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Today at the grocery store I saw a fatass woman with a shopping cart full of unhealthy shit and two fat kids in tow. I loudly admonished her to get some fucking healthy food and that she was setting a terrible example for her kids who are already turning obese. She said it was none of my business, and I retorted, to scattered applause from onlookers, that I was damn well making it my business.
It is time for skinny people to stop putting up with this shit.
Fat people are unsightly, take up too much room, eat too much food, smell bad, and tax our health care system. They are also responsible for most plane crashes.
I was at golden corral 3 months ago and witnessed a very obese family continuously making trips to the rib rack/country fried steak station. They all went their at least 3 times each and piled up potato salad and fudge bars as well. Bye the fourth go around, I felt compelled to walk up to the father and say "you can probably skip your 5th serving of this shit, try the salad bar".
OP- men who have small penises such as yourself often find reasons to criticize others to distract themselves from their own miserable lives. Now just go away and stop looking down on others and address your own worthlessness.
Antiasshat Wrote:
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> OP- men who have small penises such as yourself
> often find reasons to criticize others to distract
> themselves from their own miserable lives. Now
> just go away and stop looking down on others and
> address your own worthlessness.
The only thing making my life miserable is fatasses like you. Lose some weight - it's easy!
^^^ I am not fat and could kick your ass you micropenised rectum. Now go back down to your parents basement and fantasize that you have some friends and your life is not as pathetic as it really is
fuck fatties Wrote:
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> Today at the grocery store I saw a fatass woman
> with a shopping cart full of unhealthy shit and
> two fat kids in tow. I loudly admonished her to
> get some fucking healthy food and that she was
> setting a terrible example for her kids who are
> already turning obese. She said it was none of my
> business, and I retorted, to scattered applause
> from onlookers, that I was damn well making it my
> business.
>
> It is time for skinny people to stop putting up
> with this shit.
>
> Fat people are unsightly, take up too much room,
> eat too much food, smell bad, and tax our health
> care system. They are also responsible for most
> plane crashes.
>
> Take a stand!
I'M TAKING A STAND & hereby designate OP as CAPITAL G-A-Y; GAY.
Antiasshat Wrote:
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> OP- men who have small penises such as yourself
> often find reasons to criticize others to distract
> themselves from their own miserable lives. Now
> just go away and stop looking down on others and
> address your own worthlessness.
putting fatties in their place Wrote:
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> I was at golden corral 3 months ago and witnessed
> a very obese family continuously making trips to
> the rib rack/country fried steak station. They all
> went their at least 3 times each and piled up
> potato salad and fudge bars as well. Bye the
> fourth go around, I felt compelled to walk up to
> the father and say "you can probably skip your 5th
> serving of this shit, try the salad bar".
>
> Hey made a scene and was kicked out.
these pics prove the point Wrote:
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> If you are fat, you are in league with hammie,
> miz, meade....
>
> You are in very poor company.
Miz isn't poor. He lives in the wealthiest county in the country and was able to afford a team of lawyers.
I am a kind of skinny thirty yo guy who likes to fuck fatties. First of all, they don't get it as often and are more appreciative. And, when you're fucking them it's kinda like a moonbounce. The other thing I like is to lick their bellies