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Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Concerned for Cats ()
Date: February 08, 2010 07:57PM

It worries me

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Not quite sure ()
Date: February 08, 2010 08:28PM

I don't know. Lack of spleen?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 08, 2010 08:31PM

My cat farts all the fucking time. Are you kidding?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 08, 2010 08:51PM

My dogs fart. Especially the little one. But my kitty, oddly enough, does not. She coughs up a lot of hairballs. Her breath smells like cat food. Isn't she beautiful? That's my girl.
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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Reggie ()
Date: February 08, 2010 09:34PM

I want to fuck yout cat.

Then eat it.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: February 08, 2010 09:34PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> My cat farts all the fucking time. Are you
> kidding?


This.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2010 10:04PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> My dogs fart. Especially the little one. But my
> kitty, oddly enough, does not. She coughs up a lot
> of hairballs. Her breath smells like cat food.
> Isn't she beautiful? That's my girl.


I take it your cat's name is Starban?

BTW, kittens do fart a lot. Not so much when they get older.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2010 10:04PM by eesh.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 08, 2010 10:38PM

My cats are ladies. If they need to pass wind, they do so in private.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2010 10:42PM

Alias Wrote:
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> My cats are ladies. If they need to pass wind,
> they do so in private.
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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:49AM

eesh, too bad you weigh so much.

I'm stuck opening all the windows when you're around.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 12:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh, too bad you weigh so much.
>


I stopped adding butter to my daily Frito pie and I lost 5 pounds! You can tell it in my moobs.



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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:09AM

What's that red rash on your face?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:15AM

Alias Wrote:
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> What's that red rash on your face?


You tell me....I got it after giving you a motorboat.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:36AM

Motorboat? Does not compute.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:38AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Motorboat? Does not compute.


Are you a hermit? Do you live in a cocoon? Do you live in a monastery?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:42AM

no. no. no.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:43AM

Alias Wrote:
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> no. no. no.
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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:46AM

Is this your idea of a boat ride?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:47AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Is this your idea of a boat ride?


I'll be a boat for you Alias. You can ride me anytime.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 01:56AM

That sounds like sexual harassment.

I'm reporting your post to Cary.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 02:00AM

Alias Wrote:
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> That sounds like sexual harassment.
>
> I'm reporting your post to Cary.



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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 02:37AM

Picture #1

I remember you, Al.

And, I remember when you told our boss that I was curt and abrupt.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2010 02:42AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Picture #1
>
> I remember you, Al.
>
> And, I remember when you told our boss that I was
> curt and abrupt.
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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 02:53AM

If they have such trouble being happy, why don't you simply get rid of them?

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 09, 2010 04:33AM

I thought that video was real until 1:00 in.

Hey, Alias...you know, you're doing a great job here. But you might want to think about acting a little more sexy....with a vocabulary like that, you could go places! So be like me--talk more about licky-splits and pussy juice........hey, we're talking about your job here.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 09, 2010 09:03AM

Photobucket

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 09, 2010 11:54PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Hey, Alias...you know, you're doing a great job
> here.

Why, thank you.

> But you might want to think about acting a
> little more sexy....

Actually, I'm frigid. I was a blue baby so I'm just happy to be alive.

> So be like me--talk more
> about licky-splits and pussy juice....

If I'm going to learn a foreign language, I'd rather take up Spanish.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: n7VK3 ()
Date: March 17, 2016 08:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dogs fart. Especially the little one. But my
> > kitty, oddly enough, does not. She coughs up a
> lot
> > of hairballs. Her breath smells like cat food.
> > Isn't she beautiful? That's my girl.
>
>
> I take it your cat's name is Starban?
>
> BTW, kittens do fart a lot. Not so much when they
> get older.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: sbd ()
Date: March 17, 2016 10:30PM

Oh,but cats DO fart. Silently.

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Re: Why dont cats fart?
Posted by: dumb as rocks ()
Date: March 18, 2016 02:05PM

sbd Wrote:
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> Oh,but cats DO fart. Silently.
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