what are taxes?
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Date: April 29, 2019 02:03AM
Three 20-somethings coming back from a bar in Alexandria...
They are talking about taxes, because one of them is complaining that
they aren't paying her everything. The smarter of the three girls is
trying to explain withholding, and also what refunds are,
"I don't get 'taxes'? What is this?"
"Do other countries have taxes?"
Yes, she was totally serious. The smart one explains that, yes,
all countries have taxes, and most are higher than ours.
Third one pipes up and says, "Yes but in Norway and places,
they have taxes, but everyone gets free money, free college,
and all healthcare is paid for, ..."
"But they also took money out of my paycheck for healthcare!"
"It doesn't seem right!!"
They are all going to vote for Bernie.
I am not making this shit up.
This is the future.