Alias is a liberated woman. She can HAVE IT ALL! She has a business career, where she does business things, and she has a baby, and a club foot, and a crystal meth addiction, but it doesn't matter---because she's a powerful, independent woman, and she can HAVE IT ALL! It's the 20th Century, people--Alias doesn't have to SETTLE for a boring, meaningless life as a STUPID, SMELLY, UGLY HOUSE WIFE--she can HAVE IT ALL!!! She doesn't have to obey Newton's Laws of Motion, because Isaac Newton was a STUPID, SMELLY, CHAUVINIST PIG--she's a MODERN woman, and she can HAVE IT ALL!!!!! Alias can sleep with multiple men and not be shamed, because she's a MODERN woman, who has a business career where she does important business things...she can sleep with multiple men every night and NOT get crabs, because she's a MODERN woman, and she can HAVE IT ALL! Alias can do anything, because she's INVINCIBLE--she can have a baby at age 60 if she chooses, because it's the 20th Century, people, and women today can HAVE IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
--Alias
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