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Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: January 16, 2010 10:39AM


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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: Srrsly ()
Date: January 16, 2010 10:51AM

Why the sing long?

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 16, 2010 04:16PM

Perhaps she can persuade Lindsay Lohan of the benefits of using a bra.
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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 16, 2010 04:22PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Perhaps she can persuade Lindsay Lohan of the
> benefits of using a bra.

Good lord, I hope not. If she did, how would people know she's a whore?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: No One (not even the rain) ()
Date: January 16, 2010 04:39PM

Id like to hide my tool in her boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2010 04:57PM

Just make sure you put your name on it.

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 16, 2010 08:15PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
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> > Perhaps she can persuade Lindsay Lohan of the
> > benefits of using a bra.
>
> Good lord, I hope not. If she did, how would
> people know she's a whore?


That girl used to be so cute/hot back in her Mean Girls days. She is the poster child for how hard living makes you look like common street trash in a matter of years. Fucking sad. With that being said, I'd probably still fuck her, but I would wear two condoms, remain fully clothed, and take an alcohol shower immediately afterwards.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 16, 2010 09:01PM

Yeah. If I shook hands with her, I'd probably go wash mine immediately after. She looks sticky.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: No One (not even the rain) ()
Date: January 16, 2010 09:12PM

i didnt read that. Thought it was Drew Barrymore not lohan.

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: Vince(!) ()
Date: January 18, 2010 10:23AM

where did that Hammer come from!? SHENNANIGANS SAYS I!

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Re: Guess the # of tools hidden in her boobs.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 18, 2010 02:34PM

Lucky for her, that chick's got a great set of personality.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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