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Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Feeding Gerry my loads ()
Date: November 16, 2018 10:40AM

He brags about being about to large ones to the base, while tickling doodads with his tongue at the same time. At least he bragged to me in a PM.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 16, 2018 10:43AM

Feeding Gerry my loads Wrote:
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> He brags about being about to large ones to the
> base, while tickling doodads with his tongue at
> the same time. At least he bragged to me in a PM.


He’s got more DNA on his tongue than a $2 hooker.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: neck-baby ()
Date: November 16, 2018 10:48AM

keep the baby batter from Trumps neck or he will have a neck-baby

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 16, 2018 11:47AM

i love cok and jizz

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 16, 2018 05:42PM

wow OK, i want to huk up w/ yung resgisted guys for ass action and gud smok.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: DMTE6 ()
Date: November 16, 2018 06:28PM

I don't think neck babies are a thing.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: AlienInMyChest ()
Date: November 17, 2018 12:40AM

The best part of Gerry oozed down the inside of his hairy-backed, $2 whore mother's thigh and dripped into a dog food dish. To be lapped up by the nearest dogs. And all dogs have more intelligence and character that the Gerry human pap-smear.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerry is better than you ()
Date: November 17, 2018 12:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:

> He’s got more DNA on his tongue than a $2
> hooker.


At least Gerry doesn't shit on my dick when I fuck him up the ass. After screwing you, I had to explain to my wife how I got skid marks on the front of my skivvies.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Proud Democratic ()
Date: November 17, 2018 01:07AM

OP is right. Gerry just left my house chocked full of my soy laden jizz.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Earl Elephant ()
Date: November 17, 2018 01:12AM

Damn, all you faggots sure are obsessed with Gerrys sex life.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 18, 2018 08:29AM

hay guise...i went to huk up w/ any new regsterd dude for gud smok and butt secs...

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez ()
Date: November 19, 2018 01:13AM

neck-baby Wrote:
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> keep the baby batter from Trumps neck or he will
> have a
> neck-baby


One time I ate an 8-inch wheel of Brie cheese and I had an ass-baby!

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 19, 2018 08:55AM

i like facials

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: AlienInMyChest ()
Date: November 20, 2018 08:31AM

That's probably the healthiest thing that walking abomination eats. Did you know that the other day I caught Gerry slithering around in my backyard? He was digging used a corkscrew to drill a hole in my house's toilet outflow PVC pipe. Then he stuck a straw in it and started literally INHALING my toilet sewage. Which somehow caused his empty scrotum to fill up with unspeakable gasses and puff up, like those dirigibles from the 1930s.

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Re: Gerry eats sperm for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 20, 2018 10:07AM

hay, i luv jiss

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