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President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Wonder Why?
()
Date: June 04, 2019 03:09AM
Because he's got 2020.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:36AM
That's very clever and funny. Although it's true, libs are going to take it literally and start arguing that his eyesight is poor or some other libtarded bullshit because libtards aren't human and don't have a sense of humor.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
trump’s eyes
()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:46AM
He does wear glasses and was seen wearing them on the campaign trail in 2016.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
boob tube addict
()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:31AM
trump’s eyes Wrote:
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> He does wear glasses and was seen wearing them on
> the campaign trail in 2016.
He only needs them for reading, which is why he never wears them.
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> He does wear glasses and was seen wearing them on
> the campaign trail in 2016.
He only needs them for reading, which is why he never wears them.
There’s a Fat Man Stuck in the Bathtub
Posted by:
Wharton School of Business
()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:39AM
boob tube addict Wrote:
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> trump’s eyes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He does wear glasses and was seen wearing them
> on
> > the campaign trail in 2016.
>
>
> He only needs them for reading, which is why he
> never wears them.
He can read?
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> trump’s eyes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He does wear glasses and was seen wearing them
> on
> > the campaign trail in 2016.
>
>
> He only needs them for reading, which is why he
> never wears them.
He can read?
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:24AM
Why do you think he hates reading?
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Doesn't need glasses
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:24AM
He hires people to see for him, cause, you know, he's like really, really rich. Then he stiffs the guy he hires.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:25AM
He's such a fucking weirdo that he would rather not read than wear reading glasses.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Gibbering Idiot in Chief
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:27AM
Wharton School of Business Wrote:
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> > He only needs them for reading, which is why he
> > never wears them.
>
>
> He can read?
Most American presidents were known to be avid readers, but Trump is not one of them. Trump’s reading habits, when ranked against previous presidents, place him near Zachary Taylor, who actually might have been illiterate. Trump’s a dude who sits in front of the tv and posts memes, that’s why he’s so praised by basement-dwellers and uneducated losers.
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> > He only needs them for reading, which is why he
> > never wears them.
>
>
> He can read?
Most American presidents were known to be avid readers, but Trump is not one of them. Trump’s reading habits, when ranked against previous presidents, place him near Zachary Taylor, who actually might have been illiterate. Trump’s a dude who sits in front of the tv and posts memes, that’s why he’s so praised by basement-dwellers and uneducated losers.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Trump Stumped the Chumps
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:28AM
PRESIDENT TRUMP has "STRONGER EYESIGHT" Than ANY President WHO Has "Ever Lived"!!!
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Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Palin read every newspaper
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:36AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Why do you think he hates reading?
He’s lazy and thinks running a country club gives him better insight than anyone else. Anything he could read would conflict with his worldview and insult him. That’s a common trait among white trash. Ignorant and real proud of it.
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> Why do you think he hates reading?
He’s lazy and thinks running a country club gives him better insight than anyone else. Anything he could read would conflict with his worldview and insult him. That’s a common trait among white trash. Ignorant and real proud of it.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
sureokkk
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:45AM
He is the GOP beauty queen for sure - they all fap to his golden athletic frame and his naturally brilliant white teeth and long flowing natural hair.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
blind grooming
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:57AM
yeah as if someone with 20/20 vision would walk around with a ridiculous haircut like that.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
the real reason
()
Date: June 04, 2019 08:35AM
Trump doesn’t wear glasses. He has russian contacts.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
()
Date: June 04, 2019 11:36AM
When I'm right, I'm right. Jokes just go right over libtards heads. It's why they think CNN is news.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Here in the real world
()
Date: June 04, 2019 11:40AM
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bmwwk4/eye-doctors-explain-why-donald-trump-is-always-squinting
No one notices that Trump needs glasses but doesn't wear them.
No one notices that Trump needs glasses but doesn't wear them.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
()
Date: June 04, 2019 11:44AM
Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give words much credit but this is called a joke. A dictionary is a book that gives the meanings of words.
Joke
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Joke
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
wouldn't be the first time
()
Date: June 04, 2019 11:48AM
President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give words
> much credit but this is called a joke. A
> dictionary is a book that gives the meanings of
> words.
>
>
> Joke
> noun
> 1.
> a thing that someone says to cause amusement or
> laughter, especially a story with a funny
> punchline.
Jokes should be funny.
How can a rational person differentiate between your usual hyperbolic inanity and your so-called jokes?
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> Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give words
> much credit but this is called a joke. A
> dictionary is a book that gives the meanings of
> words.
>
>
> Joke
> noun
> 1.
> a thing that someone says to cause amusement or
> laughter, especially a story with a funny
> punchline.
Jokes should be funny.
How can a rational person differentiate between your usual hyperbolic inanity and your so-called jokes?
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
i know why
()
Date: June 04, 2019 12:05PM
Here in the real world Wrote:
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> https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bmwwk4/eye-doct
> ors-explain-why-donald-trump-is-always-squinting
>
>
> No one notices that Trump needs glasses but
> doesn't wear them.
He doesn’t wear them because he’s afraid it will make him look smarter.
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> https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bmwwk4/eye-doct
> ors-explain-why-donald-trump-is-always-squinting
>
>
> No one notices that Trump needs glasses but
> doesn't wear them.
He doesn’t wear them because he’s afraid it will make him look smarter.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
()
Date: June 04, 2019 12:36PM
wouldn't be the first time Wrote:
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> words
> > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings of
> > words.
> >
> >
> > Joke
> > noun
> > 1.
> > a thing that someone says to cause amusement or
> > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > punchline.
>
> Jokes should be funny.
>
> How can a rational person differentiate between
> your usual hyperbolic inanity and your so-called
> jokes?
LOL!
Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get jokes because they are the jokes
Lol!
Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing emails!
LOL!
A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate Americans.
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> words
> > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings of
> > words.
> >
> >
> > Joke
> > noun
> > 1.
> > a thing that someone says to cause amusement or
> > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > punchline.
>
> Jokes should be funny.
>
> How can a rational person differentiate between
> your usual hyperbolic inanity and your so-called
> jokes?
LOL!
Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get jokes because they are the jokes
Lol!
Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing emails!
LOL!
A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate Americans.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
i'll buy that for a dollar
()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:01PM
President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> wouldn't be the first time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> > words
> > > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings
> of
> > > words.
> > >
> > >
> > > Joke
> > > noun
> > > 1.
> > > a thing that someone says to cause amusement
> or
> > > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > > punchline.
> >
> > Jokes should be funny.
> >
> > How can a rational person differentiate between
> > your usual hyperbolic inanity and your
> so-called
> > jokes?
>
>
> LOL!
> Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get
> jokes because they are the jokes
>
> Lol!
>
> Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing
> emails!
>
> LOL!
>
> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
The Trump campaign didn't act like it was a joke.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-18/mueller-report-trump-hillary-clinton-emails
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> wouldn't be the first time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> > words
> > > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings
> of
> > > words.
> > >
> > >
> > > Joke
> > > noun
> > > 1.
> > > a thing that someone says to cause amusement
> or
> > > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > > punchline.
> >
> > Jokes should be funny.
> >
> > How can a rational person differentiate between
> > your usual hyperbolic inanity and your
> so-called
> > jokes?
>
>
> LOL!
> Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get
> jokes because they are the jokes
>
> Lol!
>
> Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing
> emails!
>
> LOL!
>
> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
The Trump campaign didn't act like it was a joke.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-04-18/mueller-report-trump-hillary-clinton-emails
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
a real jokester
()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:09PM
President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
The punchline: more than 30 people were charged with felonies and several people who worked for Trump got sent to prison. a laugh riot. i bet their families must’ve been in stitches over that!
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> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
The punchline: more than 30 people were charged with felonies and several people who worked for Trump got sent to prison. a laugh riot. i bet their families must’ve been in stitches over that!
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
I have an idea
()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:14PM
President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> wouldn't be the first time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> > words
> > > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings
> of
> > > words.
> > >
> > >
> > > Joke
> > > noun
> > > 1.
> > > a thing that someone says to cause amusement
> or
> > > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > > punchline.
> >
> > Jokes should be funny.
> >
> > How can a rational person differentiate between
> > your usual hyperbolic inanity and your
> so-called
> > jokes?
>
>
> LOL!
> Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get
> jokes because they are the jokes
>
> Lol!
>
> Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing
> emails!
>
> LOL!
>
> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
Maybe you should stick to now the Meuller report exonerated Trump. That seemed to work at for you better...a tiny bit better.
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> wouldn't be the first time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here, libtards. I know libtards don't give
> > words
> > > much credit but this is called a joke. A
> > > dictionary is a book that gives the meanings
> of
> > > words.
> > >
> > >
> > > Joke
> > > noun
> > > 1.
> > > a thing that someone says to cause amusement
> or
> > > laughter, especially a story with a funny
> > > punchline.
> >
> > Jokes should be funny.
> >
> > How can a rational person differentiate between
> > your usual hyperbolic inanity and your
> so-called
> > jokes?
>
>
> LOL!
> Libtards aren't rational and libtards don't get
> jokes because they are the jokes
>
> Lol!
>
> Hey, Russia. I bet you can find Hillary's missing
> emails!
>
> LOL!
>
> A joke that launched a 3 year investigation that
> proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> Americans.
Maybe you should stick to now the Meuller report exonerated Trump. That seemed to work at for you better...a tiny bit better.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Trump’s Comedy Hour
()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:16PM
a real jokester Wrote:
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A joke that launched a 3 year investigation
> that
> > proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> > Americans.
>
>
> The punchline: more than 30 people were charged
> with felonies and several people who worked for
> Trump got sent to prison. a laugh riot. i bet
> their families must’ve been in stitches over
> that!
No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his associates and friends(?) either behind bars or being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few more.
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A joke that launched a 3 year investigation
> that
> > proved libtards are fucking stupid and hate
> > Americans.
>
>
> The punchline: more than 30 people were charged
> with felonies and several people who worked for
> Trump got sent to prison. a laugh riot. i bet
> their families must’ve been in stitches over
> that!
No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his associates and friends(?) either behind bars or being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few more.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
laughing hysterically
()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:34PM
Trump’s Comedy Hour Wrote:
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> No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his
> associates and friends(?) either behind bars or
> being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few
> more.
His campaign manager’s home got raided in the middle of the night and he was led out in handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally rolling on the floor with laughter!
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> No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his
> associates and friends(?) either behind bars or
> being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few
> more.
His campaign manager’s home got raided in the middle of the night and he was led out in handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally rolling on the floor with laughter!
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
()
Date: June 04, 2019 04:27PM
It's astonishing you libtards keep carrying on with the Mueller hoax. Are you libtarded?
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
USA is worth fighting for
()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:36PM
laughing hysterically Wrote:
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> Trump’s Comedy Hour Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his
> > associates and friends(?) either behind bars
> or
> > being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few
> > more.
>
> His campaign manager’s home got raided in the
> middle of the night and he was led out in
> handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally
> rolling on the floor with laughter!
libs cheer for government abuses of power. I fear a civil war is inevitable. the libs have zero chance of winning but there's no guarantee we will go back to a constitutional republic.
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> Trump’s Comedy Hour Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of his
> > associates and friends(?) either behind bars
> or
> > being investigated. Maybe he should tell a few
> > more.
>
> His campaign manager’s home got raided in the
> middle of the night and he was led out in
> handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally
> rolling on the floor with laughter!
libs cheer for government abuses of power. I fear a civil war is inevitable. the libs have zero chance of winning but there's no guarantee we will go back to a constitutional republic.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Anonymous Insight
()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:45PM
USA is worth fighting for Wrote:
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> laughing hysterically Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump’s Comedy Hour Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > ---
> > > No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of
> his
> > > associates and friends(?) either behind bars
> > or
> > > being investigated. Maybe he should tell a
> few
> > > more.
> >
> > His campaign manager’s home got raided in the
> > middle of the night and he was led out in
> > handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally
> > rolling on the floor with laughter!
>
>
> libs cheer for government abuses of power. I fear
> a civil war is inevitable. the libs have zero
> chance of winning but there's no guarantee we will
> go back to a constitutional republic.
One of the few problems in this country is stupid motherfuckers such as yourself.
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> laughing hysterically Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump’s Comedy Hour Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > ---
> > > No matter what, Trump’s joke put a lot of
> his
> > > associates and friends(?) either behind bars
> > or
> > > being investigated. Maybe he should tell a
> few
> > > more.
> >
> > His campaign manager’s home got raided in the
> > middle of the night and he was led out in
> > handcuffs. The whole campaign was literally
> > rolling on the floor with laughter!
>
>
> libs cheer for government abuses of power. I fear
> a civil war is inevitable. the libs have zero
> chance of winning but there's no guarantee we will
> go back to a constitutional republic.
One of the few problems in this country is stupid motherfuckers such as yourself.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:20PM
Trump is a wonderful white man who for whatever reason helps minorities. So be it that I disagree with him on that but his other accomplishments are amazing.
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
nchyk
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Trump is a wonderful white man who for whatever
> reason helps minorities. So be it that I disagree
> with him on that but his other accomplishments are
> amazing.
need attention huh kid?
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> Trump is a wonderful white man who for whatever
> reason helps minorities. So be it that I disagree
> with him on that but his other accomplishments are
> amazing.
need attention huh kid?
Re: President Trump is 72 years old and does not wear glasses
Posted by:
optometrist
()
Date: June 04, 2019 08:29PM
Because he rubs his semen in his eyes.