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How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: work some ()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:20AM

Anybody who has to work on the 4th or the 5th is a loser. I'm taking Wednesday off to make it a 5 day weekend.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Talk About Losers ()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:41AM

work some Wrote:
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> Anybody who has to work on the 4th or the 5th is a
> loser. I'm taking Wednesday off to make it a 5 day
> weekend.

I'm retired. Anyone who still works and has to take paid days off 9that they paid for) is not only a loser, but also a huge sucker. You workers are all contributing part of your paycheck to pay for my retirement income and benefits.

I paid into that Ponzi scheme and am cashing out before it the Republicans force it into complete bankruptcy with their tax breaks for the wealthiest of the wealthy. You stupid fucks are even paying for Trump's Wall - even though he said the Mexicans would pay for it.

At the end of the day you have to face it. I am smarter than you. Even the Mexicans are smarter than you.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: less than meade. or you. ()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:41AM

Someone's gotta pay for trumptard welfare.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Cascades Jim ()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:55AM

Yeah, my neighbor is working on the 4th and the 5th because he is a fucking airline pilot. I would hardly call him a loser. He drives a 2019 Lincoln Continental and a Acura NSX.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: hgferty ()
Date: June 29, 2019 08:13AM

So he's an über/lyft driver for a multi-national when he isn't flying a taxi owned by a multi-national. Does he Airbnb or VRBO his house through a multi-national when he is out of town too?

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: they should be thanked ()
Date: June 29, 2019 12:20PM

Cascades Jim Wrote:
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> Yeah, my neighbor is working on the 4th and the
> 5th because he is a fucking airline pilot. I would
> hardly call him a loser.

I'm flying out to Seattle on the 4th and would like to thank your neighbor, and everyone else who works on the 4th, for doing your jobs and keeping our country running over the holiday. Your work is appreciated!

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Fun Flight ()
Date: June 29, 2019 07:34PM

they should be thanked Wrote:
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> Cascades Jim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, my neighbor is working on the 4th and the
> > 5th because he is a fucking airline pilot. I
> would
> > hardly call him a loser.
>
> I'm flying out to Seattle on the 4th and would
> like to thank your neighbor, and everyone else who
> works on the 4th, for doing your jobs and keeping
> our country running over the holiday. Your work
> is appreciated!

I’ve flown on the 4th and it’s cool seeing all the fireworks up there. Make sure you go at night.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Taking a Limo ()
Date: June 29, 2019 08:20PM

Scored tix to Trump's private VIP 4th Party. Gonna MAGA with real patriotic Americans.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: county retiree ()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:48PM

Im taking 365 days off this year. Retired at 51 bitches!

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 30, 2019 02:46PM

Talk About Losers Wrote:
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> work some Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody who has to work on the 4th or the 5th is
> a
> > loser. I'm taking Wednesday off to make it a 5
> day
> > weekend.
>
> I'm retired. Anyone who still works and has to
> take paid days off 9that they paid for) is not
> only a loser, but also a huge sucker. You workers
> are all contributing part of your paycheck to pay
> for my retirement income and benefits.
>
> I paid into that Ponzi scheme and am cashing out
> before it the Republicans force it into complete
> bankruptcy with their tax breaks for the
> wealthiest of the wealthy. You stupid fucks are
> even paying for Trump's Wall - even though he said
> the Mexicans would pay for it.
>
> At the end of the day you have to face it. I am
> smarter than you. Even the Mexicans are smarter
> than you.

lol so true. Fucking chumps. Taking it up the ass is what they do best.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Hey Gerry/Mark ()
Date: June 30, 2019 02:49PM

Thinking about ass play again? Faggot loser.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: Economist ()
Date: June 30, 2019 02:52PM

Cascades Jim Wrote:
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> He drives a 2019 Lincoln
> Continental and a Acura NSX.

This is always such a dumb argument. "Mr. Jones is rich because he drives X." or "How do those lazy black folks afford nice cars?"

If you're stupid enough to lease a vehicle, the payments tend to be ridiculously cheap, It's not that hard to afford a luxury car if you're willing to lease it.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: FU Business Owner ()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:14PM

Legally set up your own company, as an LLC. It is a very simple, easy, tax pass through entity. Cost is about $300-$500. Register it with the Federal Government, and State and get a Tax ID. Get all other required registration and other paperwork completed and filed - like a business license, etc.. Designate a small portion of your home for your business in your garage, basement, or home office.

Sign a 3 year lease for a corporate vehicle with a loaner car agreement in case it needs to go into the shop. Make the lease in the company's name. Co-sign the lease loan agreement as a personal guarantor. Insure the car through the company. Get a company credit card, again be the personal guarantor. Get a company bank account.

Write off the corporate vehicle lease payments, taxes, registration, insurance, fuel, parking, maintenance - including Jiffy Lube, Car Washes, etc.

One could reasonably assume, as the IRS probably will, that you are using the vehicle for non-business/personal purposes 30-35% of the time - so don't be a stupid greedy tax dodging loser and only write off 65-70% of the vehicle expenses as a business write off.

You have three years to demonstrate your LLC is a viable, revenue producing/profitable business. If you can't sustain or prove it is a real viable business in the eyes of the IRS/Law, shame on you for sucking at business - shut down the business after 3 years - and OBTW also turn the leased vehicle back in at the end of 3 year lease before you close down the business.

If you can, legally - deduct the business losses off your taxes.

Rinse and repeat. Time to launch a new business and lease a new car.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: white man's crime ()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:22PM

FU Business Owner Wrote:
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> Legally set up your own company, as an LLC. It is
> a very simple, easy, tax pass through entity.
> Cost is about $300-$500. Register it with the
> Federal Government, and State and get a Tax ID.
> Get all other required registration and other
> paperwork completed and filed - like a business
> license, etc.. Designate a small portion of your
> home for your business in your garage, basement,
> or home office.
>
> Sign a 3 year lease for a corporate vehicle with a
> loaner car agreement in case it needs to go into
> the shop. Make the lease in the company's name.
> Co-sign the lease loan agreement as a personal
> guarantor. Insure the car through the company.
> Get a company credit card, again be the personal
> guarantor. Get a company bank account.
>
> Write off the corporate vehicle lease payments,
> taxes, registration, insurance, fuel, parking,
> maintenance - including Jiffy Lube, Car Washes,
> etc.
>
> One could reasonably assume, as the IRS probably
> will, that you are using the vehicle for
> non-business/personal purposes 30-35% of the time
> - so don't be a stupid greedy tax dodging loser
> and only write off 65-70% of the vehicle expenses
> as a business write off.
>
> You have three years to demonstrate your LLC is a
> viable, revenue producing/profitable business. If
> you can't sustain or prove it is a real viable
> business in the eyes of the IRS/Law, shame on you
> for sucking at business - shut down the business
> after 3 years - and OBTW also turn the leased
> vehicle back in at the end of 3 year lease before
> you close down the business.
>
> If you can, legally - deduct the business losses
> off your taxes.
>
> Rinse and repeat. Time to launch a new business
> and lease a new car.


^^^^ this. Almost made a profit on one of my businesses so I hired two of my kids to make sure I didn't. Then had my tax attorney dissolve the business after 3 years and sold the assets for a "loss", took the tax write off and my wife opened a new one 3 weeks later.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: they should be thanked ()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:58PM

Fun Flight Wrote:
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> I’ve flown on the 4th and it’s cool seeing all
> the fireworks up there. Make sure you go at
> night.


I actually thought about that a few weeks ago, I leave around 7 and get out there after 9 and was wondering if I'd see any along the way. I do have a window seat so hopefully I'll see some.

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Re: How many days are you taking off for the 4th of July?
Posted by: govt worker. ()
Date: July 04, 2022 03:11PM

We are getting fucked this year because the 4th is on a Monday so we only get a 3 day weekend. Next year will be better as they will give us Monday and Tuesday off.

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