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Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Ayatollah Boo Hoo ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:10PM

Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.

"The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that will leave them stunned," Khamenei, who is also Iran's commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel.



Let's help the CIA by predicting what this Great Punch, God willing, will be.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:12PM

If he means the snow...allah be praised1

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: dudette ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:34PM

Maybe he's gonna declare war?

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: February 08, 2010 06:46PM


> "The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's
> grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers)
> on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that
> will leave them stunned,"

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Date: February 08, 2010 06:47PM

I imagine they will test a nuke.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 08, 2010 09:49PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I imagine they will test a nuke.


They might test it on on Isreal?

More likely they will unleash their shoe throwing champion and they know we can't compete.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2010 10:06PM

Just more bravado from an attention whore nation.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 10, 2010 06:16AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I imagine they will test a nuke.


i would be impressed if they did but it would be a very dumb move on their part. seriously, there would be bombs dropping that night (you have to coordinate that shit) from israeli fighter jets (i dont think they have stealth capability). however, it would be awesome if nobody claimed responsibility for doing so because it's plausible deniability. iran would just lash out at all non-arab nations, flailing it's arms and crying foul. i like israel's "OH HELL NO!" position. they have patience but then when it's run out, they snap and utterly destroy you.

if they demonstrate a nuke, that's going to be the last straw.


eesh Wrote:
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> Just more bravado from an attention whore nation.


pretty much. they love the limelight.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: February 10, 2010 06:54AM

Testing a nuke would mean that the US and NATO would take out military sites with cruise missiles. Iran would have to use a nuke on something for it to have any impact. If Iran used a nuke on anything the entire world community would take out Iran.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 10, 2010 07:48AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> i like israel's "OH HELL NO!" position.
> they have patience but then when it's run out,
> they snap and utterly destroy you.


Couldn't be more true. It's endearing in a way, but they need to know when enough is enough. There's a proportionate response and then there's overkill.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: February 10, 2010 08:00AM

I heard they will preview their own tv show Iranian Idol. Female contestants must wear head to toe burkas and only sing after the men sing. Losers will be taken out and lashed twnety times. Male contestants who are or appear fem will receive an extra twenty lashes.
The judges will be three old guys with beards and head wraps.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 10, 2010 08:17AM

They decided to stop oppressing women, allow freedom of speech, and act like a big boy nation.

I'd be stunned, at least.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: February 10, 2010 08:27AM

They are gonna ban the export of petrolium thus depriving the west of all petrolium jelly so no more lubricant, warming gel etc. So all us sexual maniacs will have to go rough rugged and raw when getting jiggy. Mass mayhem will follow.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 11, 2010 05:11PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > i like israel's "OH HELL NO!" position.
> > they have patience but then when it's run out,
> > they snap and utterly destroy you.
>
>
> Couldn't be more true. It's endearing in a way,
> but they need to know when enough is enough.
> There's a proportionate response and then there's
> overkill.


enough is enough when your enemy is stone cold dead and buried in the ground.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 11, 2010 08:08PM

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Posted by: hungry ()
Date: February 11, 2010 08:13PM

yum, onion rings, freedom fries, hush puppies and mozzarella sticks.

Looks like dinner to me.

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Re: Iran to Stun the West This Week
Date: February 11, 2010 08:14PM

So they announced they can enrich uranium. BFD. I think the West has assumed this for some time.

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