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assault with batteries
Posted by: James P Kirk ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:12PM

Once I put two double A batteries in my girlfriends butt, I thought it would turn her on.

I was charged with assault with batteries.
The charges were later dropped.
She said she was ever ready.
I thought they were gonna lock me in a dura-cell.
I tried to extract the batteries from her using a rayo-vac.

I think this thread is gonna Die-hard.
How did this ever-start?
Thanks Delco.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: STFU miz ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:16PM

Moreno, your stupid boring fantasies don't do anything for anyone but you.

Don't you have a parent to stab???

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: Tator Tots not signed in ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:21PM

It was the other way around. William begged me to shove a few D-cells up his ass until his tiny weenie was lit up. We did it for a while until he wanted me to put a 6-volt lantern battery up there. He was tight but with Richard's help we managed to fit it in and light the Moreno's LED patio lights.
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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: IBEW ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:38PM

That story was shocking.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: volts ()
Date: January 15, 2019 04:24AM

Watt?

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: Stay positive, not negative! ()
Date: January 15, 2019 06:36AM

It could have gone either way (+ or -), depending on how charged up she gets.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: kill a watt ()
Date: January 15, 2019 05:14PM

IBEW Wrote:
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> That story was shocking.

It got me all amped up.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: dpcwk ()
Date: January 15, 2019 06:58PM

Maybe she was AC/DC.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: MHMMK ()
Date: January 15, 2019 07:34PM

kill a watt Wrote:
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> IBEW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That story was shocking.
>
> It got me all amped up.


It was re-volt-ing.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: fluke ()
Date: January 15, 2019 08:41PM

James P Kirk Wrote:
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> Once I put two double A batteries in my
> girlfriends butt, I thought it would turn her on.
>
> I was charged with assault with batteries.
> The charges were later dropped.
> She said she was ever ready.
> I thought they were gonna lock me in a dura-cell.
> I tried to extract the batteries from her using a
> rayo-vac.
>
> I think this thread is gonna Die-hard.
> How did this ever-start?
> Thanks Delco.


That is ohm most unbelievable.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: resistance to arrest? ()
Date: January 16, 2019 12:53AM

Farad enough, but jail capacitance can be exceeded if we don't offer alternating means of transforming our citizens.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: grill bears ()
Date: February 02, 2019 02:01PM

I tried this I my old lady, she said "That hertz!"

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: wiggy ()
Date: December 07, 2019 12:53PM

Did the batteries energizeher?

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: blown fuse ()
Date: January 21, 2020 04:55PM

Were you in circuit court?

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: damn...... ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:13AM

James P Kirk Wrote:
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> Once I put two double A batteries in my
> girlfriends butt, I thought it would turn her on.
>
> I was charged with assault with batteries.
> The charges were later dropped.
> She said she was ever ready.
> I thought they were gonna lock me in a dura-cell.
> I tried to extract the batteries from her using a
> rayo-vac.
>
> I think this thread is gonna Die-hard.
> How did this ever-start?
> Thanks Delco.


Damn..

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: Moreno is a fucked up freak ()
Date: November 21, 2020 11:51AM

Tator Tots not signed in Wrote:
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> It was the other way around. William begged me to
> shove a few D-cells up his ass until his tiny
> weenie was lit up. We did it for a while until he
> wanted me to put a 6-volt lantern battery up
> there. He was tight but with Richard's help we
> managed to fit it in and light the Moreno's LED
> patio lights.

Odds are better that story is true than the OP's.

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Re: assault with batteries
Date: November 21, 2020 11:58AM

How did her butthole smell? Did it really stink?

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: nobody knows ()
Date: November 21, 2020 12:07PM

The only people who have smelled William's butthole are his mom Sharon and William himself. Lizzie worked him over with her purple dildo but she hosed it off before sniffing it.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: Dsvc556 ()
Date: November 21, 2020 02:21PM

The frequency of this topic is ultra high

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: Iizzie ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:02PM

nobody knows Wrote:
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> The only people who have smelled William's
> butthole are his mom Sharon and William himself.
> Lizzie worked him over with her purple dildo but
> she hosed it off before sniffing it.

No. I never owned a purple dildo when I was living with William. The original purple dildo was Katie's.

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Re: assault with batteries
Posted by: She's gonna blow ()
Date: November 21, 2020 09:05PM

a 50 amp fuse

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