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If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: need change now ()
Date: January 11, 2019 03:57PM

I was a total Bernie Bro and had a hard time finding work with my education degree. I'm thinking about making a change and becoming a republican because I heard conservatives are smarter, happier, healthier and wealthier. If I become a Republican, will I attain all of these things? Also thinking about getting an MS in information technology because I know republicans don't settle for bullshit degrees. Thanks in advance.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: Gerrytarderrer2 ()
Date: January 11, 2019 04:47PM

Just thinking about becoming one has already endowed you with a higher level of consciousness than being some broke and woke libtard dumbass. Make the switch. You won't regret it.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: Tony Robbins ()
Date: January 11, 2019 04:54PM

It won't do it automatically, but admitting you need to change is the 1st step in the right direction. Take into consideration conservative beliefs and what it means to be a Republican. Self-sufficiency. Responsibility, humbleness, entrepreneurship, loyalty. You can't just talk about it, you have to BE about it. As "gerrytarderrer2" pointed out, you are already at a higher level of consciousness than a liberal. You need to make the complete transition. Put in the work, believe, and you will get there.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Date: January 11, 2019 05:03PM

You'll be much better off, because:

1) You'll have a better work ethic and learn not to rely on the government.

2) You'll take responsibility for your own actions - not blame others like the Libs always do.

3) You'll be able to live in a better neighborhood because your income will be greater due to you being a harder worker.

4) You'll be able to sleep at night knowing that Libs are all about a life of delusion - that isn't anywhere near reality like the Libs would like you to believe.

Welcome to the good side of life.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: I have a story ()
Date: January 11, 2019 05:04PM

Tony Robbins Wrote:
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> It won't do it automatically, but admitting you
> need to change is the 1st step in the right
> direction. Take into consideration conservative
> beliefs and what it means to be a Republican.
> Self-sufficiency. Responsibility, humbleness,
> entrepreneurship, loyalty. You can't just talk
> about it, you have to BE about it. As
> "gerrytarderrer2" pointed out, you are already at
> a higher level of consciousness than a liberal.
> You need to make the complete transition. Put in
> the work, believe, and you will get there.


I too thought converting from a liberal to a conservative, for many reasons, I wanted to be smarter, more considerate of others, and not just put myself first all the time, and also to become more handsome, that was about 20 years ago and I’m still waiting for transform
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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: It's not working ()
Date: January 11, 2019 05:08PM

Ocasio Cortezs Coochie Wrote:
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> You'll be much better off, because:
>
> 1) You'll have a better work ethic and learn not
> to rely on the government.
>
> 2) You'll take responsibility for your own actions
> - not blame others like the Libs always do.
>
> 3) You'll be able to live in a better neighborhood
> because your income will be greater due to you
> being a harder worker.
>
> 4) You'll be able to sleep at night knowing that
> Libs are all about a life of delusion - that isn't
> anywhere near reality like the Libs would like you
> to believe.
>
> Welcome to the good side of life.
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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Date: January 11, 2019 05:16PM

I have a story Wrote:
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>
> I too thought converting from a liberal to a
> conservative, for many reasons, I wanted to be
> smarter, more considerate of others, and not just
> put myself first all the time, and also to become
> more handsome, that was about 20 years ago and
> I’m still waiting for transform


It may not work for all. Judging from your picture, your genetics reveal you might be stuck as a Liberal the rest of your life. Good luck to you!

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: I have a story ()
Date: January 11, 2019 05:21PM

Ocasio Cortezs Coochie Wrote:
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> I have a story Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I too thought converting from a liberal to a
> > conservative, for many reasons, I wanted to be
> > smarter, more considerate of others, and not
> just
> > put myself first all the time, and also to
> become
> > more handsome, that was about 20 years ago and
> > I’m still waiting for transform
>
>
> It may not work for all. Judging from your
> picture, your genetics reveal you might be stuck
> as a Liberal the rest of your life. Good luck to
> you!

How about my penis size, at least I can get chicks with bigger penis.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: Comfort and Home Security ()
Date: January 11, 2019 05:22PM

Ocasio Cortezs Coochie Wrote:
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> You'll be much better off, because:
>
> 1) You'll have a better work ethic and learn not
> to rely on the government.
>
> 2) You'll take responsibility for your own actions
> - not blame others like the Libs always do.
>
> 3) You'll be able to live in a better neighborhood
> because your income will be greater due to you
> being a harder worker.
>
> 4) You'll be able to sleep at night knowing that
> Libs are all about a life of delusion - that isn't
> anywhere near reality like the Libs would like you
> to believe.
>
> Welcome to the good side of life.


Still living in mommie’s basement, huh?

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: you'll become like meade ()
Date: January 11, 2019 11:50PM

'nuff said...

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: Earl Elephant ()
Date: January 12, 2019 03:23AM

Please come on over. Become a decent, law abiding citizen, not a filthy America hating commie democrat like Gerrytard.

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Re: If I become a Republican, will I instantly become smarter, wealthier, better looking and healthier?
Posted by: PC retardzz ()
Date: January 12, 2019 03:45AM

Also

Physically stronger

And

Happier.

Science has consistently proven these facts.

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