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Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy Proposals
Posted by: General Barney ()
Date: February 08, 2010 12:38PM

January 29, 2010
Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military Released

WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday.

According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot tubs, and more.

In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company tentatively named "69th Fighting Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.

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Re: Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy Proposals
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 08, 2010 01:10PM

Funny, but sadly, that's what some people really think a gay military would be like.

The whole issue is pathetic. Do people really think that all gays are like Big Gay Al or the cast of "Queer Eye?"

Currently, straight members of the military can be punished if they have sexually explicit conversations or even post a swimsuit calendar someone finds offensive. Service members who repeat such behavior can be discharged from the military.

If a gay guy won't shut up about giving blowjobs or has a sexy stud as a wallpaper background on his computer, the same rules should apply.

For example, while the military is pretty open about religion, there's still the matter of dress and appearance: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/700/CFI/cfreport/

He was allowed to be Pagan, but still subject to the military's policies regarding dress and appearance. They should be allowed to be gay, but still subject to the military's policies regarding good conduct and sexual harassment.

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Re: Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy Proposals
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2010 05:18PM

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