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My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
I'm A Non-gay Guy
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Date: October 19, 2018 07:51AM
I never thought that it would come to this or that I would find myself in this position, but it happened. It only took about 5 minutes and wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The worst part of it was him talking to me in a degrading manor the entire time! I told him ahead of time that I wasn't going to let him finish in my mouth or on me anywhere. The deed is done!
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Dkkdd
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Date: October 19, 2018 08:01AM
That should get u even and a few months free, next time bend over and spread ur ass cheeks real wide, that may get u paid for a good 6 months
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
queen shittefah
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Date: October 19, 2018 08:30AM
OP is full of shit. There's no way gerry has a place that costs 2K a month.
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
something like that
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:05AM
happened to me except it was may landlady. I got behind a couple of months so she offered me a way out. She was on the rag & complaining about the cramps so she said if I ate her pussy, she'd let me off. I got through it. Next month, I actually had the rent money, but she offered me the same deal, so I took it and bought brewskis with half the rent money. It worked out pretty good until the semester ended & I left.
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
CXY8P
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:16AM
When I was in college, I drove a cab part time. There was this one day I could only work a few hours, so I had to make the most of it, because it was Rent's Due Day for the cab. So anyhow, I pick up this girl, not bad looking and take her where she wants to go. We get there, I tell her what's on the meter and she reaches in her purse, but doesn't take out anything, just leaves her hand in there. She gives me this look and smiles and asks me:
"Can I give you a blow job instead of cash?"
I look at her, laugh and shake my head in wonderment:
"Lady, let me tell you something...." I look at my watch; "In a little more than 2 hours, I hafta' meet the guy who owns this cab. He's gonna' tell me to give him everything I made today. What am I supposed to do then? Give him 75 bucks and a blow job?"
"Can I give you a blow job instead of cash?"
I look at her, laugh and shake my head in wonderment:
"Lady, let me tell you something...." I look at my watch; "In a little more than 2 hours, I hafta' meet the guy who owns this cab. He's gonna' tell me to give him everything I made today. What am I supposed to do then? Give him 75 bucks and a blow job?"
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Last Nights Lesbians
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:28AM
I was at a bar last night that has beers specials on Thursday nights. I'm not going to say which bar. I noticed these two hot middle age women sitting at a table together. I've noticed the one lady before at the happy hour. She comes in with her office after work.
Now here's where it gets interesting, she is recently divorced. Some of the guys from her office came in and bought her and this other lady some shots. The one chic gave the other a little neck massage. After the guys from her office left the two women were sitting behind me. They started joking about lesbians and how they had never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started comparing each others hands. One of the women bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended up watching them eat each other out and fuck each other. It was really hot!
Now here's where it gets interesting, she is recently divorced. Some of the guys from her office came in and bought her and this other lady some shots. The one chic gave the other a little neck massage. After the guys from her office left the two women were sitting behind me. They started joking about lesbians and how they had never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started comparing each others hands. One of the women bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended up watching them eat each other out and fuck each other. It was really hot!
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:33AM
Just become a self hating homosexual Republican. Those rise through Republican politics.
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Fixer of It for You
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Date: October 19, 2018 10:59AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Just become a self hating homosexualRepublicanDemocrat.
> Those rise throughRepublicanDemocrat politics.
FIFY
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> Just become a self hating homosexual
> Those rise through
FIFY
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
You didn't fix it
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Date: October 19, 2018 11:01AM
Fixer of It for You Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just become a self hating homosexual
>RepublicanDemocrat.
> > Those rise through
>RepublicanDemocrat politics.
>
>
> FIFY
You left in "self hating homosexual" to describe the Democrat. That's redundant. Redundancy is an error. Please fix all errors, next time. Thank you.
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just become a self hating homosexual
>
> > Those rise through
>
>
>
> FIFY
You left in "self hating homosexual" to describe the Democrat. That's redundant. Redundancy is an error. Please fix all errors, next time. Thank you.
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Jfdsp
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Date: October 19, 2018 11:50AM
How much does a BJ cost in DMV. If someone owed me $2k I would be demanding a great deal more then just a blow job.
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Big Titties
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Date: October 19, 2018 12:01PM
Last Nights Lesbians Wrote:
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> I was at a bar last night that has beers specials
> on Thursday nights. I'm not going to say which
> bar. I noticed these two hot middle age women
> sitting at a table together. I've noticed the one
> lady before at the happy hour. She comes in with
> her office after work.
>
> Now here's where it gets interesting, she is
> recently divorced. Some of the guys from her
> office came in and bought her and this other lady
> some shots. The one chic gave the other a little
> neck massage. After the guys from her office left
> the two women were sitting behind me. They
> started joking about lesbians and how they had
> never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started
> comparing each others hands. One of the women
> bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a
> long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same
> time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended
> up watching them eat each other out and fuck each
> other. It was really hot!
Good I love lesbians! Lesbian sandwiches are the best. Especially with big titties!
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> I was at a bar last night that has beers specials
> on Thursday nights. I'm not going to say which
> bar. I noticed these two hot middle age women
> sitting at a table together. I've noticed the one
> lady before at the happy hour. She comes in with
> her office after work.
>
> Now here's where it gets interesting, she is
> recently divorced. Some of the guys from her
> office came in and bought her and this other lady
> some shots. The one chic gave the other a little
> neck massage. After the guys from her office left
> the two women were sitting behind me. They
> started joking about lesbians and how they had
> never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started
> comparing each others hands. One of the women
> bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a
> long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same
> time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended
> up watching them eat each other out and fuck each
> other. It was really hot!
Good I love lesbians! Lesbian sandwiches are the best. Especially with big titties!
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
C'mon Moreno
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Date: October 19, 2018 12:20PM
I'm A Non-gay Guy Wrote:
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> I never thought that it would come to this or that
> I would find myself in this position, but it
> happened. It only took about 5 minutes and wasn't
> as bad as I thought it would be. The worst part of
> it was him talking to me in a degrading manor the
> entire time! I told him ahead of time that I
> wasn't going to let him finish in my mouth or on
> me anywhere. The deed is done!
It wouldn't surprise anyone if your mom actually had a dick, but nobody is going to believe your mom charges you rent.
At least now your pointless gay fantasies involve adults...
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> I never thought that it would come to this or that
> I would find myself in this position, but it
> happened. It only took about 5 minutes and wasn't
> as bad as I thought it would be. The worst part of
> it was him talking to me in a degrading manor the
> entire time! I told him ahead of time that I
> wasn't going to let him finish in my mouth or on
> me anywhere. The deed is done!
It wouldn't surprise anyone if your mom actually had a dick, but nobody is going to believe your mom charges you rent.
At least now your pointless gay fantasies involve adults...
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Asker of questions
()
Date: October 19, 2018 01:57PM
Last Nights Lesbians Wrote:
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> I was at a bar last night that has beers specials
> on Thursday nights. I'm not going to say which
> bar. I noticed these two hot middle age women
> sitting at a table together. I've noticed the one
> lady before at the happy hour. She comes in with
> her office after work.
>
> Now here's where it gets interesting, she is
> recently divorced. Some of the guys from her
> office came in and bought her and this other lady
> some shots. The one chic gave the other a little
> neck massage. After the guys from her office left
> the two women were sitting behind me. They
> started joking about lesbians and how they had
> never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started
> comparing each others hands. One of the women
> bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a
> long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same
> time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended
> up watching them eat each other out and fuck each
> other. It was really hot!
& U didden even axe 2 join in? All U got 2 do was sit in the chair and whack off?
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> I was at a bar last night that has beers specials
> on Thursday nights. I'm not going to say which
> bar. I noticed these two hot middle age women
> sitting at a table together. I've noticed the one
> lady before at the happy hour. She comes in with
> her office after work.
>
> Now here's where it gets interesting, she is
> recently divorced. Some of the guys from her
> office came in and bought her and this other lady
> some shots. The one chic gave the other a little
> neck massage. After the guys from her office left
> the two women were sitting behind me. They
> started joking about lesbians and how they had
> never tried it chuckle chuckle. They started
> comparing each others hands. One of the women
> bumped into me so I made a quick joke. To make a
> long short we ended up paying our tabs at the same
> time and walking out. yada yada yada and I ended
> up watching them eat each other out and fuck each
> other. It was really hot!
& U didden even axe 2 join in? All U got 2 do was sit in the chair and whack off?
Re: My Landlord Just Let Me Blow Him Instead Of Paying $2K In Rent
Posted by:
Moreno family values
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Date: October 19, 2018 02:11PM
Asker of questions Wrote:
> & U didden even axe 2 join in? All U got 2 do
> was sit in the chair and whack off?
We are talking Moreno here. Not only is he a virgin when it comes to women(with the probable exception of his mom's poopchute), he is not imaginative or interested enough to make up stories about screwing women... So he leaves that out. Is it any wonder why he is a social outcast?
> & U didden even axe 2 join in? All U got 2 do
> was sit in the chair and whack off?
We are talking Moreno here. Not only is he a virgin when it comes to women(with the probable exception of his mom's poopchute), he is not imaginative or interested enough to make up stories about screwing women... So he leaves that out. Is it any wonder why he is a social outcast?