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Re: Google driverless car slams into Golden Gate pylon - bridge closed for a week as precaution
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AlienInMyChest
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Date: January 04, 2019 10:36PM
It wasn't driverless. I was driving at the time but got distracted from Gerry sucking me off while I used my scalpel to sadistically split his tiny little penis four ways down the middle. So it sort of spread open like a blossoming penile flower. So now when Gerry takes a piss, he has to sit down on the toilet and pee from the hole in the middle of his four fleshy penis-flaps.