Re: Gilligan's Island the movie
Date: March 04, 2010 05:55PM
Re: Gilligan's Island the movie new
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 04, 2010 03:04PM
inkahootz Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
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> > They are going to make a Gilligan's Island
> movie.
> > Who would you choose on ffxu to play what
> parts?
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> > Gilligan - eesh
> > Skipper- Graymoose
> > professer- RV
> > Ginger - Ella D
> > Mary Ann - Alias
> > Thurston Howell- Harry Tuttel
> > Lovey- ???
>
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> Spot on...the only edit I would make would be
> making Alias 'Lovey' and 'Mary Ann' Genevieve.
I find myself in a quandary. I don't want to play the old broad who wears lipstick and diamonds to bed, yet that WOULD put me in Harry's hut. I'd much rather play Mary Ann, but then I lose Harry.
Here's my solution. I continue as Mary Ann and have a scandalous affair with Harry Howell. When Lovey, played by Margie, discovers her husband in a compromising position with Miss sweet and innocent, she points a gun at the little slut and orders her to "stand the fuck up." Mr. Howell, wearing only his socks, jumps from the bed of hay and grabs Lovey, twisting her arm and causing the gun to fire. Lovey, dead, falls to the ground and her pearls slowly roll across the dirt floor. It is declared a suicide and after two weeks of mourning, Mary Ann and Harry Howell are married by the Skipper. Ginger is the maid of honor and Gilligan is best man.
It came as no surprise that Gilligan, busy undressing Ginger in his mind, became so distracted that instead of handing over the ring, he handled Ginger's breasts. Ginger giggled and lowered her dress so Gilligan could get a better grip.
And, they all lived happily ever after, until Ginger became pregnant with the professor's child...
I love it
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