Let's get this straight. Jesus coming back? That's "amazing." Alex Ovechkin's play? That's "amazing." Einstein's theories? Those are "amazing."
That red velvet cupcake you got from Starbuck's yesterday? Not "amazing."
Your kid shitting on the toilet for the first time? Not "amazing."
The new outlet mall? Not "amazing."
Stop the hyperbole, douchebag! You sound like an ass.
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