Indeed!!! Gotta use real butter though

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: info ()
Date: July 30, 2010 07:52PM

eesh's real address:

Willi@m Zumw@lt
6828 Corder Ln Lorton, VA 22079

work:

MPRI CORPORATE ADDRESS
1320 Braddock Place
Alexandria, VA 22314-1694
800.634.2874

http://www.mpri.com/esite/index.php/...out/contact_us

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Re: Muffin Man found dead in Centreville
Posted by: muffin man revival ()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:23AM

simpler times.

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