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So, I didn't want to go to work today.....
Posted by: I'm learning from FFU ()
Date: May 04, 2018 04:44PM

I didn't feel like showing up today. So, I just stayed in bed. My boss phoned ~ 12:00 to see what was up, and whether I was OK.

My wife replied, 'He's not doing too well right now. He's in a deep depression. He's hiding underneath the covers.'

My boss's response? 'Well, pull the fucking covers OFF his head, and tell him to get his ass down here. He's a grown man for fuck sake.'

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Re: So, I didn't want to go to work today.....
Posted by: 8 stacks ()
Date: May 04, 2018 04:53PM

Right on bro, I just told my boss to go fuck himself. My fat cat dad sends me $8k every year, I don't need a stupid job.

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Re: So, I didn't want to go to work today.....
Posted by: WSH LAX Starban ()
Date: May 04, 2018 05:00PM

Learn from Miz, the master.

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Re: So, I didn't want to go to work today.....
Posted by: I Went ()
Date: May 04, 2018 05:21PM

Fishing on the Potomac today. It was a beautiful day. I didn't catch anything but fuck work right?

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