Spent two nights in Fairfax ADC. This means jail. It houses criminals. They say Three hots and cot. Bed was not nice. Not posteropedic. Food nice. They make special diet. No exploding bowels in cell or shower.

Had cellmate. Name was Tiny. He was big man. He call me punk. He teach classes. Fisting 101 not nice. No hook this time. Wore special suit. Now it has hole in back. They cannot re use it. One complaint about jail. Still cannot properly go to bathroom. This means #2.

Fondly,

Gustevson Gornadi

So what you're saying is the fisting is ok its the inability to properly shit afterwards that bothers you?

It wasn't nice. Not sure if I get prison certificate for taking class. Maybe it will come in mail. Plumbing is problem. Is tiny's class accredited?

I must be doing alright in life, when I read "Fairfax ADC" I thought you were talking about the atlas/map book.

so, what did you do? or what were your wrongfully convicted of??

wbva3fan Wrote:
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> It wasn't nice. Not sure if I get prison
> certificate for taking class. Maybe it will come
> in mail. Plumbing is problem. Is tiny's class
> accredited?


is this Tiny?
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Convicted of disorderly conduct with caretaker. He will be in pen in couple days. We went down road in his truck. This means street. At 3 am. Singing Neil diamond songs over his PA on his CB. We think this neighborhood service.

three hots and a cot---LOL!!!!!!!

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

Learned to make wine to. Tiny teach this to. Use toilet and fruit from cafeteria.Called raisin jack. You ferment fruit. Put it in toilet for age. Then you have wine. This is nice. No certificate in mail yet.

LMAO ROFL!

This post shows a sheer lack of intellect, creativity, and common sense. For anyone to even think this is funny, needs to get the tin foil cap off of their head, and get some professional help.

What's with all the lunatics?

wbva3fan Wrote:
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> Spent two nights in Fairfax ADC. This means jail.
> It houses criminals. They say Three hots and cot.
> Bed was not nice. Not posteropedic. Food nice.
> They make special diet. No exploding bowels in
> cell or shower.
>
> Had cellmate. Name was Tiny. He was big man. He
> call me punk. He teach classes. Fisting 101 not
> nice. No hook this time. Wore special suit. Now it
> has hole in back. They cannot re use it. One
> complaint about jail. Still cannot properly go to
> bathroom. This means #2.
>


> Fondly,
>
> Gustevson Gornadi


It was a lovely story, and you told it so well-with such enthusiasm!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/20/2010 08:35AM by FUNdamental.

Ohh I get it, this is funny because it is written in broken english, and theres a fisting joke! Better luck with your next try, you fail!

Your mother FAILED!

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yeah Wrote:
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> Ohh I get it, this is funny because it is written
> in broken english, and theres a fisting joke!
> Better luck with your next try, you fail!

no, it's funny because he keeps doing it, long after the joke stopped working--which makes the joke funnier than it ever was in the first place.

I say you should see Fairfax ADC, starring wbva3fan. We'll be right back with this week's three to see.
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in the pic. Funny!