Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
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CXY8P
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:16AM
When I was in college, I drove a cab part time. There was this one day I could only work a few hours, so I had to make the most of it, because it was Rent's Due Day for the cab. So anyhow, I pick up this girl, not bad looking and take her where she wants to go. We get there, I tell her what's on the meter and she reaches in her purse, but doesn't take out anything, just leaves her hand in there. She gives me this look and smiles and asks me:
"Can I give you a blow job instead of cash?"
I look at her, laugh and shake my head in wonderment:
"Lady, let me tell you something...." I look at my watch; "In a little more than 2 hours, I hafta' meet the guy who owns this cab. He's gonna' tell me to give him everything I made today. What am I supposed to do then? Give him 75 bucks and a blow job?"