What's the best, as in quickest and painless, way to off yourself?

I'm thinking cutting the wrists in a bathtub would be the best as at some point you would lose consciousness and the water would keep the wounds from clotting.

Thoughts?

K Wrote:
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> What's the best, as in quickest and painless, way
> to off yourself?
>
> I'm thinking cutting the wrists in a bathtub would
> be the best as at some point you would lose
> consciousness and the water would keep the wounds
> from clotting.
>
> Thoughts?


Yeah... that sounds quick and much more pain free than any other method. LOL.

Becoming a democrat is certainly a good path as well.

Anything is better than having to live thru 2 or more years of Trumpenstein!

Bork Wrote:
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> Anything is better than having to live thru 2 or
> more years of Trumpenstein!

Then DO IT faggot!

At least enjoy yourself first. Go on a cruise. Enjoy three or four days on the ship. When you feel you are ready, get fucking loaded at the bar and then jump overboard. Most likely the fall will kill you, if not you will be dead from drowning in a matter of a minute or so. Drowning is not painful and you will be drunk anyway. Don't kill yourself at home where a family member has to find you and someone has to clean up your mess. Bleeding to death from slit wrists is not alwys successful, it hurts, takes a long time, is messy, and takes far more courage than jumping overboard.

Go to SE DC at midnight holding a ‘I hate niggers’ sign.

almost worked for miz

Go to Lowes or Home depot and get some big zip ties. Hike into the woods somewhere, put the zip tie around your neck and pull it tight. You will pass out in about 15 seconds and then you will peacefully die. Someone will notice the buzzards feeding off your carcass a day or two later.

Rupert Pupkin Wrote:
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> Becoming a democrat is certainly a good path as
> well.


Just move to Canada like the rest of the dumbocrats said they would if president trump was elected.

Go to a gas station that has a vacuum and cut off the hose. Duct tape the hose around your exhaust and run it into the car. Let the car idle, with you inside of it, and you will go to sleep in about 10 minutes.... and never wake up!

It's free.
It's quick.
It's painless.
It's not messy.
It's worth trying!

It's easier than you think! Wrote:
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> Go to a gas station that has a vacuum and cut off
> the hose. Duct tape the hose around your exhaust
> and run it into the car. Let the car idle, with
> you inside of it, and you will go to sleep in
> about 10 minutes.... and never wake up!
>
> It's free.
> It's quick.
> It's painless.
> It's not messy.
> It's worth trying!

Why are you encouraging inconveniencing people who need to vacuum their cars and crime against a small business? Just open a credit card account at Lowes and buy some hose or a shop vac on credit.

Gas station owner Wrote:
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> It's easier than you think! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go to a gas station that has a vacuum and cut
> off
> > the hose. Duct tape the hose around your
> exhaust
> > and run it into the car. Let the car idle, with
> > you inside of it, and you will go to sleep in
> > about 10 minutes.... and never wake up!
> >
> > It's free.
> > It's quick.
> > It's painless.
> > It's not messy.
> > It's worth trying!
>
> Why are you encouraging inconveniencing people who
> need to vacuum their cars and crime against a
> small business? Just open a credit card account at
> Lowes and buy some hose or a shop vac on credit.

I don't know the scientific reason, but catalytic converters trap the carbon monoxide or something, so that won't work with a car anymore.

That being said, a motorcycle in a garage will do the trick quite quickly.