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Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 20, 2019 02:26PM

Spent some time with the produce manager. This is the man or woman responsible for fresh fruits and vegetables, that customers can pay for that come from a farm. This is a vital member in our community, as is the local grocer. They work hard to deliver food from farms to your family's dinner table. Be sure to check for coupons, as your local grocer is able to via big companies provide you discounts.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: arrested ()
Date: August 20, 2019 02:29PM

My local grocer was arrested for touching kids and urinating on the produce. Fuck my local grocer.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 20, 2019 10:00PM

Tomorrow I'll be meeting with the dairy manager. He's responsible for making sure you have the freshest milk and that none of the savage niggers that live around here lick any of your ice cream. Stop by and talk to your dairy manager because he's looking out for you.

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Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 20, 2019 10:03PM

Watermelon is NOW ON SALE at Your Local Grocer!!!!!!!!
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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 21, 2019 08:44PM

So much racism here. The good news is not at your local grocer. There qualified highly educated men and women, work to serve communities across this great country. They are keystones of our economy serving fresh foods to your dinner table. Go visit your local grocer!

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 21, 2019 08:51PM

All bananas* are NOW ON SALE at Your Local Grocer!!!!!

*Trannies not included.
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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 21, 2019 09:38PM

Your favorite cereals are NOW ON SALE at Your Local Grocer!!!!!!!
Stop by and say "Hi"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: August 21, 2019 09:51PM

I talked to the produce manager today and he told me that it's been so hot lately that they are running specials on watermelon. Bring your lil McNiglets in to see the produce manager tomorrow and get you some. Look how happy this lil nappy head is!
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