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I'll do anybody
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 05, 2010 01:56AM

This is a picture of Anne Ramsey from The Goonies. Take a good look. Breathe it in.

Now...I happen to believe that any man who would not have sex with this woman is ghey. Now, let me explain why: in this scenario, Anne Ramsey comes up to you in a bar, and offers herself to you. You have no better offers this particular night. You came here to get laid, and there she is--ready to give her sweet, wrinkly body over to you for the night. Any man who declines is under the impression that he's "too good" for poor Anne, but here is the folly in that way of thinking: men are disgusting. Even the prettiest man is disgusting...with the droopy balls and the hairy penis and such. Johnny Depp has the same pair of droopy balls that I have. Next to a hanging nutsack, I say a nude Anne Ramsey is still leaps and bounds more attractive. A heterosexual man will have sex with ANY woman in the world under the scenario I have described. If he doesn't he is ghey. What say you?
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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:02AM

What about this merry bride? Would you do her?


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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:03AM

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:08AM

Allow me to poke holes in your theory...

Don't click these links unless you are 18 or older...
THESE IMAGES ARE VERY UNSAFE FOR WORK...
ACTUALLY, UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF, DON'T CLICK ON THESE LINKS AT ALL!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Vaginal_syphilis_%28disturbing_image%29.jpg
http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/hardin/md/pictures22/cdc/PHIL_4093_lores.jpg
http://ayurai.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/syphilis-female.jpg
http://www.avert.org/media/photos/syphilis.jpg
http://www.somaodio.com/sg/spaceghetto_files/nasty-vagina.jpg

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:14AM

What about Chaz Bono? Technically still a woman, right?

Or this beaut...

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:15AM

Harry, that last picture is what nightmares are made of...

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:27AM

Haha, looks like some giant rat mutation with a goatee, huh?

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry, that last picture is what nightmares are
> made of...

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:29AM

No, I wrote that before you posted the other pics. I was referring to the link for somaodio....it looks like a cave with hair growing around the entrance.

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:30AM

Yeah, that's the one I was talking about... It looks like a living creature yawning to me... check out the goatee... IF YOU DARE!

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> No, I wrote that before you posted the other pics.
> I was referring to the link for somaodio....it
> looks like a cave with hair growing around the
> entrance.

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:36AM

Looks like this, only more daunting.


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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: February 05, 2010 02:53AM

Looks like this, only more daunting...

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 05, 2010 03:05AM

LOL...the vag does look like a tongue is sticking out.

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 05, 2010 04:26AM

if you squint, it's almost indistinguishable from this:
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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 05, 2010 04:32AM

...and, upon further review, after looking at those photos--I am in the unenviable position of having to concede this argument.

Still, I think the male genitalia is capable of being every bit as horrific.

Let's face it, people are disgusting. Even the most attractive couple looks clumsy, gross and almost simian while making the beast with two backs.

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Re: I'll do anybody
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 05, 2010 08:03AM

I give this thread a big thumbs up

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