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Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Aokayz ()
Date: September 20, 2018 03:31PM

In his "vee-log" he says he was okay during the big storm. He also got run over by a wheel chair, had to go to Walgreen's to get an enema, and says the tornadoes were God's warning not to have the RVA pride fest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_N75GtE1p0

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: meade's great ()
Date: September 20, 2018 03:41PM

You know you're slow when you almost get run over by a wheelchair. Where is this 5K running Meade we used to know? He was so swelt, slim, muscular a little while ago, Meade you have to get back into shape! You set an example for all the flabby, doughy, sweaty, obese folks that we have here! You can still be the hero and inspiration for them; if you try! Keep up the good work! You're too handsome to be overweight

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: SlimPickins ()
Date: September 20, 2018 03:47PM

meade's great Wrote:
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> You know you're slow when you almost get run over
> by a wheelchair. Where is this 5K running Meade
> we used to know? He was so swelt, slim, muscular
> a little while ago, Meade you have to get back
> into shape! You set an example for all the
> flabby, doughy, sweaty, obese folks that we have
> here! You can still be the hero and inspiration
> for them; if you try! Keep up the good work!
> You're too handsome to be overweight


He is working on getting in shape by his next birthday. He is getting more fit by the hour!

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: JJ The Water Dawg ()
Date: September 20, 2018 03:51PM

That shit made me laugh for 15 minutes.

Well, now I know... before Trumptards go on vacation they go to Walgreens to get prepared by buying enemas.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: yep ()
Date: September 20, 2018 03:51PM

If he is not performing you can depend that he is either working out ot sleeping. A man of substance, a man of wax, a dying breed.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Josef K. ()
Date: September 20, 2018 05:32PM

yep Wrote:
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> If he is not performing you can depend that he is
> either working out ot sleeping. A man of
> substance, a man of wax, a dying breed.


He is a dying something. His face is just getting more and more inflated looking. Kind of like he swallowed another man whole.
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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Rkkr ()
Date: September 20, 2018 05:34PM

Why dont i get updates on meades new vlogs?

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: I like the way ()
Date: September 20, 2018 05:46PM

He says he needs an enema to be prepared for the Pride festival.

We know he just wants people to think he is out of town and where he is really going to spend this weekend....As for the enema...We all know why he might be in need of that....

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: vote Trump again ()
Date: September 20, 2018 05:53PM

look at that face, that chubby little baby face of Meade's. How could that face lie? Vote Trump

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Germanbuild ()
Date: September 20, 2018 06:22PM

Meade looks Bavarian.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: to be precise ()
Date: September 20, 2018 09:27PM

Josef K. Wrote:
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ce is just getting
> more and more inflated looking. Kind of like he
> swallowed another man's penis.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: direct descendents ()
Date: September 20, 2018 10:16PM

Germanbuild Wrote:
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> Meade looks Bavarian.


meade comes from good american stock, the people who built this country. including the indians. he is not a foreigner.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: God's warning ()
Date: September 21, 2018 12:27AM

Pre gay rights, the South never had tornadoes.

WTF is the deal with buying an enema before travelling? Is that something the fact fuck needs every single day?

In any case, I think the torndo was God's warning to Richmond not to inflict meade on the rest of the state.

I do look forward to his road trip vlog; some sort of misadventure always befalls meade.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Or you that stupid ()
Date: September 21, 2018 10:40AM

God's warning Wrote:
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> Pre gay rights, the South never had tornadoes.


Actually, pre-global warming, the south never had tornadoes.


I know science is hard,

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 21, 2018 04:16PM

I wish God would straighten out this debate. But, he ain't talking.

A tornado is an impressive show of force, but you have to admit, it is kind of a vague message.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: MeterologistJim ()
Date: September 21, 2018 05:54PM

Or you that stupid Wrote:
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> God's warning Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pre gay rights, the South never had tornadoes.
>
>
> Actually, pre-global warming, the south never had
> tornadoes.
>
>
> I know science is hard,

That is such a myth. The South has always had tornadoes. Virginia averages 18 tornadoes a year and September is the most reputed month for tornadoes in Virginia. This isn't "global warming". It was remnants of tropical storm left over from Florence. Virginia is 25th out of 50 states in terms of tornadic activity. Tornadoes are not rare here. Anyways, these were typical tornadoes for our region , F1s F2's, etc. Not some F5 tornado like Missouri or Kansas.

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Re: Meade Skelton survived the Richmond tornadoes...
Posted by: Meade is a fat Jew ()
Date: September 22, 2018 03:47AM

And he’s a closet Queer too.

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