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the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 13, 2010 06:57PM

...is sixties and early 70's soul music. Motown and Stax are the high-point of this empire. This was the zenith:



what's better than that? We should just give up now...sell what's left of our nation to China and be done with it. It's over, Johnny! I think my point here is bulletproof...but try me. What else can you come up with?

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Marvin ()
Date: February 13, 2010 07:04PM

I like Smokey, but wouldn't put that song at the zenith.

I'd say this is in contention...


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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: February 13, 2010 07:51PM

70's music? No. Some of it I like, but not that funk garbage. The 40's, 50's, and 60's were all great musically, and as far as rap goes, the 1990's.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Date: February 13, 2010 08:10PM

The Muscle Car...

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The Blues...

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Jazz...

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Barbecue...

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To name a few...

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Nigger in the alley ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:13PM

1.jpg I'm just trying to make it real, baby.






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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:14PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The Muscle Car...
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Not to change subjects, but the current state of muscle cars is probably the best it has been since the early 70s.


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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:22PM

TPL! I'm shocked at you! No love for the funk?






That Nigga in the Alley knows what I'm talkin' about.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/13/2010 08:32PM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:32PM

I am not going to join you in your misery, Mr. Misery Jr.

There are still great things being created... You just have to hunt them down nowadays.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Harry's Tuttle ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:42PM

America's #1 and #2.

Spam and Slurpee (it tastes like children)

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 13, 2010 08:52PM

Let's not forget:




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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 13, 2010 09:01PM

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Countrylover ()
Date: February 13, 2010 10:36PM

COUNTRY MUSIC!

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: § ()
Date: February 13, 2010 10:44PM

Ask Meade. He'd affirm her Winchester-ness.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: stating the obvious ()
Date: February 14, 2010 12:26AM

§ Wrote:
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> Ask Meade. He'd affirm her Winchester-ness.

Wow §, post much? Are you trying to beat a Washintonelocian record? At least you are posting under your normal screen name versus the multitude of others you created. Still though, it doesn't make you any less gay.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: § ()
Date: February 14, 2010 12:29AM

I guess you're right there, fella. After all, it takes one to know one, eh?

Doesn't WTL have a hyphen or two in there someplace?

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Bounce House ()
Date: February 14, 2010 12:37AM

Liberating Iraq to create a launchpad for democracy and civil rights in the middle east, and a steady stream of oil.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 14, 2010 12:05PM

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: KC native ()
Date: February 14, 2010 12:20PM

Rainmakers






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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 14, 2010 10:45PM

What ever happened to these delectable morsels?

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 14, 2010 10:47PM

the internet.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: inka-dopplegangbanger ()
Date: February 15, 2010 11:47AM

fist sized condoms

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 15, 2010 12:37PM

inka-dopplegangbanger Wrote:
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> fist sized condoms


good one

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 15, 2010 09:34PM

I changed my mind. Screw Smokey...this kid talking into a tape-recorder is now my favorite thing in the history of America.



my favorite part, "now...in this process of your defending yourself, if you do not find the right weapons within just a few hours, or days--it doesn't matter which--of course, you will DIE!" Rather flexible for an alien invader.

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: The Alien Within ()
Date: February 15, 2010 11:04PM

[WARNING: The following letter, written a serial killer, is graphic and and may be
disturbing. Those of faint heart or weak stomach should cease their perusing here.]





My Dear Mrs. Budd,

In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis.

They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong China.

On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk.

When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was a famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1-3 Dollars a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold to the Butchers to be cut up and used for food in order to keep others from starving.

A boy or girl under 14 was not safe on the street.

You could go in any shop and ask for steak chops or stew meat.

Part of the naked boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh.

On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys one 7 one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on.

Several times every day and night he spanked them -- tortured them -- to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 yr old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was Cooked and eaten except head-bones and guts. He was Roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried, stewed.

The little boy was next, went the same way.

At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 st., near-right side.

He told me so often how good Human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it.

On Sunday June 3-1928 I called on you at 406 W 15St. Brought you pot cheese - strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made my mind up to eat her.

On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said Yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out.

When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them.

When all was ready I went to the window and Called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run downstairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick -- bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

Albert Fish

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 16, 2010 11:13AM

"We? No we are not French. We're American, 'cause we're in America."

"That's right. Greatest country on Earth!!"
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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: nice, but... ()
Date: February 16, 2010 11:21AM

Great pics of food, but why include the pic of the gay-looking guy?

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: awesome ()
Date: February 16, 2010 11:31AM

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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 16, 2010 11:51AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> "We? No we are not French. We're American, 'cause
> we're in America."
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> "That's right. Greatest country on Earth!!"


The Chinese takeout container and the fortune cookie are true American inventions. The pizza ( or 'pie' in Latin), however, was invented in Naples and then later refined in America into its present form.



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Re: the best thing America ever came up with...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 16, 2010 11:55AM

OMFG u guys SRSLY? WTF? ROTFLOLCOPTER!!! Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Watch it. Fuck...

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